Канал: Elyse Myers

the black hole of hyperfixation

the black hole of hyperfixation

what it’s like receiving a cameo from me:

what it’s like receiving a cameo from me:

a face infection, a beautiful book, and a light that won't turn on

a face infection, a beautiful book, and a light that won't turn on

“Elyse kept an audio message from you” 💀

“Elyse kept an audio message from you” 💀

DATE NIGHT: six crumbl cookies and a lot of tired giggles with Jonas ❤️

DATE NIGHT: six crumbl cookies and a lot of tired giggles with Jonas ❤️

The Trash Bag Shirt Dance (a joke and a serotonin boost)

The Trash Bag Shirt Dance (a joke and a serotonin boost)

I dyed my gray hair for the first and it went just fine

I dyed my gray hair for the first and it went just fine

very athleticism so much sport 🧦

very athleticism so much sport 🧦

a lot of banjos and a little bit of DIY

a lot of banjos and a little bit of DIY

no one writes spice like Elsie Silver 🌶️ #booktube

no one writes spice like Elsie Silver 🌶️ #booktube

everything is great and that makes me nervous!

everything is great and that makes me nervous!

books I wish I could read for the first time again (& some I wish I never read)

books I wish I could read for the first time again (& some I wish I never read)

it’s either laugh or cry 🍞

it’s either laugh or cry 🍞

a fit check, scored by aggressively wooden floors

a fit check, scored by aggressively wooden floors

I’ve never been better, why are you asking? #restingstitchface

I’ve never been better, why are you asking? #restingstitchface

teeth and sex (two unrelated thoughts)

teeth and sex (two unrelated thoughts)

thirty-one things I wish I knew earlier 🎈

thirty-one things I wish I knew earlier 🎈

the 2pm scaries

the 2pm scaries

an (almost) 31-year-old's very non-fictional hangover

an (almost) 31-year-old's very non-fictional hangover

a catch-all response to texted misunderstandings

a catch-all response to texted misunderstandings

early to every party 🎈

early to every party 🎈

one million friends and 80,000 words 🎉

one million friends and 80,000 words 🎉

I’m autistic and I think this changes nothing/everything? #audhd

I’m autistic and I think this changes nothing/everything? #audhd

Storytime: an airplane bathroom and a whole lot of 💩

Storytime: an airplane bathroom and a whole lot of 💩

charcuterie, crochet, and a very old journal

charcuterie, crochet, and a very old journal

stuck in a car wash (part 3 of 3) 🚗 #storytime

stuck in a car wash (part 3 of 3) 🚗 #storytime

stuck in a car wash (part 2 of 3) 🚗 #storytime

stuck in a car wash (part 2 of 3) 🚗 #storytime

stuck in a car wash (part 1 of 3) 🚗 #storytime

stuck in a car wash (part 1 of 3) 🚗 #storytime

overstimulated: the musical 🎶

overstimulated: the musical 🎶

a garbage truck video for my 3 year old son so he thinks I’m cool

a garbage truck video for my 3 year old son so he thinks I’m cool

What's worth reading? (16 honest book reviews + my rating scales!)

What's worth reading? (16 honest book reviews + my rating scales!)

crying, screaming, throwing up #theerastour

crying, screaming, throwing up #theerastour

today was a win (and I won’t let my brain convince me otherwise)

today was a win (and I won’t let my brain convince me otherwise)

@lawrencetheband released a new album!!!! 😭🫶🏼

@lawrencetheband released a new album!!!! 😭🫶🏼

The Kiss Quotient Series by Helen Hoang is 😭❤️‍🩹🥹 #booktube

The Kiss Quotient Series by Helen Hoang is 😭❤️‍🩹🥹 #booktube

a blanket, a bear, and a psychological evaluation (OH MY!)

a blanket, a bear, and a psychological evaluation (OH MY!)

if I’m a beginner, that means I began!

if I’m a beginner, that means I began!

what do I say if I use 5 pound dumbbells…?

what do I say if I use 5 pound dumbbells…?

I'm tired of waiting for my old clothes to fit

I'm tired of waiting for my old clothes to fit

the minds never met

the minds never met

Jonas “not watching” the LuLaRoe docuseries

Jonas “not watching” the LuLaRoe docuseries

can you suggest a book that sounds close to this? #contemporaryromance #booktube

can you suggest a book that sounds close to this? #contemporaryromance #booktube

I don’t know what game this is, but I’m definitely losing 🏕️

I don’t know what game this is, but I’m definitely losing 🏕️

this is exactly how I imagine meeting Jerry Seinfeld would go

this is exactly how I imagine meeting Jerry Seinfeld would go

the most pointless attempt at changing my appearance (for no reason at all)

the most pointless attempt at changing my appearance (for no reason at all)

30 Days, 15 Books: My Personal Ratings & Spicy Scale Revealed! 📚

30 Days, 15 Books: My Personal Ratings & Spicy Scale Revealed! 📚

my day off turned into a two-day cheese cracker recipe situation

my day off turned into a two-day cheese cracker recipe situation

a long list of sayings I had no clue I didn’t actually understand

a long list of sayings I had no clue I didn’t actually understand

neighborhood watch meets little sister duties 🛑😂

neighborhood watch meets little sister duties 🛑😂

Oliver Update: 2 steps forward, 1 step back ❤️‍🩹

Oliver Update: 2 steps forward, 1 step back ❤️‍🩹

if you think you know, no you don’t. 😅

if you think you know, no you don’t. 😅

SHE’S BACK AGAIN 🥛

SHE’S BACK AGAIN 🥛

crazy brows 🪒 (part 2 of 2) #coffeetalk #theadhdway

crazy brows 🪒 (part 2 of 2) #coffeetalk #theadhdway

crazy brows 🪒 (part 1 of 2) #coffeetalk #theadhdway

crazy brows 🪒 (part 1 of 2) #coffeetalk #theadhdway

my silent review of “Behind Her Eyes” by Sarah Pinborough 👀📚 #booktube

my silent review of “Behind Her Eyes” by Sarah Pinborough 👀📚 #booktube

this was supposed to be a “clean with me” video but my ADHD had other plans

this was supposed to be a “clean with me” video but my ADHD had other plans

part 3 🛝🫠

part 3 🛝🫠

part 2 🛝🫠

part 2 🛝🫠

the water slide, part 1 of 3 🛝🫠 #storytime

the water slide, part 1 of 3 🛝🫠 #storytime

Inspired by Casey Neistat to try the Insta360 Go 3 📷

Inspired by Casey Neistat to try the Insta360 Go 3 📷

I’ll meet you in there 🫡 #thetorturedpoetsdepartment

I’ll meet you in there 🫡 #thetorturedpoetsdepartment

I’m here for a tetanus shot…?

I’m here for a tetanus shot…?

a little bit of everything

a little bit of everything

just happy to be here (and I’m sorry)

just happy to be here (and I’m sorry)

sound design is a wild ride

sound design is a wild ride

how do you make friends in your 30’s?

how do you make friends in your 30’s?

a life changing experience

a life changing experience

I went on a staycation, faced some fears, and drank some wine!

I went on a staycation, faced some fears, and drank some wine!

building harmonies: electric love by Børns ⚡️

building harmonies: electric love by Børns ⚡️

excuse me, what? 🍻 (part 2)

excuse me, what? 🍻 (part 2)

excuse me, what? 🍻 (part 1 of 2) #storytime

excuse me, what? 🍻 (part 1 of 2) #storytime

Liar Burger (episode one) #ghostkitchens

Liar Burger (episode one) #ghostkitchens

I love the romance, just not the romance. #booktube

I love the romance, just not the romance. #booktube

like, on a scale from 1 to worried…?

like, on a scale from 1 to worried…?

challenging my agoraphobia because my brain is a liar (I'M NOT GIVING UP)

challenging my agoraphobia because my brain is a liar (I'M NOT GIVING UP)

I’ve been chasing that high ever since. 🍹

I’ve been chasing that high ever since. 🍹

the venn diagram that almost doesn’t exist

the venn diagram that almost doesn’t exist

my brain vs. my vocal chords

my brain vs. my vocal chords

kate, the expert: part 3 of 3 💇🏻‍♀️ #storytime #theadhdway

kate, the expert: part 3 of 3 💇🏻‍♀️ #storytime #theadhdway

kate, the expert: part 2 of 3 💇🏻‍♀️ #storytime #theadhdway

kate, the expert: part 2 of 3 💇🏻‍♀️ #storytime #theadhdway

kate, the expert: part 1 of 3 💇🏻‍♀️ #storytime #theadhdway

kate, the expert: part 1 of 3 💇🏻‍♀️ #storytime #theadhdway

THE ANTHOLOGY (I CRIED): Taylor Swift's 'The Tortured Poets Department' Live Reaction - Part 2

THE ANTHOLOGY (I CRIED): Taylor Swift's 'The Tortured Poets Department' Live Reaction - Part 2

Taylor Swift's 'The Tortured Poets Department' Album: Live Reaction! (PART ONE)

Taylor Swift's 'The Tortured Poets Department' Album: Live Reaction! (PART ONE)

Track 02: The Tortured Poets Department (live reaction) 🎶

Track 02: The Tortured Poets Department (live reaction) 🎶

📖: the seven year slip by ashley poston

📖: the seven year slip by ashley poston

i'm breaking up with my dentist (an anxious people-pleasers nightmare)

i'm breaking up with my dentist (an anxious people-pleasers nightmare)

I’m gonna tell you every time

I’m gonna tell you every time

CRUMBL COOKIES REVIEW! *date night*

CRUMBL COOKIES REVIEW! date night

the battle of the tunes 🎶

the battle of the tunes 🎶

storytimes & delicious snacks (ft. the most amazing meal I’ve had in a while)

storytimes & delicious snacks (ft. the most amazing meal I’ve had in a while)

solar eclipse: a true story ☀️

solar eclipse: a true story ☀️

bloopers!

bloopers!

the power of AI 💡

the power of AI 💡

sometimes, you are just the a**hole

sometimes, you are just the a**hole

Rainn Wilson handled this conversation better than anyone else would have.

Rainn Wilson handled this conversation better than anyone else would have.

elyse picks an outfit: a true story

elyse picks an outfit: a true story

I am many things, but mysterious will never be one of them.

I am many things, but mysterious will never be one of them.

challenging myself to leave my house (and it didn’t go great)

challenging myself to leave my house (and it didn’t go great)

surprising @msrachel in a donut store 😂♥️

surprising @msrachel in a donut store 😂♥️

either make them all automatic or make them all manual but don’t mix and match

either make them all automatic or make them all manual but don’t mix and match

worship the sandwich 🥪 #chaoticneutral

worship the sandwich 🥪 #chaoticneutral

did everyone sign a secret pact to sign up for premium without telling me??

did everyone sign a secret pact to sign up for premium without telling me??

storytime: the tear drop sodas, part 3 of 3 🥤 #coffeetalk

storytime: the tear drop sodas, part 3 of 3 🥤 #coffeetalk

storytime: the tear drop sodas, part 2 of 3 🥤 #coffeetalk

storytime: the tear drop sodas, part 2 of 3 🥤 #coffeetalk

storytime: the tear drop sodas, part 1 of 3 🥤 #coffeetalk

storytime: the tear drop sodas, part 1 of 3 🥤 #coffeetalk

drink coffee with me and chat about rest

drink coffee with me and chat about rest

this might as well be a Jordan Almond

this might as well be a Jordan Almond

just call me the princess of genovia 🍐

just call me the princess of genovia 🍐

Snow Day: 73 questions with Elyse (in the style of Vogue, but legally *not* Vogue)

Snow Day: 73 questions with Elyse (in the style of Vogue, but legally not Vogue)

I am crumbling under pressure that literally doesn’t exist. 🫠

I am crumbling under pressure that literally doesn’t exist. 🫠

thirty, flirty, and thriving ☕️

thirty, flirty, and thriving ☕️

I have never been so betrayed by my own mouth??

I have never been so betrayed by my own mouth??

practicing my script for the Amazon delivery driver:

practicing my script for the Amazon delivery driver:

my adhd brain vs. reading

my adhd brain vs. reading

embracing the challenge: my journey into DIY film development

embracing the challenge: my journey into DIY film development

if you give a mouse a camera 📸 #audhd

if you give a mouse a camera 📸 #audhd

go bruins or whatever 🐻

go bruins or whatever 🐻

Oliver's VSD surgery update: we're home! ❤️‍🩹

Oliver's VSD surgery update: we're home! ❤️‍🩹

the runaway bride 🏃🏻‍♀️💨

the runaway bride 🏃🏻‍♀️💨

I actually can’t co-sign this level of PTSD so let me go back to the drawing board real quick…

I actually can’t co-sign this level of PTSD so let me go back to the drawing board real quick…

noise canceling headphones work a little too well ✈️

noise canceling headphones work a little too well ✈️

poor choice of words but we’re gonna move right along

poor choice of words but we’re gonna move right along

trying to form a single thought

trying to form a single thought

I run away from things I love

I run away from things I love

from customer to bridesmaid

from customer to bridesmaid

falling back in love with my film camera 📷

falling back in love with my film camera 📷

big W for the myers house tonight 🚽

big W for the myers house tonight 🚽

this is sort of about a sweater

this is sort of about a sweater

you’ve got this 🤍

you’ve got this 🤍

what in the invisible string theory is this 😭

what in the invisible string theory is this 😭

I am unable to accurately perceive myself in any way.

I am unable to accurately perceive myself in any way.

free gift with purchase…?

free gift with purchase…?

1 in 100: Oliver's VSD diagnosis and an update from us ❤️‍🩹

1 in 100: Oliver's VSD diagnosis and an update from us ❤️‍🩹

Part 2: Punxsutawney Phil & Phyllis 🕳️

Part 2: Punxsutawney Phil & Phyllis 🕳️

Part 1: Punxsutawney Phil & Phyllis 🕳️

Part 1: Punxsutawney Phil & Phyllis 🕳️

POV: you asked me about my sweater

POV: you asked me about my sweater

jokes on me it’s not the same

jokes on me it’s not the same

Cooking with Elyse: Pizza Eggs 🍕🍳

Cooking with Elyse: Pizza Eggs 🍕🍳

if you mention eye contact in conversation, it’s game over for me. 👁️👁️

if you mention eye contact in conversation, it’s game over for me. 👁️👁️

the most inconvenient free sandwich, part 3 of 3 🥪 #storytime #theadhdway

the most inconvenient free sandwich, part 3 of 3 🥪 #storytime #theadhdway

the most inconvenient free sandwich, part 2 of 3 🥪 #storytime #theadhdway

the most inconvenient free sandwich, part 2 of 3 🥪 #storytime #theadhdway

the most inconvenient free sandwich, part 1 of 3 🥪 #storytime #theadhdway

the most inconvenient free sandwich, part 1 of 3 🥪 #storytime #theadhdway

it’s a sign 💫

it’s a sign 💫

The full daisy square tutorial is now up! 🌼

The full daisy square tutorial is now up! 🌼

Beginner's Guide: How to Crochet a Retro Daisy Granny Square (Step-by-Step Tutorial)

Beginner's Guide: How to Crochet a Retro Daisy Granny Square (Step-by-Step Tutorial)

the pre-car tweeze 🤏🏼

the pre-car tweeze 🤏🏼

all of a sudden, I realized how far I’ve come 🥹

all of a sudden, I realized how far I’ve come 🥹

seven minutes in matchmaking heaven 🚪

seven minutes in matchmaking heaven 🚪

just call me C.S.I 🕵🏻‍♀️

just call me C.S.I 🕵🏻‍♀️

I can’t pretend to understand this any longer 🧂🧊

I can’t pretend to understand this any longer 🧂🧊

“feels like” -41° 🥶

“feels like” -41° 🥶

🎶 adding harmonies to “Before You Leave Me” by @AlexWarren 🎶

🎶 adding harmonies to “Before You Leave Me” by @AlexWarren 🎶

learning how to be okay with being bad at things 💪🏼

learning how to be okay with being bad at things 💪🏼

lifelong goal has been unlocked 🔓 #rubikscube

lifelong goal has been unlocked 🔓 #rubikscube

retro daisy granny square tutorial coming sooooon

retro daisy granny square tutorial coming sooooon

2023 in a nutshell 🥂

2023 in a nutshell 🥂

be honest, you flirt with yourself in the bathroom mirror too after a couple sips. 🥂

be honest, you flirt with yourself in the bathroom mirror too after a couple sips. 🥂

christmas show and tell 🎁

christmas show and tell 🎁

I’m convinced my back wasn’t meant to stand up straight

I’m convinced my back wasn’t meant to stand up straight

girls trip turns into…photoshoot with strangers?

girls trip turns into…photoshoot with strangers?

Elyse Myers vs. VF lie detector

Elyse Myers vs. VF lie detector

I crocheted a houndstooth adult swaddle

I crocheted a houndstooth adult swaddle

The Jacket: based on a true story.

The Jacket: based on a true story.

my live reaction to “you’re losing me” (from the vault) by Taylor Swift

my live reaction to “you’re losing me” (from the vault) by Taylor Swift

overly confident with my photography skills for absolutely no reason 📸 #bacheloretteparty

overly confident with my photography skills for absolutely no reason 📸 #bacheloretteparty

an accidental dress rehearsal?

an accidental dress rehearsal?

✨ DIY Kudos Bar ✨

✨ DIY Kudos Bar ✨

surprisingly enough, this wasn’t the mental breakdown

surprisingly enough, this wasn’t the mental breakdown

a midwestern goodbye that lasted so long it turned into a crochet class

a midwestern goodbye that lasted so long it turned into a crochet class

toddlers are brutal

toddlers are brutal

the arm move…? 🗿 #coffeetalk

the arm move…? 🗿 #coffeetalk

teaching my newborn how to crochet 🧶

teaching my newborn how to crochet 🧶

Adding harmonies to “Chronically Cautious” by Braden Bales 🤍

Adding harmonies to “Chronically Cautious” by Braden Bales 🤍

If I was a cast member on Selling Sunset

If I was a cast member on Selling Sunset

the chill crochet project that turned up being not-so-chill

the chill crochet project that turned up being not-so-chill

My live reaction hearing 1989 (Taylor’s Version) vault tracks for the first time

My live reaction hearing 1989 (Taylor’s Version) vault tracks for the first time

I can’t be the only one that feels this way?

I can’t be the only one that feels this way?

and all the shih tzu owners said “amen”

and all the shih tzu owners said “amen”

it’s pretty rude how similar the symptoms are for a heart attack and a panic attack

it’s pretty rude how similar the symptoms are for a heart attack and a panic attack

Sugar, we’re goin’ down (for a nap)

Sugar, we’re goin’ down (for a nap)

Rockapella’s version of the Folgers jingle! 🎶 (I’ve always wanted to cover this!!)

Rockapella’s version of the Folgers jingle! 🎶 (I’ve always wanted to cover this!!)

Zoomigurimi Crochet Project: Kirk the Frog!

Zoomigurimi Crochet Project: Kirk the Frog!

Letter Board Scramble: Part 1

Letter Board Scramble: Part 1

Storytime: Happy not-so-sweet 16 (again)

Storytime: Happy not-so-sweet 16 (again)

please tell me i'm not the only one that thought this

please tell me i'm not the only one that thought this

the grande pike place, part 3 of 3 ☕️ #coffeetalk #theadhdway

the grande pike place, part 3 of 3 ☕️ #coffeetalk #theadhdway

the grande pike place, part 2 of 3 ☕️ #coffeetalk #theadhdway

the grande pike place, part 2 of 3 ☕️ #coffeetalk #theadhdway

the grande pike place, part 1 of 3 ☕️ #coffeetalk #theadhdway

the grande pike place, part 1 of 3 ☕️ #coffeetalk #theadhdway

my camera roll is nobody’s business, not even my own.

my camera roll is nobody’s business, not even my own.

how did we get here?

how did we get here?

my anxiety vs. streaming services in october #happyhalloween

my anxiety vs. streaming services in october #happyhalloween

story time: the wrong address and a pregnancy test (part 2)

story time: the wrong address and a pregnancy test (part 2)

story time: the wrong address and a pregnancy test (part 1)

story time: the wrong address and a pregnancy test (part 1)

maternity leave has ruined my small-talk skills

maternity leave has ruined my small-talk skills

I don’t think postpartum depression works that way?

I don’t think postpartum depression works that way?

learning how to crochet is *humbling*

learning how to crochet is humbling

my husband doing his best to make me laugh while I am in a world of pain 😂😅

my husband doing his best to make me laugh while I am in a world of pain 😂😅

“heat it up” doesn’t always mean “heat it up” ☕️

“heat it up” doesn’t always mean “heat it up” ☕️

how does anyone focus on anything in these conditions? #overstimulated

how does anyone focus on anything in these conditions? #overstimulated

newborns yeet themselves off of you like they’ve got somewhere to be

newborns yeet themselves off of you like they’ve got somewhere to be