Канал: Clips 'N' Snips

'Allo 'Allo!: "We undertakers can be very discrete."

'Allo 'Allo!: "We undertakers can be very discrete."

M*A*S*H: "Bouncing Betty is really bouncing along!"

MAS*H: "Bouncing Betty is really bouncing along!"

Hogan's Heroes: "Colonel Hogan, please just disappear!"

Hogan's Heroes: "Colonel Hogan, please just disappear!"

'Allo 'Allo!: "One, two, three, push!":

'Allo 'Allo!: "One, two, three, push!":

M*A*S*H: "I might have to punch her right in the mouth!"

MAS*H: "I might have to punch her right in the mouth!"

Mr. Bean gives the worst gifts.

Mr. Bean gives the worst gifts.

Mr. Bean gets to know a turkey.

Mr. Bean gets to know a turkey.

Mr. Bean accidentally becomes a conductor.

Mr. Bean accidentally becomes a conductor.

"I shall lick you up for disturbing the puss." - 'Allo' Allo!

"I shall lick you up for disturbing the puss." - 'Allo' Allo!

Larry David steals Jerry Seinfeld's car. - Seinfeld

Larry David steals Jerry Seinfeld's car. - Seinfeld

"The car will behave as if it was a nervous, hysterical person." - Seinfeld

"The car will behave as if it was a nervous, hysterical person." - Seinfeld

Hogan's Heroes: "Well fellas, think it's back to the old drawing board."

Hogan's Heroes: "Well fellas, think it's back to the old drawing board."

"This is my tent because that is my milk!" - M*A*S*H

"This is my tent because that is my milk!" - MAS*H

"There's two types of favors." - Seinfeld

"There's two types of favors." - Seinfeld

"I've eaten frogs, so nobody's perfect." - Seinfeld

"I've eaten frogs, so nobody's perfect." - Seinfeld

'Allo 'Allo!: "Stand aside for Field Marshall Von Crackenfart."

'Allo 'Allo!: "Stand aside for Field Marshall Von Crackenfart."

Mr. Bean tries to mail a letter.

Mr. Bean tries to mail a letter.

"This is the male code." - Seinfeld

"This is the male code." - Seinfeld

"Maybe the dingo ate your baby." - Seinfeld

"Maybe the dingo ate your baby." - Seinfeld

M*A*S*H: "No woman in the world would be safe."

MAS*H: "No woman in the world would be safe."

"One of the regrets of my life is I wasn't shot down over Italy." - Hogan's Heroes

"One of the regrets of my life is I wasn't shot down over Italy." - Hogan's Heroes

"How come you keep tapping your head?" - Seinfeld

"How come you keep tapping your head?" - Seinfeld

"Are you having any lightning with the pain?" - Seinfeld

"Are you having any lightning with the pain?" - Seinfeld

"We're going to perform a cueballectomy on you." - Seinfeld

"We're going to perform a cueballectomy on you." - Seinfeld

"You sent Captain Tuttle?" - M*A*S*H

"You sent Captain Tuttle?" - MAS*H

"Half naked, sucking Colt 45 from a can." - Seinfeld

"Half naked, sucking Colt 45 from a can." - Seinfeld

Mr. Bean rescues baby Jesus.

Mr. Bean rescues baby Jesus.

"And you must be Professor Von Nostrand." - Seinfeld

"And you must be Professor Von Nostrand." - Seinfeld

Hogan's Heroes: "I was certain you'd pick the wrong one."

Hogan's Heroes: "I was certain you'd pick the wrong one."

"At the stroke of midnight...consommé? - 'Allo 'Allo!

"At the stroke of midnight...consommé? - 'Allo 'Allo!

"Can't get any decent monocles nowadays." - Hogan's Heroes

"Can't get any decent monocles nowadays." - Hogan's Heroes

'Allo 'Allo!: "Will somebody please answer that goose?"

'Allo 'Allo!: "Will somebody please answer that goose?"

M*A*S*H: "If they can't get our bathrooms by subversion, they'll get them by war!"

MAS*H: "If they can't get our bathrooms by subversion, they'll get them by war!"

"You got butchered." - Seinfeld

"You got butchered." - Seinfeld

"You talked her in to getting a nose job!?" - Seinfeld

"You talked her in to getting a nose job!?" - Seinfeld

Mr. Bean performs a miracle.

Mr. Bean performs a miracle.

"Sorry, your rear end is too big." - Seinfeld

"Sorry, your rear end is too big." - Seinfeld

Hogan's Heroes: "Next time you guys start a war, make him stay out of it."

Hogan's Heroes: "Next time you guys start a war, make him stay out of it."

"That sounded like a real smacker!" - 'Allo 'Allo!

"That sounded like a real smacker!" - 'Allo 'Allo!

"You just need a nose job." - Seinfeld

"You just need a nose job." - Seinfeld

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E36 | Jethro's Friend

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E36 | Jethro's Friend

"Look out everybody, I'm working with pills!" - Seinfeld

"Look out everybody, I'm working with pills!" - Seinfeld

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E35 | Elly Becomes a Secretary

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E35 | Elly Becomes a Secretary

"You're a bad poker player, but a wonderful traitor." - Hogan's Heroes

"You're a bad poker player, but a wonderful traitor." - Hogan's Heroes

'Allo 'Allo!: "Keep a tight hold! He has not eaten flesh this day."

'Allo 'Allo!: "Keep a tight hold! He has not eaten flesh this day."

"What are you doing later by the ruptured remains of the fuselage?" - Seinfeld

"What are you doing later by the ruptured remains of the fuselage?" - Seinfeld

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E34 | The Psychiatrist Gets Clampetted

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E34 | The Psychiatrist Gets Clampetted

"Elaine, I can't believe that that is you." - Seinfeld

"Elaine, I can't believe that that is you." - Seinfeld

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E33 | The Clampetts Get Psychoanalyzed

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E33 | The Clampetts Get Psychoanalyzed

"I've become attracted to Elaine." - Seinfeld

"I've become attracted to Elaine." - Seinfeld

"For the truth there is always time." - Hogan's Heroes

"For the truth there is always time." - Hogan's Heroes

Mr. Bean goes clubbing.

Mr. Bean goes clubbing.

"You grow hair, look like Stalin!" - Seinfeld

"You grow hair, look like Stalin!" - Seinfeld

Bonanza | S01E32 | Death at Dawn

Bonanza | S01E32 | Death at Dawn

"Is it possible that a head could reject a hair transplant?" - Seinfeld

"Is it possible that a head could reject a hair transplant?" - Seinfeld

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E32 | The Clampetts in Court

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E32 | The Clampetts in Court

"It's tough to do a good deed." - Seinfeld

"It's tough to do a good deed." - Seinfeld

Bonanza | S01E31 | Dark Star

Bonanza | S01E31 | Dark Star

"You very, very bad man!" - Seinfeld

"You very, very bad man!" - Seinfeld

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E31 | The Clampetts Entertain

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E31 | The Clampetts Entertain

"You're done. Your test is over." - Seinfeld

"You're done. Your test is over." - Seinfeld

Hogan's Heroes: "You're gonna be known as Sergeant Klink."

Hogan's Heroes: "You're gonna be known as Sergeant Klink."

"What do you think I am going to be losing!?" - 'Allo 'Allo!

"What do you think I am going to be losing!?" - 'Allo 'Allo!

"I'm pretty good with mustard, too." - M*A*S*H

"I'm pretty good with mustard, too." - MAS*H

"You're a fascinating man, George Costanza." - Seinfeld

"You're a fascinating man, George Costanza." - Seinfeld

Bonanza | S01E30 | Feet of Clay

Bonanza | S01E30 | Feet of Clay

"I am special. My mother was right." - Seinfeld

"I am special. My mother was right." - Seinfeld

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E30 | Duke Becomes a Father

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E30 | Duke Becomes a Father

"Bermuda triangle of retail." - Seinfeld

"Bermuda triangle of retail." - Seinfeld

'Allo 'Allo!: "The idea came to me late at night in my bed."

'Allo 'Allo!: "The idea came to me late at night in my bed."

"You may use this gun to shoot me!" - Hogan's Heroes

"You may use this gun to shoot me!" - Hogan's Heroes

M*A*S*H: "This moron is bucking for a Section 8 discharge."

MAS*H: "This moron is bucking for a Section 8 discharge."

Mr. Bean doesn't understand magic.

Mr. Bean doesn't understand magic.

"My father is an abusive alcoholic." - Seinfeld

"My father is an abusive alcoholic." - Seinfeld

Bonanza | S01E29 | Bitter Water

Bonanza | S01E29 | Bitter Water

"People are such animals." - Seinfeld

"People are such animals." - Seinfeld

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E29 | The Clampetts and the Dodgers

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E29 | The Clampetts and the Dodgers

"Nobody that knows where they're going does that." - Seinfeld

"Nobody that knows where they're going does that." - Seinfeld

Hogan's Heroes: "Exactly who is this Colonel Hoganmeyer?"

Hogan's Heroes: "Exactly who is this Colonel Hoganmeyer?"

"Saved by the bell." - 'Allo 'Allo!

"Saved by the bell." - 'Allo 'Allo!

Mr Bean fights a bee.

Mr Bean fights a bee.

"I killed you!" - M*A*S*H

"I killed you!" - MAS*H

"Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place" - Seinfeld

"Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place" - Seinfeld

Bonanza | S01E28 | San Francisco

Bonanza | S01E28 | San Francisco

"Women love to get approached in parking garages" - Seinfeld

"Women love to get approached in parking garages" - Seinfeld

"That's one of those suction cup guys." - Seinfeld

"That's one of those suction cup guys." - Seinfeld

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E28 | Jed Pays His Income Tax

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E28 | Jed Pays His Income Tax

"There's something off in the whole flow of that day." - Seinfeld

"There's something off in the whole flow of that day." - Seinfeld

Mr Bean is his own dentist.

Mr Bean is his own dentist.

George gets a wedgie. - Seinfeld

George gets a wedgie. - Seinfeld

Bonanza | S01E27 | The Last Trophy

Bonanza | S01E27 | The Last Trophy

"I remember when the librarian was a much older woman." - Seinfeld

"I remember when the librarian was a much older woman." - Seinfeld

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E27 | Granny's Spring Tonic

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E27 | Granny's Spring Tonic

"I got a flash for you, joy boy." - Seinfeld

"I got a flash for you, joy boy." - Seinfeld

"I can't get a break in either army." - Hogan's Heroes

"I can't get a break in either army." - Hogan's Heroes

Mr. Bean's shoe goes for a drive.

Mr. Bean's shoe goes for a drive.

"What are you gonna do, charge me a nickel?" - M*A*S*H

"What are you gonna do, charge me a nickel?" - MAS*H

Bonanza | S01E26 | The Avenger

Bonanza | S01E26 | The Avenger

"What's a guy gotta do around here to get a library card?" - Seinfeld

"What's a guy gotta do around here to get a library card?" - Seinfeld

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E26 | Jed Cuts the Family Tree

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E26 | Jed Cuts the Family Tree

"They think we're not noticing that the feet are just swinging." - Seinfeld

"They think we're not noticing that the feet are just swinging." - Seinfeld

Hogan's Heroes: "Coincidence, another staff car."

Hogan's Heroes: "Coincidence, another staff car."

"You have raised a limp on my hawd." - 'Allo' Allo!

"You have raised a limp on my hawd." - 'Allo' Allo!

Mr Bean changes clothes while driving.

Mr Bean changes clothes while driving.

"You know what they say, 'dirty mind, warm heart.'" - M*A*S*H

"You know what they say, 'dirty mind, warm heart.'" - MAS*H

"Why doesn't he at least try and avoid hitting the other parakeet?" - Seinfeld

"Why doesn't he at least try and avoid hitting the other parakeet?" - Seinfeld

Bonanza | S01E25 | Escape to Ponderosa

Bonanza | S01E25 | Escape to Ponderosa

"From now on...I don't know you and you don't know me." - Seinfeld

"From now on...I don't know you and you don't know me." - Seinfeld

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E25 | The Family Tree

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E25 | The Family Tree

"How could I be with someone like you!?" - Seinfeld

"How could I be with someone like you!?" - Seinfeld

'Allo 'Allo! "Lady of Spain I love you!"

'Allo 'Allo! "Lady of Spain I love you!"

"Schultz, as long as you're here would you mind hiding it?" - Hogan's Heroes

"Schultz, as long as you're here would you mind hiding it?" - Hogan's Heroes

M*A*S*H: "Here he is...5 O'clock Charlie."

MAS*H: "Here he is...5 O'clock Charlie."

Mr. Bean catches a criminal.

Mr. Bean catches a criminal.

"They're gonna think the dogs are the leaders." - Seinfeld

"They're gonna think the dogs are the leaders." - Seinfeld

Bonanza | S01E24 | The Stranger

Bonanza | S01E24 | The Stranger

"I can't believe someone hasn't killed her yet." - Seinfeld

"I can't believe someone hasn't killed her yet." - Seinfeld

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E24 | Jed Becomes a Banker

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E24 | Jed Becomes a Banker

"There's no cops up here! Nail it, give it some gas!" - Seinfeld

"There's no cops up here! Nail it, give it some gas!" - Seinfeld

Hogan's Heroes: "I saw LeBeau go into the dog house...I think."

Hogan's Heroes: "I saw LeBeau go into the dog house...I think."

"You shut-a your face or I shoot-a your feet." - 'Allo 'Allo!

"You shut-a your face or I shoot-a your feet." - 'Allo 'Allo!

Mr. Bean's morning routine.

Mr. Bean's morning routine.

"Observe the female of the species." - M*A*S*H

"Observe the female of the species." - MAS*H

"Land men on the Sun." - Seinfeld

"Land men on the Sun." - Seinfeld

Bonanza | S01E23 | Desert Justice

Bonanza | S01E23 | Desert Justice

"You got a hell of a nerve taking that kid's pen." - Seinfeld

"You got a hell of a nerve taking that kid's pen." - Seinfeld

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E23 | Jed Buys the Freeway

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E23 | Jed Buys the Freeway

"That's some good pen" - Seinfeld

"That's some good pen" - Seinfeld

"He loves that pen." - Seinfeld

"He loves that pen." - Seinfeld

Bonanza | S01E22 | Blood on the Land

Bonanza | S01E22 | Blood on the Land

"Take the pen!" - Seinfeld

"Take the pen!" - Seinfeld

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E22 | Duke Steals a Wife

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E22 | Duke Steals a Wife

"Bathing suits from other centuries." - Seinfeld

"Bathing suits from other centuries." - Seinfeld

'Allo 'Allo!: "She will be flushed away into the North Sea."

'Allo 'Allo!: "She will be flushed away into the North Sea."

"Flattery will gain you nothing, my dear Colonel." - Hogan's Heroes

"Flattery will gain you nothing, my dear Colonel." - Hogan's Heroes

M*A*S*H: "I'll stop selling tickets to your shower day."

MAS*H: "I'll stop selling tickets to your shower day."

Mr. Bean disrobes to watch TV.

Mr. Bean disrobes to watch TV.

"We do have some lovely parting gifts for you... jail." - Seinfeld

"We do have some lovely parting gifts for you... jail." - Seinfeld

Bonanza | S01E21 | The Spanish Grant

Bonanza | S01E21 | The Spanish Grant

Kramer, can you please put something on!?" - Seinfeld

Kramer, can you please put something on!?" - Seinfeld

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E21 | Jed Plays Solomon

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E21 | Jed Plays Solomon

"I like to wear a belt when I'm naked." - Seinfeld

"I like to wear a belt when I'm naked." - Seinfeld

Hogan's Heroes: "Make sure the meeting goes over with a bang."

Hogan's Heroes: "Make sure the meeting goes over with a bang."

"...and you demolish the town convenience." - 'Allo 'Allo!

"...and you demolish the town convenience." - 'Allo 'Allo!

Mr. Bean isn't a great seatmate.

Mr. Bean isn't a great seatmate.

"The man's a fruitcake!" - M*A*S*H

"The man's a fruitcake!" - MAS*H

"Kramer saw me naked." - Seinfeld

"Kramer saw me naked." - Seinfeld

Bonanza | S01E20 | The Fear Merchants

Bonanza | S01E20 | The Fear Merchants

"The truth!? You want the truth!?" - Seinfeld

"The truth!? You want the truth!?" - Seinfeld

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E20 | Jed Throws a Wingding

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E20 | Jed Throws a Wingding

"Is it that hard to get black round buttons?" - Seinfeld

"Is it that hard to get black round buttons?" - Seinfeld

'Allo 'Allo!: "What it is to be so popular."

'Allo 'Allo!: "What it is to be so popular."

"I think we've struck oil." - Hogan's Heroes

"I think we've struck oil." - Hogan's Heroes

M*A*S*H: "Would you believe that I've got a craving for dill pickles?"

MAS*H: "Would you believe that I've got a craving for dill pickles?"

Mr. Bean can't handle scary movies.

Mr. Bean can't handle scary movies.

Bonanza | S01E19 | The Gunman

Bonanza | S01E19 | The Gunman

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E19 | Elly's Animals

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E19 | Elly's Animals

Mr. Bean isn't the craziest person on this train.

Mr. Bean isn't the craziest person on this train.

Bonanza | S01E18 | A House Divided

Bonanza | S01E18 | A House Divided

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E18 | Jed Saves Drysdale's Marriage

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E18 | Jed Saves Drysdale's Marriage

Bonanza | S01E17 | The Outcast

Bonanza | S01E17 | The Outcast

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E17 | Jed's Dilemma

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E17 | Jed's Dilemma

Mr. Bean is the worst packer ever.

Mr. Bean is the worst packer ever.

"We have weak sales resistance." - Seinfeld

"We have weak sales resistance." - Seinfeld

Bonanza | S01E16 | El Toro Grande

Bonanza | S01E16 | El Toro Grande

"I think it moved." - Seinfeld

"I think it moved." - Seinfeld

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E16 | Back to Californy

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E16 | Back to Californy

George and the masseur. - Seinfeld

George and the masseur. - Seinfeld

Jerry might be a kidnapper. - Seinfeld

Jerry might be a kidnapper. - Seinfeld

Bonanza | S01E15 | The Last Hunt

Bonanza | S01E15 | The Last Hunt

"Everybody else I'm giving Tic Tacs." - Seinfeld

"Everybody else I'm giving Tic Tacs." - Seinfeld

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E15 | Jed Rescues Pearl

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E15 | Jed Rescues Pearl

"I can't really believe that we have boxing." - Seinfeld

"I can't really believe that we have boxing." - Seinfeld

Hogan's Heroes: "Here comes Private Klink."

Hogan's Heroes: "Here comes Private Klink."

"Which one of them has the batteries down his trousers?" - 'Allo 'Allo!

"Which one of them has the batteries down his trousers?" - 'Allo 'Allo!

Mr. Bean tries to mail a letter.

Mr. Bean tries to mail a letter.

"Gentleman, that man has got to go." - M*A*S*H

"Gentleman, that man has got to go." - MAS*H

"I came as close as anyone ever has." - Seinfeld

"I came as close as anyone ever has." - Seinfeld

Bonanza | S01E14 | The Sisters

Bonanza | S01E14 | The Sisters

"Shut up and pack!" - Seinfeld

"Shut up and pack!" - Seinfeld

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E14 | No Place Like Home

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E14 | No Place Like Home

"We do have a canon leaving in about ten minutes." - Seinfeld

"We do have a canon leaving in about ten minutes." - Seinfeld

'Allo 'Allo!: "You had better order it by telephone!"

'Allo 'Allo!: "You had better order it by telephone!"

"I was beginning to enjoy the Major's company." - Hogan's Heroes

"I was beginning to enjoy the Major's company." - Hogan's Heroes

M*A*S*H: "If she doesn't want you there's always me!"

MAS*H: "If she doesn't want you there's always me!"

Mr. Bean is a dirty sandwich eater.

Mr. Bean is a dirty sandwich eater.

"He'll probably kill his family over this." - Seinfeld

"He'll probably kill his family over this." - Seinfeld

Bonanza | S01E13 | Vendetta

Bonanza | S01E13 | Vendetta

"That's not a joke, this is my life." - Seinfeld

"That's not a joke, this is my life." - Seinfeld

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E13 | Home for Christmas

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E13 | Home for Christmas

"The hardest thing about being a cannibal is..." - Seinfeld

"The hardest thing about being a cannibal is..." - Seinfeld

Hogan's Heroes: "My sister is still on the market."

Hogan's Heroes: "My sister is still on the market."

"The uniform, it drives the ladies mad." - 'Allo 'Allo!

"The uniform, it drives the ladies mad." - 'Allo 'Allo!

Mr. Bean performs a miracle.

Mr. Bean performs a miracle.

"She's already straightened out my screwball." - M*A*S*H

"She's already straightened out my screwball." - MAS*H

"The woman's movement just can't seem to make any progress in the world of bribery." - Seinfeld

"The woman's movement just can't seem to make any progress in the world of bribery." - Seinfeld

Bonanza | S01E12 | The Hanging Posse

Bonanza | S01E12 | The Hanging Posse

Jerry has no idea who this woman is. - Seinfeld

Jerry has no idea who this woman is. - Seinfeld

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E12 | The Great Feud

The Beverly Hillbillies | S01E12 | The Great Feud

"We're supposed to act in a civilized way!" - Seinfeld

"We're supposed to act in a civilized way!" - Seinfeld