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Don't Get Caught with Out of Season Shamrock Shakes

Don't Get Caught with Out of Season Shamrock Shakes

This New Chair Makes It Very Easy to Get Back Up

This New Chair Makes It Very Easy to Get Back Up

Watch Out for This Wild New Style of Vandalism

Watch Out for This Wild New Style of Vandalism

You've Never Experienced a Zoo Like This Before

You've Never Experienced a Zoo Like This Before

Will This Advanced Duck Duck Goose Strategy Be Banned?

Will This Advanced Duck Duck Goose Strategy Be Banned?

Next Week's News: Has the Instant Goose Been Banned?

Next Week's News: Has the Instant Goose Been Banned?

Five Second Rule Extensions You Need to Know About

Five Second Rule Extensions You Need to Know About

No More Thumb Wars

No More Thumb Wars

Are We in a Drought?

Are We in a Drought?

What Your Boyfriend Is Actually Doing on His Phone

What Your Boyfriend Is Actually Doing on His Phone

Bad News for You: We Need Your Tap Water

Bad News for You: We Need Your Tap Water

Your Maps Apps Are Hiding This from You

Your Maps Apps Are Hiding This from You

All Concrete Has Gone Squishy

All Concrete Has Gone Squishy

New Drink Drops This Thanksgiving

New Drink Drops This Thanksgiving

They've Announced the Funniest Regular Name

They've Announced the Funniest Regular Name

The Toys Are Still There

The Toys Are Still There

This Sauce Book Is HOT

This Sauce Book Is HOT

Long Island Has Been Removed from the Map

Long Island Has Been Removed from the Map

The Office (UK) No Longer Exists

The Office (UK) No Longer Exists

Behind The Big Dipper's New 5-Star Rating

Behind The Big Dipper's New 5-Star Rating

Next Week's News: Exciting New Holiday Drinks

Next Week's News: Exciting New Holiday Drinks

Every Man's Hand Soap Bottle Remains Alarmingly Full

Every Man's Hand Soap Bottle Remains Alarmingly Full

Watch Out for This Dangerous New Trend

Watch Out for This Dangerous New Trend

Next Week's News: Election 2024 - No Need to Fear

Next Week's News: Election 2024 - No Need to Fear

These People at the Pool Need to Relax

These People at the Pool Need to Relax

Don't Use All of Your Eternity Points!

Don't Use All of Your Eternity Points!

An Unexpected Organization Makes a Technology Upgrade

An Unexpected Organization Makes a Technology Upgrade

Election Results

Election Results

Next Week's News: Election Results

Next Week's News: Election Results

Why It Should Be Illegal to Ban Horseplay

Why It Should Be Illegal to Ban Horseplay

New Conservation Status for Exceptionally Scary Animals

New Conservation Status for Exceptionally Scary Animals

Don't Ruin the French-Fry-to-Sauce Ratio

Don't Ruin the French-Fry-to-Sauce Ratio

Next Week's News: Don't Plan Anything Important on Onions

Next Week's News: Don't Plan Anything Important on Onions

Finally, We Know the Reason Magnets Do That

Finally, We Know the Reason Magnets Do That

The Underappreciated Derivatives We Never Think About

The Underappreciated Derivatives We Never Think About

Celebs Are Now Available at Your Fingertips

Celebs Are Now Available at Your Fingertips

Don't Plan Anything Important on October 26th

Don't Plan Anything Important on October 26th

New Patch Gives Your Spilled Drink A Second Chance

New Patch Gives Your Spilled Drink A Second Chance

This New Guy They Just Invented Will Revolutionize Your Workday

This New Guy They Just Invented Will Revolutionize Your Workday

We Misunderstood the "Loch Ness Monster" All Along

We Misunderstood the "Loch Ness Monster" All Along

Spilled Your Coffee? You Might Get a Redo (Or At Least Validation)

Spilled Your Coffee? You Might Get a Redo (Or At Least Validation)

The Unexpected Solution to Make Self-Driving Cars Safer

The Unexpected Solution to Make Self-Driving Cars Safer

Spoons No Longer Spray Water Everywhere

Spoons No Longer Spray Water Everywhere

New Planet Capable of Sustaining Human Life

New Planet Capable of Sustaining Human Life

How We All Fell for the Prank of the Century

How We All Fell for the Prank of the Century

Next Week's News: How We All Fell for the Prank of the Century

Next Week's News: How We All Fell for the Prank of the Century

New Card Added in Poker: Can You Keep a Straight Face?

New Card Added in Poker: Can You Keep a Straight Face?

Huge Crank Event For Everyone Coming Next Week

Huge Crank Event For Everyone Coming Next Week

Are Aunts and Uncles Becoming the New Cool Friends?

Are Aunts and Uncles Becoming the New Cool Friends?

Complex, Nuanced Stories that We're Going to Ignore

Complex, Nuanced Stories that We're Going to Ignore

Game-Changing New Dashboard Light Coming to Cars Next Week

Game-Changing New Dashboard Light Coming to Cars Next Week

Recreational Surgeries Legalized: How Fun Are They?

Recreational Surgeries Legalized: How Fun Are They?

Your New Password Manager is Sentient, Cannot Be Set Free

Your New Password Manager is Sentient, Cannot Be Set Free

Boyfriend Update: New machines to stand around and stare at

Boyfriend Update: New machines to stand around and stare at

Here's Why Hospitals Are the New Hangout Spot

Here's Why Hospitals Are the New Hangout Spot

Aquamarine Sunday

Aquamarine Sunday

Bushes Can Control $5 Bills

Bushes Can Control $5 Bills

A Contraption that Costs $1,000,000

A Contraption that Costs $1,000,000

The Bugs are Getting Bigger

The Bugs are Getting Bigger

Memory Foam Gets a New Feature

Memory Foam Gets a New Feature

Next Week's News: Cranks, Machines, Regrets

Next Week's News: Cranks, Machines, Regrets

Eels are going 100% electric

Eels are going 100% electric

Dinosaurs are back, another asteroid is on the way

Dinosaurs are back, another asteroid is on the way

Bones are bouncy now

Bones are bouncy now

They're giving everyone a free stats boost

They're giving everyone a free stats boost

Earth has picked up yet another moon

Earth has picked up yet another moon

The Bean in Chicago has rotated

The Bean in Chicago has rotated

A new particle can guarantee a spare

A new particle can guarantee a spare

They’re patching the extra step that only appears when you aren’t looking

They’re patching the extra step that only appears when you aren’t looking

Cottage cheese has been discontinued

Cottage cheese has been discontinued

They’re adding another funny number

They’re adding another funny number

Next Week's News: A New Funny Number, Another Moon (& more)

Next Week's News: A New Funny Number, Another Moon (& more)

Mt. Everest has all of its data wiped

Mt. Everest has all of its data wiped

A new update for all girlfriends

A new update for all girlfriends

Why spongy suits might land you a promotion

Why spongy suits might land you a promotion

All of the acronyms are down

All of the acronyms are down

Load-Bearing Walls

Load-Bearing Walls

Sleeping dads debut a whole new noise

Sleeping dads debut a whole new noise

Upgrades you need for this soup season #comedy

Upgrades you need for this soup season #comedy

End of the universe postponed slightly

End of the universe postponed slightly

Next Week's News: End of the Universe, Soup Season & more

Next Week's News: End of the Universe, Soup Season & more

Some new types of bread are dropping

Some new types of bread are dropping

The Riddle Man (with @biggtugg)

The Riddle Man (with @biggtugg)

A new official is being added to soccer

A new official is being added to soccer

RIP Sumerians, you would have loved Steely Dan

RIP Sumerians, you would have loved Steely Dan

How the economy’s doing #comedy

How the economy’s doing #comedy

From “The Riddle Man” with ⁠@biggtugg

From “The Riddle Man” with ⁠@biggtugg

From “The Riddle Man” (with ⁠@biggtugg)

From “The Riddle Man” (with ⁠@biggtugg)

Apple Intelligence (part 2) #comedy #shorts

Apple Intelligence (part 2) #comedy #shorts

New Jobs (part 1) #comedy #shorts

New Jobs (part 1) #comedy #shorts

Next Week's News: New Jobs, The Riddle Man (with Big Tugg), & more

Next Week's News: New Jobs, The Riddle Man (with Big Tugg), & more

Time to turn your auto-caps back on

Time to turn your auto-caps back on

A new pill reverses the placebo effect #comedy

A new pill reverses the placebo effect #comedy

They’re trying to make printers more relatable

They’re trying to make printers more relatable

A new perk for non-gifted students

A new perk for non-gifted students

The French text on shampoo bottles now just talks trash

The French text on shampoo bottles now just talks trash

A new type of caracal cat #comedy

A new type of caracal cat #comedy

Next Week's News: Student Bars, Caracal Cats, Auto-Caps (& more)

Next Week's News: Student Bars, Caracal Cats, Auto-Caps (& more)

Pinecones are now delicious

Pinecones are now delicious

You get a little treat that solves everything

You get a little treat that solves everything

A new BF season begins #comedy

A new BF season begins #comedy

A brand new theorem for pointless arguments #comedy

Explained: Noises from your refrigerator #comedy

Explained: Noises from your refrigerator #comedy

Bad joints get a fun upgrade #comedy

Bad joints get a fun upgrade #comedy

The Cat Void has been patched #comedy

The Cat Void has been patched #comedy

Is the NFL going to have enough footballs? #comedy

Is the NFL going to have enough footballs? #comedy

Cute oven mitts no longer work #comedy

Cute oven mitts no longer work #comedy

Old Faithful doing milk now #comedy

Old Faithful doing milk now #comedy

Heavy-hearted announcement #comedy

Heavy-hearted announcement #comedy

Next Week's News: The Cat Void, NFL Issues, Old Faithful (& more)

Next Week's News: The Cat Void, NFL Issues, Old Faithful (& more)

No more new hobbies #comedy

No more new hobbies #comedy

Gold star appears over the Empire State Building #comedy

Gold star appears over the Empire State Building #comedy

They’ve updated the 5 stages of grief #comedy

They’ve updated the 5 stages of grief #comedy

A new rule in the workplace #comedy

A new rule in the workplace #comedy

A new way to prepare eggs #comedy

A new way to prepare eggs #comedy

All sneezes are now blessed automatically #comedy

All sneezes are now blessed automatically #comedy

Inflation remains out of control #comedy

Inflation remains out of control #comedy

Next Week's News: Sneezes, Inflation, Gold Stars (& more)

Next Week's News: Sneezes, Inflation, Gold Stars (& more)

All girlfriends receive a new upgrade

All girlfriends receive a new upgrade

The Sun Is Getting Angrier (with Big Tugg)

The Sun Is Getting Angrier (with Big Tugg)

Next week’s online trends

Next week’s online trends

You may have a visitor

You may have a visitor

Scientists discover new species of all-you-can-eat shrimp

Scientists discover new species of all-you-can-eat shrimp

A dangerous type of person joins your friend group

A dangerous type of person joins your friend group

It’s going to be a brat fall

It’s going to be a brat fall

CT brings back capital punishment, preemptively, for one guy

CT brings back capital punishment, preemptively, for one guy

Next Week's News: Capital Punishment, Brat Fall, Shrimp (& more)

Next Week's News: Capital Punishment, Brat Fall, Shrimp (& more)

A new type of stadium vendor debuts in Philly

A new type of stadium vendor debuts in Philly

Good news if you see a lot of pigeons!

Good news if you see a lot of pigeons!

All concrete has gone squishy

All concrete has gone squishy

The Big Dipper receives an updated 5-star rating

The Big Dipper receives an updated 5-star rating

Celebs are available at your fingertips!

Celebs are available at your fingertips!

Just one more spreadsheet

Just one more spreadsheet

There will be a continuity error in your favor

There will be a continuity error in your favor

Next Week's News: Great Lakes, Boyfriends, Gunk (& more)

Next Week's News: Great Lakes, Boyfriends, Gunk (& more)

A new slide that we’re all secretly a little bit scared of

A new slide that we’re all secretly a little bit scared of

A ruling has been reached in the bone-in s’more case

A ruling has been reached in the bone-in s’more case

An unremarkable tree will fall in a forest

An unremarkable tree will fall in a forest

A truly good, ethical use case for AI?

A truly good, ethical use case for AI?

Girlfriend Updates

Girlfriend Updates

This upcoming week is actually the good old days

This upcoming week is actually the good old days

A shocking announcement from Lake Ontario

A shocking announcement from Lake Ontario

A new upgrade to boyfriends gives them a weirdly specific skill

A new upgrade to boyfriends gives them a weirdly specific skill

Boyfriend Updates

Boyfriend Updates

How to ace a job interview #nextweeknews #comedy

How to ace a job interview #nextweeknews #comedy

We’re reaching potentially dangerous levels of grooviness

We’re reaching potentially dangerous levels of grooviness

A familiar household product is being discontinued

A familiar household product is being discontinued

A special report regarding our story selection

A special report regarding our story selection

There’s a notable shortage of hoopla

There’s a notable shortage of hoopla

Banana, from the dancing fruit sensory videos, has been charged with a DUI

Banana, from the dancing fruit sensory videos, has been charged with a DUI

Whimsy is no longer included in the free package

Whimsy is no longer included in the free package

Six-year-old boy wins a sandcastle contest

Six-year-old boy wins a sandcastle contest

An experimental new sandwich drops next week #comedy #nextweeknews

An experimental new sandwich drops next week #comedy #nextweeknews

Volcanoes are no longer a threat #nextweeknews #comedy #volcano

Volcanoes are no longer a threat #nextweeknews #comedy #volcano

Next week is a water level

Next week is a water level

New rule about emergency exits

New rule about emergency exits

Huge updates to the soil texture triangle next week

Huge updates to the soil texture triangle next week

NASA discovers the perfect planet for humans

NASA discovers the perfect planet for humans

Look out! A large boulder will be rolling in your direction

Look out! A large boulder will be rolling in your direction

The Can’t Help Myself Robot Has Cleaned It All Up

The Can’t Help Myself Robot Has Cleaned It All Up