Канал: Roy Kelly

Ozymandias, by ‪Percy Bysshe Shelley‬ [1792-1822]

Ozymandias, by ‪Percy Bysshe Shelley‬ [1792-1822]

New Name for my Genitals (Adult Content)

New Name for my Genitals (Adult Content)

Playground P.I.

Playground P.I.

I do not fear death, by Roger Ebert [1942-2013]

I do not fear death, by Roger Ebert [1942-2013]

Super Store Greeter (Adult Content)

Super Store Greeter (Adult Content)

Indian Father

Indian Father

7th Grade Girlfriend

7th Grade Girlfriend

I was trying to describe you to someone

I was trying to describe you to someone

Kids Draw Uncles (Adult Content)

Kids Draw Uncles (Adult Content)

What's Bad About Bad Words? A Christian explains.

What's Bad About Bad Words? A Christian explains.

Horrible Sandwich Experience

Horrible Sandwich Experience

Bob the Squinty Bobcat: A Photoshop Battle

Bob the Squinty Bobcat: A Photoshop Battle

The Insanely Idiotic Institution of Imperial Indicators

The Insanely Idiotic Institution of Imperial Indicators

Busted peeing in the sink

Busted peeing in the sink

"gf is prego"

"gf is prego"

.a .tuna .sandwich

.a .tuna .sandwich

Rippling violent viscous Blue

Rippling violent viscous Blue

"She found her way into my home"

"She found her way into my home"

Fifty Shades (of Grey) Generator (Adult Content)

Fifty Shades (of Grey) Generator (Adult Content)

TF2 Comic Dub: Blood Brothers

TF2 Comic Dub: Blood Brothers

OkCupid profile critique

About a Bee

About a Bee

Birthday Skeleton

Birthday Skeleton

Day 12 of a Roomba's journey

Day 12 of a Roomba's journey

Jabberwocky, by Lewis Carroll [1832-1898]

Jabberwocky, by Lewis Carroll [1832-1898]

Noir Story: The Long-Haired Lady

Noir Story: The Long-Haired Lady

The Racist Tree (offensive language)

The Racist Tree (offensive language)

"be 17"

"be 17"

The how and why of heroin addiction.

The how and why of heroin addiction.

A sexy girl asks, "How old do I look?"

A sexy girl asks, "How old do I look?"

Neighbors

Neighbors

The Best Car You Will Ever Own. Fact.

The Best Car You Will Ever Own. Fact.

Skyrim Comic: A Companion's Life

Skyrim Comic: A Companion's Life

Do the dishes, Flash (Super Antics #3)

Do the dishes, Flash (Super Antics #3)

Star Wars, told by someone who never saw it.

Star Wars, told by someone who never saw it.

We are living in the fucking future right now.

We are living in the fucking future right now.

A Feast for Crows: Septon Meribald's Monologue

A Feast for Crows: Septon Meribald's Monologue

An Octopus Love Story

An Octopus Love Story

The Lusty Argonian Maid (Skyrim Audiobooks by Roy Kelly)

The Lusty Argonian Maid (Skyrim Audiobooks by Roy Kelly)

Forge, Hammer and Anvil (Skyrim Audiobooks by Roy Kelly)

Forge, Hammer and Anvil (Skyrim Audiobooks by Roy Kelly)

The Woodcutter's Wife (Skyrim Audiobooks by Roy Kelly)

The Woodcutter's Wife (Skyrim Audiobooks by Roy Kelly)

Surfeit of Thieves (Skyrim Audiobooks by Roy Kelly)

Surfeit of Thieves (Skyrim Audiobooks by Roy Kelly)

Troll Slaying (Skyrim Audiobooks by Roy Kelly)

Troll Slaying (Skyrim Audiobooks by Roy Kelly)

The Locked Room (Skyrim Audiobooks by Roy Kelly)

The Locked Room (Skyrim Audiobooks by Roy Kelly)

A Tragedy in Black (Skyrim Audiobooks by Roy Kelly)

A Tragedy in Black (Skyrim Audiobooks by Roy Kelly)

Ruminations on the Elder Scrolls (Skyrim Audiobooks by Roy Kelly)

Ruminations on the Elder Scrolls (Skyrim Audiobooks by Roy Kelly)

Myths of Sheogorath (Skyrim Audiobooks by Roy Kelly)

Myths of Sheogorath (Skyrim Audiobooks by Roy Kelly)

Night Falls on Sentinel (Skyrim Audiobooks by Roy Kelly)

Night Falls on Sentinel (Skyrim Audiobooks by Roy Kelly)

Human beings are scary.

Human beings are scary.

Cereal, made to sound epic

Cereal, made to sound epic

The Power of Beet: A Russian Sex Fantasy

The Power of Beet: A Russian Sex Fantasy

The prologue of Sacrifice, re-voiced in one take

The prologue of Sacrifice, re-voiced in one take

Kevin's Quest

Kevin's Quest

The Experience of Falling Into a Black Hole

The Experience of Falling Into a Black Hole

Silent Night: A Father's Love for his Daughter

Silent Night: A Father's Love for his Daughter

Guy thinks his sister is hot

Guy thinks his sister is hot

One of Those Times (Make_It_Dramatic II)

One of Those Times (Make_It_Dramatic II)

Cuil Theory

Cuil Theory

The Wadsworth Constant

The Wadsworth Constant

Rome Sweet Rome

Rome Sweet Rome

Homosexuality in Ancient Rome

Homosexuality in Ancient Rome

Farting on Kids

Farting on Kids

Why nothing can travel faster than the speed of light.

Why nothing can travel faster than the speed of light.

"Be brave, brother, like I know you are."

"Be brave, brother, like I know you are."

Dick Attack: The Love Story of Torolf and Hilda

Dick Attack: The Love Story of Torolf and Hilda

'I was the crazy half of the relationship..."

'I was the crazy half of the relationship..."

Chat Roulette with a Sleeper

Chat Roulette with a Sleeper

To his Coy Mistress, by Andrew Marvell [1621-1678]

To his Coy Mistress, by Andrew Marvell [1621-1678]

A less-known perk on international flights

A less-known perk on international flights

The Dark Sides of the Tower (Make_It_Dramatic I)

The Dark Sides of the Tower (Make_It_Dramatic I)

Every episode of the Big Bang Theory ever

Every episode of the Big Bang Theory ever

'I went to high school with a wizard...'

'I went to high school with a wizard...'

Wandering in the Snow

Wandering in the Snow

Stonecold by Iron Savior (lyrics as narration)

Stonecold by Iron Savior (lyrics as narration)

Mustache Power

Mustache Power

What did one ocean say to the other?

What did one ocean say to the other?

'My time in Afghanistan changed me for the worse...'

'My time in Afghanistan changed me for the worse...'

The Wants of Man, by John Quincy Adams [1767-1848]

The Wants of Man, by John Quincy Adams [1767-1848]

Gunshow comic: Two Friends

Gunshow comic: Two Friends

Got Grape?

Got Grape?

Ultimate plan to take over a prison, then he world.

Ultimate plan to take over a prison, then he world.

Mankind's demise through aliens' eyes

Mankind's demise through aliens' eyes

A reply to a Facebook scammer

A reply to a Facebook scammer

THE GREAT ASSASSIN GROUP OF EXHIBITION

THE GREAT ASSASSIN GROUP OF EXHIBITION

Last words to my defeated enemy

Last words to my defeated enemy

Dolphin rape caves

Dolphin rape caves

Old Sam

Old Sam

Got Balls? [FIXED] [FIXED] [AM I DOING THIS RIGHT?] [FIBONACCI] [FIXED]

Got Balls? [FIXED] [FIXED] [AM I DOING THIS RIGHT?] [FIBONACCI] [FIXED]

'That's the stealthiest thing I've ever done.'

'That's the stealthiest thing I've ever done.'

City Life vs. The Jungle

City Life vs. The Jungle

Explaining how women should flirt with men... (adult content)

Explaining how women should flirt with men... (adult content)

Texts from Bennett

Texts from Bennett

The Greatest Act of Villainy

The Greatest Act of Villainy

Skeleton Jelly, Part 2

Skeleton Jelly, Part 2

Skeleton Jelly, Part 1

Skeleton Jelly, Part 1

NinjaDiscoJesus: The Movie (reddit)

NinjaDiscoJesus: The Movie (reddit)

A notice to all Citizens!

A notice to all Citizens!

Taking a rage comic down a dark path.

Taking a rage comic down a dark path.

A private eye tells his most interesting cases.

A private eye tells his most interesting cases.

Lord of the Rings: What about a catapult? (with voice acting)

Lord of the Rings: What about a catapult? (with voice acting)

"Dog"

"Dog"

'I'm the 1%, okay?!'

'I'm the 1%, okay?!'

Tandem story writing assignment (men vs women)

Tandem story writing assignment (men vs women)

Humans are contagious (web comic)

Humans are contagious (web comic)

A tale of WTF on reddit

A tale of WTF on reddit

Where the extra hour in daylight savings time comes from

Where the extra hour in daylight savings time comes from

Your body's script for processing 3D projection

Your body's script for processing 3D projection

An illiterate ethics partner

An illiterate ethics partner