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And I can still see this gorgeous back

And I can still see this gorgeous back

Boom boom baby

Boom boom baby

You're really mixing things up in the best of ways today

You're really mixing things up in the best of ways today

YESSIR

YESSIR

Ya see the problem here?

Ya see the problem here?

Yeah-hoo, yeah. Yay

Yeah-hoo, yeah. Yay

What?

What?

What do YOU want?

What do YOU want?

What's happening?!

What's happening?!

This water's too cold

This water's too cold

Underwater camouflage

Underwater camouflage

This is serious

This is serious

Jake evil laugh

Jake evil laugh

They swiped my plum

They swiped my plum

At least we can understand him

At least we can understand him

This dolphin fell in love with me

This dolphin fell in love with me

Don't leave

Don't leave

There's no music playing and we desperately wanna dance

There's no music playing and we desperately wanna dance

(Pancakes)

(Pancakes)

Jake bike ranting

Jake bike ranting

The petting got sorta out of hand

The petting got sorta out of hand

Can't Remember!

Can't Remember!

Beat it, Tiffany

Beat it, Tiffany

The flies are leaving

The flies are leaving

Demoralize them!

Demoralize them!

Boo

Boo

That's pretty corny, man

That's pretty corny, man

GO ON, GUYS; FIX IT UP!

GO ON, GUYS; FIX IT UP!

Jake couch slouch

Jake couch slouch

Only if you guys promise to stay healthy & not roughhouse after you rotate me

Only if you guys promise to stay healthy & not roughhouse after you rotate me

Fired?

Fired?

Check out these power rings

Check out these power rings

That kid's got problems

That kid's got problems

All I said is "You're ugly" which is totally true

All I said is "You're ugly" which is totally true

Come on, my darling. Wrap your legs around me

Come on, my darling. Wrap your legs around me

Squid ink

Squid ink

Fuzz people in danger

Fuzz people in danger

Hey, did you know that you both have an awesome sense of humor?

Hey, did you know that you both have an awesome sense of humor?

Snake attack

Snake attack

Your blood is mine

Your blood is mine

I feel radder; faster; more... adequate

I feel radder; faster; more... adequate

Homewrecker

Homewrecker

All those men & their disgusting, fantastic bodies

All those men & their disgusting, fantastic bodies

Worms

Worms

I hired them to stuff themselves in that iceberg and get outta here

I hired them to stuff themselves in that iceberg and get outta here

I love you because you're an idiot

I love you because you're an idiot

Ready, Finn

Ready, Finn

What should we do first in our new diggs?

What should we do first in our new diggs?

I keep finding baby shoes

I keep finding baby shoes

And then, I ate all the peaches in the orchard

And then, I ate all the peaches in the orchard

Pollin, here they come

Pollin, here they come

These aren't just ordinary nuts

These aren't just ordinary nuts

I'm gonna miss this gut

I'm gonna miss this gut

I'm trying to make you both jealous

I'm trying to make you both jealous

It's not fair to those animals & it's not fair to me

It's not fair to those animals & it's not fair to me

Youth culture FOREVER

Youth culture FOREVER

Wanna just live in here?

Wanna just live in here?

I'm kicking your care-sack, dudes

I'm kicking your care-sack, dudes

Don't worry, his spells never last long

Don't worry, his spells never last long

Please get the flies away from our mommy

Please get the flies away from our mommy

Dang it Leonard

Dang it Leonard

You always know what to say

You always know what to say

Jake, hit me

Jake, hit me

Isn't this great?

Isn't this great?

Pigs on my knees

Pigs on my knees

Get back in the bouncy harness

Get back in the bouncy harness

Woah bro

Woah bro

I'm so fat, dude; Idk what to do

I'm so fat, dude; Idk what to do

Get out of my life, Tiffany

Get out of my life, Tiffany

Oaohhhh

Oaohhhh

You have groped the eyeballs fearlessly

You have groped the eyeballs fearlessly

Nuts?

Nuts?

Jake the boss

Jake the boss

Let's see

Let's see

Fixed all your problems, right?

Fixed all your problems, right?

Thanks to us, the village is saved

Thanks to us, the village is saved

No way

No way

Keep it together, chubby

Keep it together, chubby

Let's always be stupid... forever

Let's always be stupid... forever

Petting marauders

Petting marauders

You seek Bufo

You seek Bufo

Like what?

Like what?

Sniffles

Sniffles

Maybe you're right

Maybe you're right

Bring me that lawn mower sound

Bring me that lawn mower sound

Jake laughing at Lady's joke

Jake laughing at Lady's joke

I meant let's hear the first song

I meant let's hear the first song

Not naked

Not naked

DON'T EAT PIZZA

DON'T EAT PIZZA

Dignan's pizza warning

Dignan's pizza warning

Since you're here already, can you lend me a hand?

Since you're here already, can you lend me a hand?

@meekergrant

@meekergrant

Mac Miller Lite

Mac Miller Lite

Let go of Jake

Let go of Jake

Dignan's signature self doubt

Dignan's signature self doubt

Take one for team

Take one for team

Poor piggy bank

Poor piggy bank

Lady's old man laugh

Lady's old man laugh

Chrometophilia

Chrometophilia

Is anyone roughhousing?

Is anyone roughhousing?

St. Mr. Dr. DJ Grant

St. Mr. Dr. DJ Grant

Dignandella Effect

Dignandella Effect

This mote is very unhappy in his marriage

This mote is very unhappy in his marriage

Dumbdick Dignan

Dumbdick Dignan

P90X

P90X

La la la

La la la

Dignan jus vibin

Dignan jus vibin

Rehire?

Rehire?

Basketball's confusing

Basketball's confusing

Jake gasp

Jake gasp

Dignan covering Riley's ears so he can't hear the song for the game

Dignan covering Riley's ears so he can't hear the song for the game

My butt's itchy but I can't scratch it

My butt's itchy but I can't scratch it

You wanna bet on it?

You wanna bet on it?

That was a lotta bars

That was a lotta bars

Now what?

Now what?

I've always been kind of an entrepreneur

I've always been kind of an entrepreneur

Stacking it & keeping it G

Stacking it & keeping it G

It's vampire fighting time

It's vampire fighting time

Cat shit killed my father

Cat shit killed my father

The business men are the problem, you lazy plughole

The business men are the problem, you lazy plughole

Nobody ever really talks about the process

Nobody ever really talks about the process

Jake, you comin'?

Jake, you comin'?

DJ Grant Meeker, bitch

DJ Grant Meeker, bitch

Maybe you can solve everyone's problems

Maybe you can solve everyone's problems

Finger skating

Finger skating

Average Joe reboot

Average Joe reboot

No title needed

No title needed

Federer & Nadal playing tennis while high af

Federer & Nadal playing tennis while high af

I did it

I did it

Jake screams

Jake screams

Dignan headbanging to DaBaby

Dignan headbanging to DaBaby

These people are in our care-sack, their happiness is not priority

These people are in our care-sack, their happiness is not priority

Wait. Grant. There's something I forgot to tell you

Wait. Grant. There's something I forgot to tell you

Jake the butterfly

Jake the butterfly

Or will he?

Or will he?

I'm ready

I'm ready

I don't think they should let people under 6ft get driver's licenses.mp4

I don't think they should let people under 6ft get driver's licenses.mp4

Who's 5'10"? Who's 5'10"?

Who's 5'10"? Who's 5'10"?

Reflect

Reflect

DJ GRANT HAD TO ASK TO BORROW MY LOTRIMIN ULTRA CUZ HE'S GOT FOOT FUNGUS

DJ GRANT HAD TO ASK TO BORROW MY LOTRIMIN ULTRA CUZ HE'S GOT FOOT FUNGUS

Dignan jerseys are going on sale soon

Dignan jerseys are going on sale soon

If half the stories I've heard and/or made up are true...

If half the stories I've heard and/or made up are true...

What on God's green earth was that?

What on God's green earth was that?

This sucks

This sucks

I'm gonna wring you out like a gym towel

I'm gonna wring you out like a gym towel

Sorry I'm late

Sorry I'm late

Monstrous co-host, Dignan

Monstrous co-host, Dignan

Like punching a dream

Like punching a dream

Something we got in common

Something we got in common

Jake with mustache magic

Jake with mustache magic

I'll cancel anybody who's ableist

I'll cancel anybody who's ableist

A cold can of LaCroix Guava

A cold can of LaCroix Guava

I'd rather be dancin' with some babes

I'd rather be dancin' with some babes

Chicago sh*t

Chicago sh*t

We... Are Business Men

We... Are Business Men

Moved the Mike

Moved the Mike

She didn't... say it

She didn't... say it

F*** God

F*** God

I'll figure this out, mountain man

I'll figure this out, mountain man

Nick's advice

Nick's advice

The Eminem of YouTube

The Eminem of YouTube

My stupid, young idea will be responsible for hundreds of deaths

My stupid, young idea will be responsible for hundreds of deaths

I'm sorry Em

I'm sorry Em

That's what good content is

That's what good content is

I'm gonna kill her

I'm gonna kill her

Jack & Dianne

Jack & Dianne

Well-dressed pickles

Well-dressed pickles

There's no steaks

There's no steaks

Okay, that sounds nice

Okay, that sounds nice

He still cries when he poops

He still cries when he poops

Of course, you a**hole

Of course, you a**hole

I've never met someone so irresponsibly responsible

I've never met someone so irresponsibly responsible

Internet beef

Internet beef

Texting on an eraser

Texting on an eraser

I'm feelin' like we did it

I'm feelin' like we did it

There's no Wii in Sports

There's no Wii in Sports

WooHooOooWooOoo

WooHooOooWooOoo

Wii Sports

Wii Sports

That sounds awesome

That sounds awesome

I want some peace & quiet

I want some peace & quiet

What city would the YouTube HOF be in?

What city would the YouTube HOF be in?

I begrudgingly accept your offer

I begrudgingly accept your offer

Legendary Legend status Put him in the YouTube HOF

Legendary Legend status Put him in the YouTube HOF

Zune

Zune

House hunting song

House hunting song

Nick laughing at the Wii Sports theme

Nick laughing at the Wii Sports theme

Yes, this dock... could be... more... efficient

Yes, this dock... could be... more... efficient

Late lunch with JAY-Z

Late lunch with JAY-Z

Oh honeypot, we probably couldn't hear you because of the cloud density

Oh honeypot, we probably couldn't hear you because of the cloud density

Rabbit Holes

Rabbit Holes

Double alligator punch

Double alligator punch

Still crazy after all these beers

Still crazy after all these beers

I still think you're plenty interesting, pal + Still crazy after all these years

I still think you're plenty interesting, pal + Still crazy after all these years

My life is over

My life is over

You guys mustard up the courage to guess that Dijon song right

You guys mustard up the courage to guess that Dijon song right

Yeah you've never used a tool in your life

Yeah you've never used a tool in your life

I was singing my scream song

I was singing my scream song

My first word was "Bucko"

My first word was "Bucko"

You gotta flambe

You gotta flambe

You either know that synth or you don't, bucko

You either know that synth or you don't, bucko