Канал: Tommy Armstrong

Didn’t tell anyone anything before 🎈

Didn’t tell anyone anything before 🎈

To answer your question #standup

To answer your question #standup

Hit myself in the neck and told an epic joke

Hit myself in the neck and told an epic joke

Crowd work but I’ve only seen news interviews #standupcomedy

Crowd work but I’ve only seen news interviews #standupcomedy

Not telling this joke again #standup

Not telling this joke again #standup

Car accident joke + ba dum tss #standup

Car accident joke + ba dum tss #standup

All my jokes are winners #standup

All my jokes are winners #standup

Butter and oil joke in Spanish #standup

Butter and oil joke in Spanish #standup

Speaking slowly for drunk people #standup

Speaking slowly for drunk people #standup

Things actually used to be like this @epic_cammy1933

Things actually used to be like this @epic_cammy1933

I’m a tree hugger but I don’t tolerate bullies

I’m a tree hugger but I don’t tolerate bullies

Bernie impression

Bernie impression

Don’t worry mom I am making friends

Don’t worry mom I am making friends

Being annoying during the game #standup

Being annoying during the game #standup

Use this trick on the road #standup

Use this trick on the road #standup

I’m happy I removed my windshield wipers #standup

I’m happy I removed my windshield wipers #standup

First set in French #standupcomedy

First set in French #standupcomedy

The first laughs you ever hear

The first laughs you ever hear

Fake ID’s, Triangles, and Only Children #standup

Fake ID’s, Triangles, and Only Children #standup

“old enough to be your mother” #standup

“old enough to be your mother” #standup

Optimistic with a harmonica #standup

Optimistic with a harmonica #standup

Trump is like a deer tick #standupcomedy

Trump is like a deer tick #standupcomedy

Thank you #biden #standup

Thank you #biden #standup

They get no mail :,( #standup

They get no mail :,( #standup

Wanna help me name this song? #originalmusic

Wanna help me name this song? #originalmusic

No regrets just lots of harmonicas #standup

No regrets just lots of harmonicas #standup

Posting this so I can play a video game #standup

Posting this so I can play a video game #standup

didn’t prepare, loves to contribute

didn’t prepare, loves to contribute

Still in shock that actually happened

Still in shock that actually happened

sunny with a light breeze and he’s still mad

sunny with a light breeze and he’s still mad

Saying bye to strangers

Saying bye to strangers

New thing you can’t do on planes #standup

New thing you can’t do on planes #standup

Guy who has advice for comedians

Guy who has advice for comedians

When one kid ruins graduation for everyone

When one kid ruins graduation for everyone

Epic Comebacks Against My Grandma

Epic Comebacks Against My Grandma

24th comedian at the open mic #standup

24th comedian at the open mic #standup

1800s Rate This Gentleman

1800s Rate This Gentleman

Good first impression every time #standup

Good first impression every time #standup

How to not get mugged

How to not get mugged

I miss my family #standupenespañol

I miss my family #standupenespañol

Comedian shuts down jackass #standup

Comedian shuts down jackass #standup

Why I stopped telling one-liners #standup

Why I stopped telling one-liners #standup

Why I can relate to smiley faces :) #standup

Why I can relate to smiley faces :) #standup

How to humiliate a comedian in less than a minute #standup

How to humiliate a comedian in less than a minute #standup

An Argentinian comedy show with unusual rules #standup

An Argentinian comedy show with unusual rules #standup

POV I am flirting

POV I am flirting

Strip comedia part 2 #standup

Strip comedia part 2 #standup

The microphone only works one way #standup

The microphone only works one way #standup

Making friends with people you don’t like

Making friends with people you don’t like

How to get human contact for free #standup

How to get human contact for free #standup

Strip comedy in Spanish #standup

Strip comedy in Spanish #standup

Trying to connect with people you don’t like

Trying to connect with people you don’t like

The best kind of women #standup

The best kind of women #standup

My daily routine en Español #standup #standupenespañol

My daily routine en Español #standup #standupenespañol

Does comedy give you power over people?

Does comedy give you power over people?

This crowd is dead #standup @danielmccreanor

This crowd is dead #standup @danielmccreanor

Asking front row guy if he’s a weirdo #standup

Asking front row guy if he’s a weirdo #standup

Learn Spanish with my dumb jokes #standup

Learn Spanish with my dumb jokes #standup

She was not up for it #standup

She was not up for it #standup

Tommy Armstrong | The Classic in New Zealand 2024

Tommy Armstrong | The Classic in New Zealand 2024

Someone dared me to dab after every joke #standup

Someone dared me to dab after every joke #standup

Guy claims to like small talk, is bad at it #standup

Guy claims to like small talk, is bad at it #standup

Crowd work but I don’t know how to #standup

Crowd work but I don’t know how to #standup

Harsh feedback and grocery store hack #standup

Harsh feedback and grocery store hack #standup

My new favorite joke #standup

My new favorite joke #standup

Something crazy happened #standupclips

Something crazy happened #standupclips

C’mon guys #standupclips

C’mon guys #standupclips

Feminism divides crowd #standup

Feminism divides crowd #standup

Winning over skeptical audience member #standupclips

Winning over skeptical audience member #standupclips

These are not jokes #standupcomedy

These are not jokes #standupcomedy

Waiter Social Skills #standup

Waiter Social Skills #standup

Half woman - German edition #standup

Half woman - German edition #standup

Tomatoes and knowing looks #comedy

Tomatoes and knowing looks #comedy

Being truly honest on stage #standup

Being truly honest on stage #standup

That was a dirty trick #standup

That was a dirty trick #standup

First 100 times doing standup in 50 seconds

First 100 times doing standup in 50 seconds

Late reactions and friendly hecklers #comedy

Late reactions and friendly hecklers #comedy

Knowing look #standup

Knowing look #standup

Guy hate-laughs at my joke 🚙 #standup

Guy hate-laughs at my joke 🚙 #standup

I tried and got nowhere #standup

I tried and got nowhere #standup

Comedian shocks audience with thoughtful gesture

Comedian shocks audience with thoughtful gesture

Doing standup in German for the first time

Doing standup in German for the first time

What would you rather have? #standup

What would you rather have? #standup

Can you guess her job? #crowdwork

Can you guess her job? #crowdwork

Flight hack and why plants are afraid of me #standup

Flight hack and why plants are afraid of me #standup

Body language, divided cities, and terms and conditions #standup

Body language, divided cities, and terms and conditions #standup

Try this on a stranger #tattoos #standup

Try this on a stranger #tattoos #standup

Comedy prediction (unfortunately) comes true

Comedy prediction (unfortunately) comes true

The difference between terms and conditions #standup

The difference between terms and conditions #standup

I’m half-woman #standup

I’m half-woman #standup

The body is amazing #standup

The body is amazing #standup

Started this set on a high note #comedy

Started this set on a high note #comedy

She could see my demons #standupcomedy

She could see my demons #standupcomedy

Validating my train ticket #standup

Validating my train ticket #standup

I’ve invented the perfect crowdwork guide #standup

I’ve invented the perfect crowdwork guide #standup

The way they looked at me after I told this joke 🛩️👀 #standup

The way they looked at me after I told this joke 🛩️👀 #standup

People love reading books on the bus #standup

People love reading books on the bus #standup

Is it just me?

Is it just me?

Do you sleep like this? Here’s what it means.

Do you sleep like this? Here’s what it means.

I had to post this from my bathroom #standup

I had to post this from my bathroom #standup

You can joke about anything #standup

You can joke about anything #standup

He’s nice in real life #jesus

He’s nice in real life #jesus

Make the faces and the jokes will come

Make the faces and the jokes will come

Why I need 30 dollars

Why I need 30 dollars

How to speak so one interrupts you #standup

How to speak so one interrupts you #standup

Learning Emglish has never been these easy

Learning Emglish has never been these easy

Bolt gives you a “rider rating” #standup

Bolt gives you a “rider rating” #standup

Meet the incredibly kind and funny Dr Matthew Murtha, cofounder of the Comedy Clubhouse in Barcelona

Meet the incredibly kind and funny Dr Matthew Murtha, cofounder of the Comedy Clubhouse in Barcelona

One fun minute of standup

One fun minute of standup

POV you are a good listener #standup

POV you are a good listener #standup

My first set in Cape Town was one minute

My first set in Cape Town was one minute

“My first time in Istanbul” from TuzBiber English Open Mic

“My first time in Istanbul” from TuzBiber English Open Mic

Leveled up as a comedian

Leveled up as a comedian

We’re using A.I. to make the funniest comedian ever With Tito Perez

We’re using A.I. to make the funniest comedian ever With Tito Perez

My first politically incorrect joke #standup

My first politically incorrect joke #standup

I invented a new type of joke #standup

I invented a new type of joke #standup

Trying to not upset people and failing #standup

Trying to not upset people and failing #standup

When comedians explain their jokes #standupcomedy

When comedians explain their jokes #standupcomedy

Guy asked to take a selfie with me #standupcomedy

Guy asked to take a selfie with me #standupcomedy

Comedian destroys crowd with epic fruit joke #standupcomedy

Comedian destroys crowd with epic fruit joke #standupcomedy

Jokes about The Sims and birds #standupcomedy

Jokes about The Sims and birds #standupcomedy

Jokes about Istanbul cats

Jokes about Istanbul cats

Getting carded in Austria #standupcomedy

Getting carded in Austria #standupcomedy

Cant believe I shared this on stage 🫣 #standupcomedy

Cant believe I shared this on stage 🫣 #standupcomedy

On fidgeting #standupcomedy

On fidgeting #standupcomedy

Can’t stop talking about peanut butter

Can’t stop talking about peanut butter

What I’ve learned from social media

What I’ve learned from social media

Jokes about peanut butter and my naked neighbor

Jokes about peanut butter and my naked neighbor

People who don’t walk up the escalator

People who don’t walk up the escalator

Bombing on stage masterclass

Bombing on stage masterclass

Meet comedian and co-founder of Barcelona’s Comedy Clubhouse, John Allis!

Meet comedian and co-founder of Barcelona’s Comedy Clubhouse, John Allis!

What every comedian likes to do #standupcomedy

What every comedian likes to do #standupcomedy

How to get people to clap 👏 #standupcomedy

How to get people to clap 👏 #standupcomedy

Why you can’t find good fruit #standupcomedy

Why you can’t find good fruit #standupcomedy

first standup in Vienna!

first standup in Vienna!

“Yes you are.” #standupcomedy

“Yes you are.” #standupcomedy

When the comedian has a dark sense of humor

When the comedian has a dark sense of humor

When your “friend” leaves you out to dry, with Ewan May!

When your “friend” leaves you out to dry, with Ewan May!

Guy who has only seen 10 seconds of standup

Guy who has only seen 10 seconds of standup

When you share a zinger with the group

When you share a zinger with the group

How to make conversation for beginners

How to make conversation for beginners

Accidentally Wes Anderson - Barcelona

Accidentally Wes Anderson - Barcelona

#pov you try stand up at a new place

#pov you try stand up at a new place

“You got what you wanted” original song

“You got what you wanted” original song

14 miles of walking through Barcelona

14 miles of walking through Barcelona

First breakfast in Barcelona

First breakfast in Barcelona

Some highlights from 8 mile walk in Barcelona

Some highlights from 8 mile walk in Barcelona

Shared this with a loved one who died of mesothelioma

Shared this with a loved one who died of mesothelioma

Wait. I know you…. #skyrim #animation

Wait. I know you…. #skyrim #animation

Can you watch this box for me?

Can you watch this box for me?

How I got my son's little league team to respect me

How I got my son's little league team to respect me

Lord Bertrand Russell’s (born 1752) message to the future, filmed in 1970.

Lord Bertrand Russell’s (born 1752) message to the future, filmed in 1970.

The master hand’s roommate

The master hand’s roommate

How to get out of a ticket.

How to get out of a ticket.

AMC has been keeping this from you #bettercallsaul

AMC has been keeping this from you #bettercallsaul

I wish I was 12

I wish I was 12

How to purchase hemorrhoid medication discreetly

How to purchase hemorrhoid medication discreetly

How to meet people at the grocery store

How to meet people at the grocery store

Billion dollar interview advice

Billion dollar interview advice

Meeting people in your twenties (20s)

Meeting people in your twenties (20s)

How to get your application to the top of the list

How to get your application to the top of the list

Grandparents in 2080

Grandparents in 2080

How to get any high paying job

How to get any high paying job

How to avoid mall kiosks

How to avoid mall kiosks

When Dad has news

When Dad has news

Elden Ring has been PATCHED!? Part 2 of 2. Full version on @scumbagdadofficial !!!

Elden Ring has been PATCHED!? Part 2 of 2. Full version on @scumbagdadofficial !!!

Elden Ring has been PATCHED!? Part 1 of 2. Full version on @scumbagdadofficial !!!

Elden Ring has been PATCHED!? Part 1 of 2. Full version on @scumbagdadofficial !!!

If you wanna get Rich you MUST know this Simple Code

If you wanna get Rich you MUST know this Simple Code

Retain your brain sells

Retain your brain sells

Job interview DESTROYED (in a good way)

Job interview DESTROYED (in a good way)

Answering the door after 8pm

Answering the door after 8pm

Auditioning for a Dr. Oz/Fetterman Commercial

Auditioning for a Dr. Oz/Fetterman Commercial

Meet Dr. Oz’s richest donor.

Meet Dr. Oz’s richest donor.

Why I vote by mail

Why I vote by mail

How to meet that special someone, collab with @Scumbag Dad !

How to meet that special someone, collab with @Scumbag Dad !

We asked this multi-millionaire what he’d tell his younger self

We asked this multi-millionaire what he’d tell his younger self

Walking Dad: Virtually Reality

Walking Dad: Virtually Reality

When dad is hogging the virtual reality at Walmart

When dad is hogging the virtual reality at Walmart

How to make trail mix (with Gary’s Father)

How to make trail mix (with Gary’s Father)

How to make someone laugh in 45 seconds (too true!)

How to make someone laugh in 45 seconds (too true!)

Quiet Quitting

Quiet Quitting

That one room

That one room

This viral pineapple is breaking the Internet! 🍍

This viral pineapple is breaking the Internet! 🍍

Messages in Elden Ring

Messages in Elden Ring

Awful dates

Awful dates

That fall hurt … filmed by @minty-hippo and starring Alyssa scanlon!

That fall hurt … filmed by @minty-hippo and starring Alyssa scanlon!

Getting hacked on social media

Getting hacked on social media

When you’re the main character in #gtaonline … starring @jaethegamer !

When you’re the main character in #gtaonline … starring @jaethegamer !

Works every time #howto #funny

Works every time #howto #funny

Other dads just don’t measure up

Other dads just don’t measure up

The year is 2069 and this is what's going viral

The year is 2069 and this is what's going viral

What would you say back ?

What would you say back ?

Trading in games at GameStop

Trading in games at GameStop

I could be your hubby with a hobby

I could be your hubby with a hobby

Let’s make it work

Let’s make it work

When you find a bug in your car

When you find a bug in your car

POV: You can tell how much gum people have eaten

POV: You can tell how much gum people have eaten

starring Nyla Mingo, with a special guest appearance from Memom!

starring Nyla Mingo, with a special guest appearance from Memom!

Silica Gel: can I eat it?

Silica Gel: can I eat it?

How to get a bargain anywhere

How to get a bargain anywhere