Канал: Humor in Shorts - or just me laughing

Why did the golfer bring two pants?

Why did the golfer bring two pants?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What do you call a man with no body and just a nose?

What do you call a man with no body and just a nose?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

What’s a snake’s favourite subject?

What’s a snake’s favourite subject?

Why don’t oysters donate to charity?

Why don’t oysters donate to charity?

What do you call a group of musical whales?

What do you call a group of musical whales?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why did the tomato blush?

Why did the tomato blush?

Why did the golfer bring two pants?

Why did the golfer bring two pants?

Why don’t oysters donate to charity?

Why don’t oysters donate to charity?

What’s a snake’s favourite subject?

What’s a snake’s favourite subject?

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Why couldn't the orange win the race?

Why couldn't the orange win the race?

Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?

Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What's a foot’s favorite type of chips?

What's a foot’s favorite type of chips?

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why did the golfer bring two pants?

Why did the golfer bring two pants?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What do you call a fish that wears a crown?

What do you call a fish that wears a crown?

Why did the tomato blush?

Why did the tomato blush?

What do you call a man with no body and just a nose?

What do you call a man with no body and just a nose?

What do you call a fake noodle?

What do you call a fake noodle?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Why don’t oysters donate to charity?

Why don’t oysters donate to charity?

I'm reading a book about anti gravity

I'm reading a book about anti gravity

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

What did one wall say to the other wall?

What did one wall say to the other wall?

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

I'm on a seafood diet

I'm on a seafood diet

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist!

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist!

I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet

I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high

How do you make a tissue dance?

How do you make a tissue dance?

How do you organize a space party?

How do you organize a space party?

How does a penguin build its house?

How does a penguin build its house?

How does a train eat?

How does a train eat?

How do you catch a squirrel?

How do you catch a squirrel?

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

I used to hate facial hair...

I used to hate facial hair...

What do you call a fake noodle?

What do you call a fake noodle?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?