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Gladiator 2 - We Are Not Entertained

Gladiator 2 - We Are Not Entertained

Star Trek Unification - I'm Not Crying, You're Crying!

Star Trek Unification - I'm Not Crying, You're Crying!

The Drinker Recommends... The Penguin

The Drinker Recommends... The Penguin

ENOUGH With The Star Wars Announcements!

ENOUGH With The Star Wars Announcements!

Dear Hollywood Celebrities, Nobody Cares

Dear Hollywood Celebrities, Nobody Cares

Production Hell - Full Metal Jacket

Production Hell - Full Metal Jacket

The Drinker Fixes... Alien: Romulus

The Drinker Fixes... Alien: Romulus

Venom: The Last Dance - A Movie Of All Time

Venom: The Last Dance - A Movie Of All Time

Marvel's Blade Is Toast (And That's A Good Thing)

Marvel's Blade Is Toast (And That's A Good Thing)

Wicked - How To Tank Your Movie In One Easy Step

Wicked - How To Tank Your Movie In One Easy Step

Netflix Tomb Raider Is A Hilarious Nightmare

Netflix Tomb Raider Is A Hilarious Nightmare

Rings Of Power Season 2: A Post-Mortem

Rings Of Power Season 2: A Post-Mortem

Joker: Folie a Deux - The Sequel Nobody Wanted

Joker: Folie a Deux - The Sequel Nobody Wanted

Has The Rey Movie Been Quietly Cancelled?

Has The Rey Movie Been Quietly Cancelled?

The Dumbest Battle In Middle Earth - An Analysis

The Dumbest Battle In Middle Earth - An Analysis

The Penguin Really Surprised Me

The Penguin Really Surprised Me

Agatha All Along - Who Was This Even Made For?

Agatha All Along - Who Was This Even Made For?

Rings Of Power - At Risk Of Cancellation?

Rings Of Power - At Risk Of Cancellation?

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice - A Funny, Cluttered, Overstuffed Mess

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice - A Funny, Cluttered, Overstuffed Mess

Rings of Power - The Desolation Of Smug

Rings of Power - The Desolation Of Smug

Trap - Wasted Potential

Trap - Wasted Potential

Rings Of Power - The Ultimate Insult To Tolkien

Rings Of Power - The Ultimate Insult To Tolkien

The Crow - The Worst Movie Of The Year

The Crow - The Worst Movie Of The Year

No More Acolyte For You, Rebel Scum!

No More Acolyte For You, Rebel Scum!

Alien Romulus - Game Over, Man! Game Over!

Alien Romulus - Game Over, Man! Game Over!

The Snow White Trailer - Nightmare Fuel

The Snow White Trailer - Nightmare Fuel

Borderlands - A Boring, Unfunny, Unwatchable Disaster

Borderlands - A Boring, Unfunny, Unwatchable Disaster

Hang In There, Kathy!

Hang In There, Kathy!

Hollywood Is Abandoning "The Message"

Hollywood Is Abandoning "The Message"

The Drinker Recommends... Kingdom

The Drinker Recommends... Kingdom

Robert Downey Jr Returns - Epic Win Or Cheap Nostalgia Bait?

Robert Downey Jr Returns - Epic Win Or Cheap Nostalgia Bait?

Deadpool & Wolverine - Spoiler-Free Review

Deadpool & Wolverine - Spoiler-Free Review

Twisters - The Summer Popcorn Flick I Didn't Know I Needed

Twisters - The Summer Popcorn Flick I Didn't Know I Needed

The Acolyte Finale - The Nightmare Is Finally Over!

The Acolyte Finale - The Nightmare Is Finally Over!

Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F - A Nostalgia Trip 30 Years In The Making

Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F - A Nostalgia Trip 30 Years In The Making

The Acolyte Episode 7 - Where Common Sense Goes To Die

The Acolyte Episode 7 - Where Common Sense Goes To Die

Horizon - A Very Long American Saga

Horizon - A Very Long American Saga

The Acolyte Episode 6 - Revenge Of The Cringe

The Acolyte Episode 6 - Revenge Of The Cringe

Production Hell - Fitzcarraldo (The Most Insane Movie Shoot Ever)

Production Hell - Fitzcarraldo (The Most Insane Movie Shoot Ever)

The Acolyte Episode 5 - It's The Least Bad Episode So Far!

The Acolyte Episode 5 - It's The Least Bad Episode So Far!

The Boys Season 4 - How Did It Turn Rotten?

The Boys Season 4 - How Did It Turn Rotten?

Bad Boys: Ride Or Die - Just What I Needed

Bad Boys: Ride Or Die - Just What I Needed

The Acolyte Episode 3 - I'm Done And So Is Star Wars

The Acolyte Episode 3 - I'm Done And So Is Star Wars

The Acolyte Episode 2 - A Show Made By Idiots

The Acolyte Episode 2 - A Show Made By Idiots

The Acolyte Episode 1 - A Stunning And Brave Disaster

The Acolyte Episode 1 - A Stunning And Brave Disaster

Atlas - Everyone Shrugged

Atlas - Everyone Shrugged

Furiosa: A Non-Mad Max Saga

Furiosa: A Non-Mad Max Saga

Falling Down - The Great American Lie

Falling Down - The Great American Lie

The Rings Of Power - Here We Go Again

The Rings Of Power - Here We Go Again

Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes - More Of The Same

Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes - More Of The Same

The Fall Guy - Simple, Forgettable Fun

The Fall Guy - Simple, Forgettable Fun

The Dumbest Scene In Movie History

The Dumbest Scene In Movie History

Ministry Of Ungentlemanly Warfare - Decent But Disappointing

Ministry Of Ungentlemanly Warfare - Decent But Disappointing

Rebel Moon Part Two - Please Make It Stop!

Rebel Moon Part Two - Please Make It Stop!

The Battle For Warhammer Has Begun

The Battle For Warhammer Has Begun

Civil War - Sound And Fury, Signifying Nothing

Civil War - Sound And Fury, Signifying Nothing

Fallout - It's A Blast

Fallout - It's A Blast

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire - It Is What It Is

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire - It Is What It Is

Thank You, And Goodbye...

Thank You, And Goodbye...

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire - Bustin' Makes Me Feel Bad

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire - Bustin' Makes Me Feel Bad

Road House - Just... Why?

Road House - Just... Why?

The Acolyte - The Message Is Strong With This One

The Acolyte - The Message Is Strong With This One

The Drinker Recommends... Shogun

The Drinker Recommends... Shogun

Damsel Is Hilariously Bad

Damsel Is Hilariously Bad

Oscars 2024 - Has Hollywood Finally Been Humbled?

Oscars 2024 - Has Hollywood Finally Been Humbled?

When Gamers Fight Back - The Sweet Baby Inc Backlash

When Gamers Fight Back - The Sweet Baby Inc Backlash

Dune Part Two - The Movie We All Needed

Dune Part Two - The Movie We All Needed

The Iron Claw - Brutal, Poignant, Brilliant

The Iron Claw - Brutal, Poignant, Brilliant

Rogue Elements - Official Trailer

Rogue Elements - Official Trailer

The Death Of The Girlboss?

The Death Of The Girlboss?

Madame Web - The Best Movie Of The Year!

Madame Web - The Best Movie Of The Year!

Deadpool And Wolverine - Will It Save Or Destroy Marvel?

Deadpool And Wolverine - Will It Save Or Destroy Marvel?

Why Movies Are So Expensive (And How To Fix It)

Why Movies Are So Expensive (And How To Fix It)

Disney Wars - Gina Strikes Back

Disney Wars - Gina Strikes Back

Argylle Kinda Sucks

Argylle Kinda Sucks

Reacher Season 2 - Bigger, Bolder, Better?

Reacher Season 2 - Bigger, Bolder, Better?

The Absolute State Of Star Wars

The Absolute State Of Star Wars

Why Modern Movies Suck - The Curse Of Multiverses

Why Modern Movies Suck - The Curse Of Multiverses

The Drinker's Top 5 Underrated Sequels

The Drinker's Top 5 Underrated Sequels

Echo - ANOTHER Marvelous Mess

Echo - ANOTHER Marvelous Mess

The Drinker Recommends... One Life

The Drinker Recommends... One Life

Star Wars - Here We Go Again...

Star Wars - Here We Go Again...

The Agony And Ecstasy Of 2023

The Agony And Ecstasy Of 2023

Aquaman And The Lost Kingdom - Comprehensively Forgettable

Aquaman And The Lost Kingdom - Comprehensively Forgettable

Rebel Moon - A Galactic Disappointment

Rebel Moon - A Galactic Disappointment

The Drinker Recommends... Blue Eye Samurai

The Drinker Recommends... Blue Eye Samurai

20 Years On, Lord Of The Rings Will Never Be Equalled

20 Years On, Lord Of The Rings Will Never Be Equalled

Snow White - Redemption Or Deflection?

Snow White - Redemption Or Deflection?

The Fall Of The House Of Usher - Devilishly Good

The Fall Of The House Of Usher - Devilishly Good

The Drinker Recommends... Godzilla Minus One

The Drinker Recommends... Godzilla Minus One

So I Watched Lady Ballers...

So I Watched Lady Ballers...

Napoleon - Not What I'd Hoped For

Napoleon - Not What I'd Hoped For

Why Doctor Who Will Keep Failing

Why Doctor Who Will Keep Failing

The Killer - Not The Movie You Were Expecting

The Killer - Not The Movie You Were Expecting

The Marvels Was Doomed From The Start

The Marvels Was Doomed From The Start

Production Hell - Batgirl (What REALLY Happened)

Production Hell - Batgirl (What REALLY Happened)

The Marvels - The Absolute State Of The MCU

The Marvels - The Absolute State Of The MCU

Five Nights At Freddy's - The Best Or Worst Of Both Worlds?

Five Nights At Freddy's - The Best Or Worst Of Both Worlds?

Marvel - Final Desperation

Marvel - Final Desperation

Joining The Panderverse - We're Winning

Joining The Panderverse - We're Winning

Killers Of The Flower Moon - Beautiful, Poignant, LONG

Killers Of The Flower Moon - Beautiful, Poignant, LONG

A Tale Of Two Snow Whites

A Tale Of Two Snow Whites

The Marvels - The Biggest Flop In MCU History?

The Marvels - The Biggest Flop In MCU History?

Production Hell - Predator

Production Hell - Predator

Robyn Hood - The Greatest Show On TV

Robyn Hood - The Greatest Show On TV

Ahsoka - Bad Writing, Pandering And Wasted Potential

Ahsoka - Bad Writing, Pandering And Wasted Potential

Saw X - Bloody Good Fun (Sort Of)

Saw X - Bloody Good Fun (Sort Of)

The Creator - Flawed Brilliance

The Creator - Flawed Brilliance

Expend4bles Is An Embarrassing Wet Fart

Expend4bles Is An Embarrassing Wet Fart

Disney Finally Admit They Went Too Far, But Is It Too Late?

Disney Finally Admit They Went Too Far, But Is It Too Late?

Why Modern Movies Suck - Nobody Can Stay Dead!

Why Modern Movies Suck - Nobody Can Stay Dead!

ONE PIECE Succeeds Where Cowboy Bebop Failed

ONE PIECE Succeeds Where Cowboy Bebop Failed

2023 - The Death Of The Superhero

2023 - The Death Of The Superhero

What A Lightsaber Would REALLY Do To You

What A Lightsaber Would REALLY Do To You

Production Hell - Waterworld

Production Hell - Waterworld

No, Ahsoka Won't Save Star Wars

No, Ahsoka Won't Save Star Wars

Blue Beetle - Set Up To Fail

Blue Beetle - Set Up To Fail

Snow White - How To Destroy Your Own Movie

Snow White - How To Destroy Your Own Movie

Gran Turismo - Better Than It Has Any Right To Be

Gran Turismo - Better Than It Has Any Right To Be

Why Modern Movies Suck - They're Too Expensive

Why Modern Movies Suck - They're Too Expensive

How The Witcher Destroyed Itself

How The Witcher Destroyed Itself

Oppenheimer - Explosive Historical Drama

Oppenheimer - Explosive Historical Drama

Barbie - The Greatest Lie Ever Told

Barbie - The Greatest Lie Ever Told

Snow White Looks Hilariously Bad

Snow White Looks Hilariously Bad

Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Is Excellent!

Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Is Excellent!

The Drinker Recommends... Sound of Freedom

The Drinker Recommends... Sound of Freedom

Indiana Jones And The Destruction Of Legacy

Indiana Jones And The Destruction Of Legacy

Indiana Jones - Destined To Flop

Indiana Jones - Destined To Flop

Extraction 2 - Action Movies Are Back!

Extraction 2 - Action Movies Are Back!

The Flash - A Hot Mess

The Flash - A Hot Mess

Guy Ritchie's The Covenant - More Than Just A War Movie

Guy Ritchie's The Covenant - More Than Just A War Movie

Why Modern Movies Suck - The Strong Female Character

Why Modern Movies Suck - The Strong Female Character

The Drinker Recommends... The Menu

The Drinker Recommends... The Menu

Across The Spider-Verse: Imperfect But Brilliant

Across The Spider-Verse: Imperfect But Brilliant

The Little Mermaid - Absolute Bilge

The Little Mermaid - Absolute Bilge

Indiana Jones 5 Destroyed - The Final Nail In Lucasfilm's Coffin

Indiana Jones 5 Destroyed - The Final Nail In Lucasfilm's Coffin

Fast X - Unapologetically Dumb Fun

Fast X - Unapologetically Dumb Fun

Queen Cleopatra - The Most Hated Show Of All Time?

Queen Cleopatra - The Most Hated Show Of All Time?

Sisu Laughs At Hollywood Action Films

Sisu Laughs At Hollywood Action Films

Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3 - The Best Of The Worst

Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3 - The Best Of The Worst

The Drinker Recommends... Boiling Point

The Drinker Recommends... Boiling Point

Peter Pan And Wendy - It's Awful

Peter Pan And Wendy - It's Awful

The Mandalorian - A Masterclass In Wasting Time

The Mandalorian - A Masterclass In Wasting Time

The Super Mario Bros. Movie - A Game Changer

The Super Mario Bros. Movie - A Game Changer

The Marvels Trailer Looks Amazing!

The Marvels Trailer Looks Amazing!

Star Wars - Somehow... Rey Palpatine Returned

Star Wars - Somehow... Rey Palpatine Returned

Drinker's VIP Lounge - Russell Crowe

Drinker's VIP Lounge - Russell Crowe

Dungeons & Dragons Subverted My Expectations

Dungeons & Dragons Subverted My Expectations

John Wick Chapter 4 - A (Mostly) Excellent Finale

John Wick Chapter 4 - A (Mostly) Excellent Finale

Shazam: Fury of the Gods - The Sequel No One Wanted

Shazam: Fury of the Gods - The Sequel No One Wanted

Star Wars Is A Dead Franchise

Star Wars Is A Dead Franchise

The Drinker Recommends... The Whale

The Drinker Recommends... The Whale

The Last of Us - Season 1 Full Review

The Last of Us - Season 1 Full Review

Creed III - Can It Go The Distance Without Rocky?

Creed III - Can It Go The Distance Without Rocky?

Puss In Boots: The Last Wish Destroys Modern Hollywood

Puss In Boots: The Last Wish Destroys Modern Hollywood

Peter Pan & Wendy Looks Amazing!

Peter Pan & Wendy Looks Amazing!

Nope - Yup (Sort Of)

Nope - Yup (Sort Of)

Ant Man 3 Will Make You Hate Movies

Ant Man 3 Will Make You Hate Movies

Oh No - The Marvels Delayed AGAIN!

Oh No - The Marvels Delayed AGAIN!

Picard Season 3 - Franchise Saviour, Or Too Little Too Late?

Picard Season 3 - Franchise Saviour, Or Too Little Too Late?

The Flash - No Way Home For The DCU?

The Flash - No Way Home For The DCU?

Disney - An Empire In Collapse

Disney - An Empire In Collapse

The Last of Us - There May Be Trouble Ahead

The Last of Us - There May Be Trouble Ahead

Production Hell - The Entire DCEU

Production Hell - The Entire DCEU

M3GAN - Fun And Freaky Horror Satire

M3GAN - Fun And Freaky Horror Satire

Velma Is Complete And Utter Trash

Velma Is Complete And Utter Trash

Why Modern Movies Suck - They Hate Men (Part 1)

Why Modern Movies Suck - They Hate Men (Part 1)

Glass Onion - A Masterpiece Of Stupidity

Glass Onion - A Masterpiece Of Stupidity

The Drinker Reflects... 2022 Edition

The Drinker Reflects... 2022 Edition

The Witcher: Blood Origin - Everything Wrong With Modern Media

The Witcher: Blood Origin - Everything Wrong With Modern Media

Avatar 2 - The Best And Worst Of James Cameron

Willow - It's A Total Disaster

Willow - It's A Total Disaster

Five Reasons Marvel Phase 4 Sucked

Five Reasons Marvel Phase 4 Sucked

Indiana Jones 5 Trailer - The Rumours Were True

Indiana Jones 5 Trailer - The Rumours Were True

Andor - The Best Show At The Worst Time

Andor - The Best Show At The Worst Time

Avatar 2 - Will It Flop?

Bob Chapek Fired - Disney In Meltdown

Bob Chapek Fired - Disney In Meltdown

Black Panther: Wakanda Forever - It's A Mess

Black Panther: Wakanda Forever - It's A Mess

The Drinker Recommends... All Quiet On The Western Front

The Drinker Recommends... All Quiet On The Western Front

Why Modern Movies Suck - The Myth Of The "Modern Audience"

Why Modern Movies Suck - The Myth Of The "Modern Audience"

House Of The Dragon - It's Excellent

House Of The Dragon - It's Excellent

Black Adam - It's An OK Movie

Black Adam - It's An OK Movie

Rings Of Power Finale - The Final Insult

Rings Of Power Finale - The Final Insult

She-Hulk - This Is Rock Bottom

She-Hulk - This Is Rock Bottom

The Rings Of Power - A Billion Dollar Nightmare

The Rings Of Power - A Billion Dollar Nightmare

Why Thor Love And Thunder Sucked - A Scene Comparison

Why Thor Love And Thunder Sucked - A Scene Comparison

ENOUGH With The Remakes

ENOUGH With The Remakes

Why Modern Movies Suck - They Hate Their Own Fans

Why Modern Movies Suck - They Hate Their Own Fans

The Drinker Fixes... The Multiverse Of Madness

The Drinker Fixes... The Multiverse Of Madness

RRR - The Best Movie You've Never Seen

RRR - The Best Movie You've Never Seen

She-Hulk - A Lesson In Terrible Writing

She-Hulk - A Lesson In Terrible Writing

Moonfall - A Man-Made Disaster

Moonfall - A Man-Made Disaster

She-Hulk - It's A "Comedy"

She-Hulk - It's A "Comedy"

Prey - No Masterpiece, But Surprisingly Good

Prey - No Masterpiece, But Surprisingly Good

Batgirl Cancelled - A Sign Of Things To Come?

Batgirl Cancelled - A Sign Of Things To Come?

Marvel Phase 5 - The Sludge Must Flow

Marvel Phase 5 - The Sludge Must Flow

Resident Evil Is A Cruel Unfunny Joke

Resident Evil Is A Cruel Unfunny Joke

The Terminal List - Top Notch Action Thriller

The Terminal List - Top Notch Action Thriller

The Sad Tale of The Rings Of Power

The Sad Tale of The Rings Of Power

Thor: Love And Thunder - It's Hot Garbage

Thor: Love And Thunder - It's Hot Garbage