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When the Universal line is long as hell

When the Universal line is long as hell

not kyler kristo is live!

not kyler kristo is live!

How people who live in luxury apartments act

How people who live in luxury apartments act

not kyler kristo Live Stream

not kyler kristo Live Stream

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When your mom asks about your situationship

When your mom asks about your situationship

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not kyler kristo is live!

That one friend who.. takes it too far

That one friend who.. takes it too far

When they become an influencer after the breakup..

When they become an influencer after the breakup..

Why are security guards so short?

Why are security guards so short?

When you’re blacked out drunk

When you’re blacked out drunk

When your ex is crazy

When your ex is crazy

When they want you to sleepover..

When they want you to sleepover..

what $4000 a month in Los Angeles gets you..

what $4000 a month in Los Angeles gets you..

When Nobu has bad portion sizes

When Nobu has bad portion sizes

When you can’t sleep alone

When you can’t sleep alone

When their location isn’t updating

When their location isn’t updating

how to make chicken sexily

how to make chicken sexily

I’m a gym rat, of course I..

I’m a gym rat, of course I..

I’m a Scorpio, of course I..

I’m a Scorpio, of course I..

When you’re not a morning person

When you’re not a morning person

For those too scared to go to the barbershop..

For those too scared to go to the barbershop..

When you google your symptoms.. (full video on @kylerkristo)

When you google your symptoms.. (full video on @kylerkristo)

My doctor was on drugs..

My doctor was on drugs..

My IBS has gotten so bad

My IBS has gotten so bad

When you think everyone who looks at you is in love with you

When you think everyone who looks at you is in love with you

Am I gonna get pulled over?

Am I gonna get pulled over?

When someone has bad jaw filler

When someone has bad jaw filler

When you catch them staring at it

When you catch them staring at it

First thing to ask new friends..

First thing to ask new friends..

If your jewelry turns green in the shower..

If your jewelry turns green in the shower..

When your ubereats driver is incompetent

When your ubereats driver is incompetent

“Is that seat taken”

“Is that seat taken”

If I started to..

If I started to..

I know that you drunk

I know that you drunk

When they have veneers

When they have veneers

If you wanna make out

If you wanna make out

When someone called you gay in middle school

When someone called you gay in middle school

That one anxious friend that won’t order for themselves

That one anxious friend that won’t order for themselves

do I look amish?

do I look amish?

Goo goo gaga

Goo goo gaga

Can I crush this pumpkin with my hands ?

Can I crush this pumpkin with my hands ?

Do you ever look at a picture of miss piggy and

Do you ever look at a picture of miss piggy and

Illuminati signs in 2023 😱

Illuminati signs in 2023 😱

When you take a read watch chemical on accident

When you take a read watch chemical on accident

Why my bedroom has no door

Why my bedroom has no door

Keto tiktokers be like

Keto tiktokers be like

When they say “did I ask?”

When they say “did I ask?”

When someone calls you untalented

When someone calls you untalented

I’m not a hater, but…

I’m not a hater, but…

When you’re struggling at the gym..

When you’re struggling at the gym..

Get ready with me

Get ready with me

When you’re from Pittsburgh living Los Angeles

When you’re from Pittsburgh living Los Angeles

When you accidentally go out of character

When you accidentally go out of character

When you accidentally Netflix and chill again

When you accidentally Netflix and chill again

Heard you got a boyfriend

Heard you got a boyfriend

when they don't pull up all the way at a traffic light

when they don't pull up all the way at a traffic light

when someone wants a bite of your food

when someone wants a bite of your food

why are you defending someone more than yourself

why are you defending someone more than yourself

When your pockets aren’t deep enough to function properly..

When your pockets aren’t deep enough to function properly..

When you finally catch that annoying mosquito

When you finally catch that annoying mosquito

Oop got your butt

Oop got your butt

When someone tries to use rat poison on you

When someone tries to use rat poison on you

When you got a D1 offer in low blows

When you got a D1 offer in low blows

When a ‘woke’ person tells you to keep sleeping

When a ‘woke’ person tells you to keep sleeping

Your daily dose of pessimism

Your daily dose of pessimism

When you’re too lazy to throw away bad food in the fridge

When you’re too lazy to throw away bad food in the fridge

When that easy friend wants a sip..

When that easy friend wants a sip..

I THOUGHT I WAS BEING KIDNAPPED?! (scary story times)

I THOUGHT I WAS BEING KIDNAPPED?! (scary story times)

How annoying is someone moaning when they eat?

How annoying is someone moaning when they eat?

Every morning the first thing I gotta do is..

Every morning the first thing I gotta do is..

When the last time you blacked out you “quit drinking”

When the last time you blacked out you “quit drinking”

When working out only gave you a fatty

When working out only gave you a fatty

Me lying about my face routine duration

Me lying about my face routine duration

When you can’t sleep

When you can’t sleep

When someone comments “breathe”

When someone comments “breathe”

You can call me stupid but..

You can call me stupid but..

Crushing a watermelon between my thighs

Crushing a watermelon between my thighs

Crushing a pumpkin between my thighs

Crushing a pumpkin between my thighs

That one homie who’s a lil too sus

That one homie who’s a lil too sus

Boy he got the Glock

Boy he got the Glock

When you’re so drunk you become social

When you’re so drunk you become social

When your ADHD gives you an extra energy boost

When your ADHD gives you an extra energy boost

DAME TU COSITA

DAME TU COSITA

When you’re gonna be a ‘bunny’ for Halloween

When you’re gonna be a ‘bunny’ for Halloween

When my parents ask how I pay rent with no job

When my parents ask how I pay rent with no job

“I think I saw you on twitter”

“I think I saw you on twitter”

My teenage dirt bag phase

My teenage dirt bag phase

Wanna be my pinky toe?

Wanna be my pinky toe?

I don’t make a face when I’m jealous..

I don’t make a face when I’m jealous..

6 feet tall and super strong ;)

6 feet tall and super strong ;)

Can I squish a watermelon between my thighs?

Can I squish a watermelon between my thighs?

I’m a suck machine

I’m a suck machine

“I like you for your personality”

“I like you for your personality”

You’re going to die in there..

You’re going to die in there..

When you get caught lacking with the crossed legs

When you get caught lacking with the crossed legs

I’d never spit in someone’s mouth..

I’d never spit in someone’s mouth..

“How are you so good at foreign languages”

“How are you so good at foreign languages”

my face routine

my face routine

Gimme your pp

Gimme your pp

Dance for me

Dance for me