Канал: Max Goldrich

The untouchable tongue

The untouchable tongue

(TW) How to stop your ducks from fighting

(TW) How to stop your ducks from fighting

I’m the neighborhood watch ENFORCER

I’m the neighborhood watch ENFORCER

Greeting the homies

Greeting the homies

Tuesday treats with the ladies

Tuesday treats with the ladies

The snack that smiles back!

The snack that smiles back!

LET THE FEEDING FRENZY BEGIN

LET THE FEEDING FRENZY BEGIN

Daily battle with my cat

Daily battle with my cat

SAVAGE goose attack CAUGHT on camera 😱

SAVAGE goose attack CAUGHT on camera 😱

One Egg Wednesdays???

One Egg Wednesdays???

I am my own worst enemy

I am my own worst enemy

Jail.

Jail.

Waking up the squad

Waking up the squad

How to make smoked salmon #food #fish #alaska #tasty

How to make smoked salmon #food #fish #alaska #tasty

Are they though?

Are they though?

HARVEST TIME #garden #garlic #vegetables #shorts

HARVEST TIME #garden #garlic #vegetables #shorts

Little treat before bed

Little treat before bed

Big boy fun time #irishwolfhound #dog #pets #shorts

Big boy fun time #irishwolfhound #dog #pets #shorts

The last thing you’ll ever see before….

The last thing you’ll ever see before….

CRIMINAL TRESPASSER KICKED OFF PRIVATE PROPERTY #trespassing #criminal #alaska #outdoors #shorts

CRIMINAL TRESPASSER KICKED OFF PRIVATE PROPERTY #trespassing #criminal #alaska #outdoors #shorts

What a lovely welcome home

What a lovely welcome home

My favorite way to cook a duck egg #cooking #how #breakfast #food #shorts

My favorite way to cook a duck egg #cooking #how #breakfast #food #shorts

What the f$@k is that??

What the f$@k is that??

CATegory 4 gross kitty #cat #pets #bath #shorts

CATegory 4 gross kitty #cat #pets #bath #shorts

ALMOST lost my finger

ALMOST lost my finger

My goose is a JERK

My goose is a JERK

Let’s wake up the ducks!

Let’s wake up the ducks!

Something is wrong with my cat

Something is wrong with my cat

My stupid goose is mean to the new ducks

My stupid goose is mean to the new ducks

Three more added to the flock

Three more added to the flock

Wait, you’re not a fish?! #fishing #alaska #salmon #bird #shorts

Wait, you’re not a fish?! #fishing #alaska #salmon #bird #shorts

5 reasons you should get pet ducks #top5 #duck #shorts

5 reasons you should get pet ducks #top5 #duck #shorts

Keeping the backyard safe from intruders #alaska #eagle #duck #shorts

Keeping the backyard safe from intruders #alaska #eagle #duck #shorts

We have a chaotic goose today

We have a chaotic goose today

I have to be a bad goose dad

I have to be a bad goose dad

We have a slacker duck #egg #duck #shorts

We have a slacker duck #egg #duck #shorts

Who is hiding under the water??

Who is hiding under the water??

Zombie salmon 🧟‍♀️ #alaska #fishing #salmon #shorts

Zombie salmon 🧟‍♀️ #alaska #fishing #salmon #shorts

Snaggle-tooth salmon heading upstream #salmon #fish #spawn #alaska #shorts

Snaggle-tooth salmon heading upstream #salmon #fish #spawn #alaska #shorts

Throwing peas at my ducks #duck #pea #snacks #bath #shorts

Throwing peas at my ducks #duck #pea #snacks #bath #shorts

It’s time to be a bad goose dad #bad #dad #egg #shorts

It’s time to be a bad goose dad #bad #dad #egg #shorts

Saving a bird #bird #rescue #stuck #shorts

Saving a bird #bird #rescue #stuck #shorts

Let’s wake up the ducks #duck #goose #egg #shorts

Let’s wake up the ducks #duck #goose #egg #shorts

When the scratches hit just right

When the scratches hit just right

EGG THIEF CAUGHT RED-HANDED #duck #goose #egg #shorts #thief

EGG THIEF CAUGHT RED-HANDED #duck #goose #egg #shorts #thief

Unmatched rizz #rizz #peacock #farm #shorts

Unmatched rizz #rizz #peacock #farm #shorts

Fine keep them goose

Fine keep them goose

Eagles enjoying their lunch break #baldeagle #eagle #salmon #alaska #fishing #shorts

Eagles enjoying their lunch break #baldeagle #eagle #salmon #alaska #fishing #shorts

DANGER IN THE SKY 🚨 #eagles #alaska #duck #shorts

DANGER IN THE SKY 🚨 #eagles #alaska #duck #shorts

She don’t care #phonk #music #edit #remix #shorts #cat

She don’t care #phonk #music #edit #remix #shorts #cat

This is NOT your friend, Otto 🐻 🐕 #bear #alaska #wolfhound #dog #shorts

This is NOT your friend, Otto 🐻 🐕 #bear #alaska #wolfhound #dog #shorts

Criminals caught red in the act #crime #duck #homestead #shorts

Criminals caught red in the act #crime #duck #homestead #shorts

There is always someone struggling to keep up

There is always someone struggling to keep up

Where is the best place to find bald eagles? #eagles #usa #alaska #shorts

Where is the best place to find bald eagles? #eagles #usa #alaska #shorts

This guy just wont leave me alone #fishing #sealion #alaska #shorts

This guy just wont leave me alone #fishing #sealion #alaska #shorts

Goose, WHAT are you doing?! #love #ducks #shorts #alaska

Goose, WHAT are you doing?! #love #ducks #shorts #alaska

Bald Eagle call 🫡 #eagle #america #shorts

Bald Eagle call 🫡 #eagle #america #shorts

Morning chaos #duck #goose #alaska #shorts

Morning chaos #duck #goose #alaska #shorts

Goose, how could you?! #shorts

Goose, how could you?! #shorts

They only want me for my treats #alaska #ducks #snacks #shorts

They only want me for my treats #alaska #ducks #snacks #shorts

Being greeted by the homies #alaska #duck #shorts

Being greeted by the homies #alaska #duck #shorts

The last sound you’ll ever hear #cats #pets #shorts

The last sound you’ll ever hear #cats #pets #shorts

Another meet & greet #duckling #alaska #shorts

Another meet & greet #duckling #alaska #shorts

That one lazy cat edit #music #phonk #remix #edit #cat

That one lazy cat edit #music #phonk #remix #edit #cat

You get to live my friend #fishing #alaska #salmon #tugisthedrug

You get to live my friend #fishing #alaska #salmon #tugisthedrug

I gave my cat a bath 🛁 #cat #pet #bathtime #shorts

I gave my cat a bath 🛁 #cat #pet #bathtime #shorts

How to filet a king salmon #alaska #fishing #howto #salmon

How to filet a king salmon #alaska #fishing #howto #salmon

That one cat edit #music #cat #phonk #remix #edit

That one cat edit #music #cat #phonk #remix #edit

The sweet sweet taste of freedom 🇺🇸

The sweet sweet taste of freedom 🇺🇸

Trash thief caught red handed!

Trash thief caught red handed!

Goose meets baby

Goose meets baby

Otto makes a new friend?? #alaska #bear #shorts #dog

Otto makes a new friend?? #alaska #bear #shorts #dog

It’s treat time #duck #shorts #goose

It’s treat time #duck #shorts #goose

That one duck edit #shorts #music #phonk #duck #edit

That one duck edit #shorts #music #phonk #duck #edit

We’re free range now baby

We’re free range now baby

The @callduckofficial edit #music #phonk #duck #edit

The @callduckofficial edit #music #phonk #duck #edit

Ducks and goose react to new worms 🪱

Ducks and goose react to new worms 🪱

How to unpick up a duck #duck #shorts #meme

How to unpick up a duck #duck #shorts #meme

Tragedy strikes! #duck #egg

Tragedy strikes! #duck #egg

That one edit #phonk #duckling #music #edit #callduck

That one edit #phonk #duckling #music #edit #callduck

So. Many. Eggs.

So. Many. Eggs.

The smol guy edit #phonk #duck #duckling #music #edit

The smol guy edit #phonk #duck #duckling #music #edit

That duckling edit #music #phonk #duck #duckling

That duckling edit #music #phonk #duck #duckling

Another duck edit?? #music #duck #phonk #remix #duckling

Another duck edit?? #music #duck #phonk #remix #duckling

Poor Mingus!

Poor Mingus!

That cat edit #music #phonk #cat #remix

That cat edit #music #phonk #cat #remix

That duck edit #duck #phonk #edit #remix

That duck edit #duck #phonk #edit #remix

That other duck edit #duck #phonk #edit #remix

That other duck edit #duck #phonk #edit #remix

2024 egg record baby

2024 egg record baby

Goodbye, Penny. 🦆

Goodbye, Penny. 🦆

Show them to me #ducklings #cute #shorts

Show them to me #ducklings #cute #shorts

Penny you dirty girl

Penny you dirty girl

MONDO Egg Tuesdays are back baby

MONDO Egg Tuesdays are back baby

Starting the week off STRONG

Starting the week off STRONG

Best treats out there!

Best treats out there!

Kitty Purry got boobytrapped

Kitty Purry got boobytrapped

What do I do with all these eggs?!?!

What do I do with all these eggs?!?!

Friday morning shenanigans

Friday morning shenanigans

Penny is stuck in full sploot

Penny is stuck in full sploot

World record duck egg?! 🦆 🥚

World record duck egg?! 🦆 🥚

duck and goose eating peas

duck and goose eating peas

My duck is a thief

My duck is a thief

Bedtime does NOT go as planned

Bedtime does NOT go as planned

We’ve got a 5 banger folks

We’ve got a 5 banger folks

My ducks eating peas 🫛

My ducks eating peas 🫛

Starting the week off strong

Starting the week off strong

What do I do with all these eggs?? 🍳

What do I do with all these eggs?? 🍳

I’m learning to speak duck 🦆

I’m learning to speak duck 🦆

It’s a pea party 🫛 duck asmr

It’s a pea party 🫛 duck asmr

We got us a 3-egger

We got us a 3-egger

Give me ALL the eggs 🍳

Give me ALL the eggs 🍳

We’re laying eggs, baby 🍳

We’re laying eggs, baby 🍳

My goose needs a boyfriend

My goose needs a boyfriend

I was a bad duck dad AGAIN 🦆

I was a bad duck dad AGAIN 🦆

How many eggs did we get today??

How many eggs did we get today??

Dinner time with my friends

Dinner time with my friends

Big egg Wednesdays

Big egg Wednesdays

Dried worms! Pass or fail?

Dried worms! Pass or fail?

We have a classic one egger today 🥚

We have a classic one egger today 🥚

How many eggs will we get tomorrow?

How many eggs will we get tomorrow?

It’s a double egg day

It’s a double egg day

Is this supposed to happen?

Is this supposed to happen?

FIRST ONE OF THE YEAR

FIRST ONE OF THE YEAR

Well, well, well. Look who’s back. 🦅

Well, well, well. Look who’s back. 🦅

I want to be a duck 🦆

I want to be a duck 🦆

Only the best gourmet meals for these ladies

Only the best gourmet meals for these ladies

Whats up with my duck? 🦆

Whats up with my duck? 🦆

Kitty Purry’s first bath

Kitty Purry’s first bath

I was a bad duck dad 🦆

I was a bad duck dad 🦆

It’s perfect duck weather 🦆

It’s perfect duck weather 🦆

I’m just trying to watch the bachelor

I’m just trying to watch the bachelor

Crashing into the day

Crashing into the day

New pool day!

New pool day!

Always use the buddy system

Always use the buddy system

It’s hard to keep my eyes on the road

It’s hard to keep my eyes on the road

I think Penny wants a boyfriend

I think Penny wants a boyfriend

Penny showing off before bedtime

Penny showing off before bedtime

Coming in HOT

Coming in HOT

Mmm delicious breakfast salad

Mmm delicious breakfast salad

Snack time ASMR

Snack time ASMR

The council meets again

The council meets again

Intruder in the coop! 🚨

Intruder in the coop! 🚨

SNOW DAY

SNOW DAY

What are they planning?

What are they planning?

It’s nasty out today!

It’s nasty out today!

How often do you ask yourself this?

How often do you ask yourself this?

Where my eggs??

Where my eggs??

Ducks going crazy for some goldfish

Ducks going crazy for some goldfish

They can only count to four

They can only count to four

I think my best friend is a goose

I think my best friend is a goose

We may have to move back into the garage

We may have to move back into the garage

Goose is showing off today

Goose is showing off today

Big things happening when it comes to goose friendship

Big things happening when it comes to goose friendship

Everyone HURRY I am late!

Everyone HURRY I am late!

The challenges of raising ducks in Alaska

The challenges of raising ducks in Alaska

It’s a bedtime duck party 🦆

It’s a bedtime duck party 🦆

Kitty Purry - Keeping bedrooms mouse free since 2018 #cat #shorts

Kitty Purry - Keeping bedrooms mouse free since 2018 #cat #shorts

Tucking everyone in for bed - BONUS duck sneeze at the end

Tucking everyone in for bed - BONUS duck sneeze at the end

I don’t want to get out of bed either

I don’t want to get out of bed either

No hawks this morning

No hawks this morning

Giving the injured birds a bath

Giving the injured birds a bath

Goose earns her spot as flock protector

Goose earns her spot as flock protector

Frozen water = dirty ducks

Frozen water = dirty ducks

Lucky ducks, I want to go back to bed.

Lucky ducks, I want to go back to bed.

It’s the perfect day to be a duck

It’s the perfect day to be a duck

These ducks eat like queens

These ducks eat like queens

It’s almost garage weather

It’s almost garage weather

Who doesn’t love a new hat?

Who doesn’t love a new hat?

Everyone enjoying the snow while we still have it

Everyone enjoying the snow while we still have it

Breaking my feet to get these ladies drinking water

Breaking my feet to get these ladies drinking water

I made Penny a hat for her birthday

I made Penny a hat for her birthday

I’m becoming a gourmet chef 🧑‍🍳

I’m becoming a gourmet chef 🧑‍🍳

Shame on this duck dad

Shame on this duck dad

Breakfast salad for the ladies

Breakfast salad for the ladies

What do we think of the snow today?

What do we think of the snow today?

Everyone loves a snow day

Everyone loves a snow day

I’m just trying to watch some tv

I’m just trying to watch some tv

I don’t want to play outside either

I don’t want to play outside either

This snow is never ending

This snow is never ending

Tucking the ducks in on a cold night

Tucking the ducks in on a cold night

They are late for their shift at the cute factory

They are late for their shift at the cute factory

It’s time for a midnight snack

It’s time for a midnight snack

What a day to be a duck

What a day to be a duck

This weather is dumb

This weather is dumb

Just when you thought you were finally safe…

Just when you thought you were finally safe…

Did the deicer do its job??

Did the deicer do its job??

My ducks get a fancy pool heater

My ducks get a fancy pool heater

Let’s see how the ducks like GrubTerra Black Soldier Fly Larvae

Let’s see how the ducks like GrubTerra Black Soldier Fly Larvae

Goose starting the morning with a bang

Goose starting the morning with a bang

It’s a good day to be a duck (Day 10)

It’s a good day to be a duck (Day 10)

Uh-oh I’m a bad duck dad

Uh-oh I’m a bad duck dad

This is how I spent my New Year’s Eve

This is how I spent my New Year’s Eve

I wish I got a snow day like them ☹️ (Day 9)

I wish I got a snow day like them ☹️ (Day 9)

Penny enjoying an early Christmas present

Penny enjoying an early Christmas present

It’s a beautiful day to be a duck (Day 8)

It’s a beautiful day to be a duck (Day 8)

Weird FBI & SWAT raid next to my work

Weird FBI & SWAT raid next to my work

A fresh bed for these fancy ladies

A fresh bed for these fancy ladies

Time for some new bedding (Day 7)

Time for some new bedding (Day 7)

Worlds easiest bedtime routine

Worlds easiest bedtime routine

It’s a beautiful day to be a duck (Day 6)

It’s a beautiful day to be a duck (Day 6)