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The official mascot of C++ • Andrew Kelly

The official mascot of C++ • Andrew Kelly

Andrew Kelly insults C++ Who does he think he is?

Andrew Kelly insults C++ Who does he think he is?

Is there an infinite loop here? • Eskil Steenberg

Is there an infinite loop here? • Eskil Steenberg

Adhesive rag-tag pile of stuff • Kevlin Henney

Adhesive rag-tag pile of stuff • Kevlin Henney

Making Badass Developers • Kathy Sierra

Making Badass Developers • Kathy Sierra

But we've always done it that way • Grace Hopper

But we've always done it that way • Grace Hopper

Go fundamental • Donald Knuth

Go fundamental • Donald Knuth

What FP actually is? • SICP • Robert "Uncle Bob" Martin

What FP actually is? • SICP • Robert "Uncle Bob" Martin

The broken promise of Code reuse • Jonathan Blow

The broken promise of Code reuse • Jonathan Blow

😂 The Power of Active Listening & Feedback • Jonathan Blow

😂 The Power of Active Listening & Feedback • Jonathan Blow

All in one person's head • Jonathan Blow

All in one person's head • Jonathan Blow

The programmer's boss • Jonathan Blow

The programmer's boss • Jonathan Blow

Design patterns are for brainless programmers • Mike Acton

Design patterns are for brainless programmers • Mike Acton

Non-Profits vs VC-backed Startups • Zig • Andrew Kelley

Non-Profits vs VC-backed Startups • Zig • Andrew Kelley

3 steps to Continuous Integration • Martin Fowler

3 steps to Continuous Integration • Martin Fowler

This is a functional programming language or not? • Richard Feldman

This is a functional programming language or not? • Richard Feldman

How to make a junior developer feel bad? • Pragmatic Dave Thomas

How to make a junior developer feel bad? • Pragmatic Dave Thomas

Blockchain consensus VS Collaboration • Martin Kleppmann

Blockchain consensus VS Collaboration • Martin Kleppmann

🚀 TDD Objective • API Usability • Ian Cooper

🚀 TDD Objective • API Usability • Ian Cooper

3 magic words • Brian Fitzpatrick & Ben Collins-Sussman

3 magic words • Brian Fitzpatrick & Ben Collins-Sussman

Branch protection is nonsense • Ben Collins-Sussman

Branch protection is nonsense • Ben Collins-Sussman

How do you deal with disagreement? • Brian Fitzpatrick #googleinterview

How do you deal with disagreement? • Brian Fitzpatrick #googleinterview

All traditional microkernels are just stupid • Linus Torvalds

All traditional microkernels are just stupid • Linus Torvalds

Microkernel and microservice hell • Linus Torvalds

Microkernel and microservice hell • Linus Torvalds

Value being honest more than being nice • Odysseas

Value being honest more than being nice • Odysseas

You should manage based on the results you want • Ron Jeffries

You should manage based on the results you want • Ron Jeffries

Guiding light to the right software • Woody Zuill

Guiding light to the right software • Woody Zuill

Life after AI • @fasterthanlime

Life after AI • @fasterthanlime

How to find coupling? • Kent Beck

How to find coupling? • Kent Beck

Compared to what? • Kent Beck

Compared to what? • Kent Beck

Coupling vs Cohesion comedy • Kent Beck • 2023

Coupling vs Cohesion comedy • Kent Beck • 2023

Good architects maintain the design intent • Gregor Hohpe

Good architects maintain the design intent • Gregor Hohpe

Linus Torvalds not going to be the one who manages the RUST code • Play to your strengths

Linus Torvalds not going to be the one who manages the RUST code • Play to your strengths

No superheroes • Rich Hickey

No superheroes • Rich Hickey

Focus on the real goal of the people who use your products • Don Norman

Focus on the real goal of the people who use your products • Don Norman

How Interaction Design has to be done in the world of software • Kindergarten • Alan Cooper

How Interaction Design has to be done in the world of software • Kindergarten • Alan Cooper

Users are not a good source of software • Alan Cooper

Users are not a good source of software • Alan Cooper

Never ask the user for answers • Alan Cooper

Never ask the user for answers • Alan Cooper

Fastest, cheapest and safest way of building the project • Critical Path • Juval Löwy

Fastest, cheapest and safest way of building the project • Critical Path • Juval Löwy

Gambling, death marches, wishful thinking, expensive trial and errors • Juval Löwy

Gambling, death marches, wishful thinking, expensive trial and errors • Juval Löwy

Volatility-Based Decomposition • SRP • Juval Löwy

Volatility-Based Decomposition • SRP • Juval Löwy

Avoid functional decomposition • Juval Löwy

Avoid functional decomposition • Juval Löwy

Engineering vs Authoring • Bret Victor • Krea.ai (demo)

Engineering vs Authoring • Bret Victor • Krea.ai (demo)

Don't use Event Storming to derive your architecture • Michael ‘Monty’ Montgomery

Don't use Event Storming to derive your architecture • Michael ‘Monty’ Montgomery

A good programmer does language design • Guy Steele • Metaprogramming

A good programmer does language design • Guy Steele • Metaprogramming

Dedicate yourself to fighting for the principle • Bret Victor

Dedicate yourself to fighting for the principle • Bret Victor

Engineers always deliver the minimum • Bret Victor #humor #engeneering #internet

Engineers always deliver the minimum • Bret Victor #humor #engeneering #internet

The future of APIs programming with AI • Bret Victor #ai #llm #api

The future of APIs programming with AI • Bret Victor #ai #llm #api

The most dangerous thought you can have as a creative person • Bret Victor

The most dangerous thought you can have as a creative person • Bret Victor

When someone asks for a new feature urgently • Alberto Brandolini

When someone asks for a new feature urgently • Alberto Brandolini

Forces leading to the monolith in the small scale • DDD • Alberto Brandolini #dev #startup

Forces leading to the monolith in the small scale • DDD • Alberto Brandolini #dev #startup

Not every information is suitable to become part of our model • DDD • Alberto Brandolini

Not every information is suitable to become part of our model • DDD • Alberto Brandolini

What problem did Domain-driven design solve? • DDD • Scott Wlaschin

What problem did Domain-driven design solve? • DDD • Scott Wlaschin

Should we use TDD in the frontend? • Robert "Uncle Bob" Martin

Should we use TDD in the frontend? • Robert "Uncle Bob" Martin

Test optimisation should be part of the process • Robert "Uncle Bob" Martin

Test optimisation should be part of the process • Robert "Uncle Bob" Martin

How to speed up tests if they slow you down? • Robert "Uncle Bob" Martin

How to speed up tests if they slow you down? • Robert "Uncle Bob" Martin

Good QA person should be... • QA Mindset • Robert "Uncle Bob" Martin

Good QA person should be... • QA Mindset • Robert "Uncle Bob" Martin

Why do we need QA? • QA Mindset • Robert "Uncle Bob" Martin

Why do we need QA? • QA Mindset • Robert "Uncle Bob" Martin

How to start using TDD? • This is different • I need to learn this • Robert "Uncle Bob" Martin

How to start using TDD? • This is different • I need to learn this • Robert "Uncle Bob" Martin

Real men do Assembly • ASM • Robert "Uncle Bob" Martin

Real men do Assembly • ASM • Robert "Uncle Bob" Martin

How to become a good programmer? • Robert "Uncle Bob" Martin • The Passionate Programmer #career

How to become a good programmer? • Robert "Uncle Bob" Martin • The Passionate Programmer #career

How to become a development consultant? • Robert "Uncle Bob" Martin #consulting #wife #motivation

How to become a development consultant? • Robert "Uncle Bob" Martin #consulting #wife #motivation

What OOP actually is? | Uncle Bob | Object-oriented Programming in 58 seconds.

What OOP actually is? | Uncle Bob | Object-oriented Programming in 58 seconds.

Let's Make Our Programs Read Like English | Uncle Bob | #cobol #programming #programmingtips

Let's Make Our Programs Read Like English | Uncle Bob | #cobol #programming #programmingtips

Nested functions | The Progenitor of OOP | Uncle Bob #dev #javascript #programming #cleancode

Nested functions | The Progenitor of OOP | Uncle Bob #dev #javascript #programming #cleancode

A little more than centering a div | Sam Selikoff #humor #programmingmemes

A little more than centering a div | Sam Selikoff #humor #programmingmemes

Speed vs quality | Uncle Bob #cleancode

Speed vs quality | Uncle Bob #cleancode

3 tips for teachers | Aino Corry

3 tips for teachers | Aino Corry

We don't have feature X | Rich Hickey

We don't have feature X | Rich Hickey

First rule of macro club | James Reeves

First rule of macro club | James Reeves