Канал: Trash picking

This thing sucks

This thing sucks

If four lamp cords won't hold it then a muffler clamp never would've

If four lamp cords won't hold it then a muffler clamp never would've

We have made, at the bare minimum, tens of dollars

We have made, at the bare minimum, tens of dollars

ASMR video of gratingly loud car exhaust

ASMR video of gratingly loud car exhaust

You end up getting stung one way or another

You end up getting stung one way or another

These people get a D-minus on accurate tub labeling

These people get a D-minus on accurate tub labeling

Grandpa liked eating beans, I guess

Grandpa liked eating beans, I guess

I'm just killing time to pad this video out

I'm just killing time to pad this video out

Smashing mid-century modern sinks, trash picking, and picking apples

Smashing mid-century modern sinks, trash picking, and picking apples

I got excited when I saw that lady's pole

I got excited when I saw that lady's pole

That now qualifies as the best thing we found all day

That now qualifies as the best thing we found all day

I'm just unscrewing stuff

I'm just unscrewing stuff

Nobody came along

Nobody came along

I think we spent too much time dicking around with that Mongoose

I think we spent too much time dicking around with that Mongoose

Digging through suburbanites' garbage on an uneventful fall evening

Digging through suburbanites' garbage on an uneventful fall evening

After I kiss him we can measure our junk together

After I kiss him we can measure our junk together

It's like the worst Radio Shack on God's green earth

It's like the worst Radio Shack on God's green earth

Today we failed

Today we failed

It's a Porta Potty that flushes

It's a Porta Potty that flushes

Today is so crappy

Today is so crappy

I still feel like I did the right thing

I still feel like I did the right thing

He can never stop tinkling

He can never stop tinkling

I brought you what I could bring you

I brought you what I could bring you

Just a bunch of dreck

Just a bunch of dreck

Picking up scrap metal out of people's garbage

Picking up scrap metal out of people's garbage

We've fully committed to the tin scene

We've fully committed to the tin scene

She got kinda like an Elaine Benes thing going on

She got kinda like an Elaine Benes thing going on

Electrifying scrapportunities

Electrifying scrapportunities

I don't know if I should keep recording today or what

I don't know if I should keep recording today or what

Sorry that this was so disappointing and stupid

Sorry that this was so disappointing and stupid

Look at those nips

Look at those nips

Here's why water was leaking into my Camry

Here's why water was leaking into my Camry

My spirit has been buoyed

My spirit has been buoyed

They threw out the whole wood shop

They threw out the whole wood shop

I don't wanna get stung today

I don't wanna get stung today

Thank you skipper for all the copper

Thank you skipper for all the copper

He's the DJ, there's the wrapper

He's the DJ, there's the wrapper

I don't want to break the beak of this freak

I don't want to break the beak of this freak

No wonder that guy's mad all the time

No wonder that guy's mad all the time

They probably had a lot of disappointed customers

They probably had a lot of disappointed customers

This is weird

This is weird

Am I really this stupid

Am I really this stupid

It turns out my calculations were miscalculations

It turns out my calculations were miscalculations

Yea or nay

Yea or nay

I think that was a very worthwhile dump that we just took

I think that was a very worthwhile dump that we just took

That's a giant B.F. Goodrich sign

That's a giant B.F. Goodrich sign

Are these expired

Are these expired

Welcome to a bright sunny day in the suburbs

Welcome to a bright sunny day in the suburbs

54 minutes of my loud exhaust

54 minutes of my loud exhaust

This explains why the guy has so much IBM crap

This explains why the guy has so much IBM crap

I guess our goose chase wasn't so wild after all

I guess our goose chase wasn't so wild after all

Some days are goddamned spectacular out here

Some days are goddamned spectacular out here

I don't wanna live like this

I don't wanna live like this

This lady's got crazy stuff

This lady's got crazy stuff

Let's find one more good thing and then get the hell out of here

Let's find one more good thing and then get the hell out of here

He squirts water out of his skull

He squirts water out of his skull

Once in a great great while I do see something that makes me, y'know, sick

Once in a great great while I do see something that makes me, y'know, sick

Alright buddy, we're gonna keep looking for your head

Alright buddy, we're gonna keep looking for your head

This pretty much represents the end of our week

This pretty much represents the end of our week

It's a vinyl-caped Jawa

It's a vinyl-caped Jawa

We have tried our best today

We have tried our best today

The trash menagerie

The trash menagerie

That's the problem with this pile

That's the problem with this pile

You guys wanna see another smashed-up blow mold

You guys wanna see another smashed-up blow mold

Wow, that is a goodie, isn't it

Wow, that is a goodie, isn't it

It's just uhh, y'know...it's not

It's just uhh, y'know...it's not

This might be more complicated than I thought

This might be more complicated than I thought

One two three four five six seven eight nine uhhh ten

One two three four five six seven eight nine uhhh ten

This bike is not exciting

This bike is not exciting

I'm earning my money out here today

I'm earning my money out here today

That guy knew exactly what I was talking about

That guy knew exactly what I was talking about

I'll tell you why we can't take this bike

I'll tell you why we can't take this bike

Does anybody want a free four-wheeler

Does anybody want a free four-wheeler

There's a big chunk of copper inside here

There's a big chunk of copper inside here

There probably isn't going to be much of a "later"

There probably isn't going to be much of a "later"

The dopamine hit is like through the roof

The dopamine hit is like through the roof

We're Dal Yankovic

We're Dal Yankovic

I don't know what the hell it is

I don't know what the hell it is

I look alright

I look alright

We have re-gifted that hunk of junk

We have re-gifted that hunk of junk

We just made a buck eighty

We just made a buck eighty

Wow, I'll take those

Wow, I'll take those

Quack quack quack

Quack quack quack

That's a 12-foot-long copper pipe

That's a 12-foot-long copper pipe

Tonight's turning out to be awesome

Tonight's turning out to be awesome

I have a lot

I have a lot

I have something in my brain called a brain

I have something in my brain called a brain

At least we won't go home empty-Camried

At least we won't go home empty-Camried

Stupid tin

Stupid tin

You don't know what it's like

You don't know what it's like

Well whaddya know

Well whaddya know

Welcome to cutting cords in the sunshine

Welcome to cutting cords in the sunshine

It's a picture of your mom

It's a picture of your mom

Trash picking in a little place called Greenfencepostville

Trash picking in a little place called Greenfencepostville

It's like a concrete boob

It's like a concrete boob

Let's just throw it back

Let's just throw it back

Anything good? No, not yet

Anything good? No, not yet

If I don't get it, one of my friends will...or one of my enemies

If I don't get it, one of my friends will...or one of my enemies

I don't wanna drive away without 'em

I don't wanna drive away without 'em

Look, it's Emma

Look, it's Emma

A Pyrrhic victory

A Pyrrhic victory

Caution: do not put nails in mouth

Caution: do not put nails in mouth

Just so you know, there's like a lot of kids in here

Just so you know, there's like a lot of kids in here

I gave away my blow molds and my Spam

I gave away my blow molds and my Spam

Today's video is so short that I'm not sure it even exists

Today's video is so short that I'm not sure it even exists

Captain Complainypants's Bedframe Bonanza

Captain Complainypants's Bedframe Bonanza

Trash picking from Nashville to Barcelona

Trash picking from Nashville to Barcelona

Trash picking and scrapping and whatnot

Trash picking and scrapping and whatnot

We just have to cut a few little copper tubes and this thing should surrender

We just have to cut a few little copper tubes and this thing should surrender

Little elf dude riding a mailbox to the stars or whatever

Little elf dude riding a mailbox to the stars or whatever

That's not going to poke the back of my head too bad

That's not going to poke the back of my head too bad

Trash picking in some lady's driveway

Trash picking in some lady's driveway

A whole box full of locks

A whole box full of locks

My nutcracker peed on my foot

My nutcracker peed on my foot

Utway the uckfay

Utway the uckfay

Thanks for doing all the hard work for us, rich people

Thanks for doing all the hard work for us, rich people

Stuffing some lady's Coach bag full of bees

Stuffing some lady's Coach bag full of bees

Rich people throw out the craziest stuff

Rich people throw out the craziest stuff

This trash pile has outlived its usefulness

This trash pile has outlived its usefulness

The true test of whether you're a dick or not

The true test of whether you're a dick or not

Why do they have such a crappy garbage pile

Why do they have such a crappy garbage pile

How to make $2 dollars an hour

How to make $2 dollars an hour

I am a failure

I am a failure

Trash picking with my friend Gale

Trash picking with my friend Gale

We took her GameCube so she gave us her Wii

We took her GameCube so she gave us her Wii

Trash picking has gone to the dogs

Trash picking has gone to the dogs

Trash picking was canceled

Trash picking was canceled

The Exorcist

The Exorcist

Don't hate the player, hate the game

Don't hate the player, hate the game

Resisting the urge to be a real dick

Resisting the urge to be a real dick

Trash picking: we took it all

Trash picking: we took it all

Got my money's worth outta that muffler

Got my money's worth outta that muffler

Karen sez "that's my garbage, please don't go through it"

Karen sez "that's my garbage, please don't go through it"

Trash picking: I got a new girlfriend, apparently

Trash picking: I got a new girlfriend, apparently

6 ways to cut copper pipes for scrap metal

6 ways to cut copper pipes for scrap metal

Scrap metal episode 5: don't do this at home

Scrap metal episode 5: don't do this at home

Trash picking: filling the car with dirty tramps

Trash picking: filling the car with dirty tramps

Processing scrap metal episode 4: dumbest scrapper on YouTube

Processing scrap metal episode 4: dumbest scrapper on YouTube

Trash picking: we lost the battle, but we won the war

Trash picking: we lost the battle, but we won the war

Trash picking: scrap metal stupidity

Trash picking: scrap metal stupidity

Trash picking: how to lift a 240lb cast iron radiator

Trash picking: how to lift a 240lb cast iron radiator

Processing scrap metal episode 3: brass chandelier vs. $400 worth of tools

Processing scrap metal episode 3: brass chandelier vs. $400 worth of tools

Trash picking: stomping people's garbage in the middle of nowhere in the rain

Trash picking: stomping people's garbage in the middle of nowhere in the rain

Processing scrap metal episode 2: speaker smash

Processing scrap metal episode 2: speaker smash

Trash picking: whining about my GoPro

Trash picking: whining about my GoPro

Processing scrap metal

Processing scrap metal

Trash picking: we had to use the bolt cutters

Trash picking: we had to use the bolt cutters

Trash picking: how much money did we make?

Trash picking: how much money did we make?

Trash picking: box full of copper

Trash picking: box full of copper

Trash picking: sometimes you get lucky

Trash picking: sometimes you get lucky

We found a THOUSAND! CASH in the TRASH!

We found a THOUSAND! CASH in the TRASH!

Let's keep going until we drown

Let's keep going until we drown

WORTHLESS! This load is absolute CRAP! Nine hours of unsuccessful trash picking!

WORTHLESS! This load is absolute CRAP! Nine hours of unsuccessful trash picking!

I made $200 dollars in 10 minutes

I made $200 dollars in 10 minutes

Digging through millionaires' garbage all day, what did we find?

Digging through millionaires' garbage all day, what did we find?

Climbing the Star Wars ladder to the galaxy of garbage

Climbing the Star Wars ladder to the galaxy of garbage

He said it was worth $8,000 dollars

He said it was worth $8,000 dollars

Couldn't LIFT it! Had to BREAK it! Blocking people's DRIVEWAYS!

Couldn't LIFT it! Had to BREAK it! Blocking people's DRIVEWAYS!

Absolutely CRUSHING it on YouTube! Picking millionaires' trash in the rain!

Absolutely CRUSHING it on YouTube! Picking millionaires' trash in the rain!

INJURED on the job! HAZARDS of trash picking! PIXELATED for your safety!

INJURED on the job! HAZARDS of trash picking! PIXELATED for your safety!

Take me! (I'm trash)

Take me! (I'm trash)

It was worth $700 on eBay, apparently

It was worth $700 on eBay, apparently

Reliving childhood memories via satirical adhesive product branding parodies

Reliving childhood memories via satirical adhesive product branding parodies

Will it run? Huge oil leak! Major repairs! 98 Camry timing belt, water pump, oil pump & pan gasket!

Will it run? Huge oil leak! Major repairs! 98 Camry timing belt, water pump, oil pump & pan gasket!

Trash picking season is over, so we went trash picking

Trash picking season is over, so we went trash picking

I love Kirk Hammett but I'm indifferent toward Maglites

I love Kirk Hammett but I'm indifferent toward Maglites

I made $1000 dollars in less than an hour

I made $1000 dollars in less than an hour

He talked me out of it

He talked me out of it

I got screwed at a garage sale so I went trash picking

I got screwed at a garage sale so I went trash picking

RESCUED! from a millionaire's toilet!

RESCUED! from a millionaire's toilet!

It was dead out there

It was dead out there

Frightening spider encounter during Extended Deer Prancing Time

Frightening spider encounter during Extended Deer Prancing Time

You guys want to see something cool?

You guys want to see something cool?

The strangest thing I ever found in the garbage

The strangest thing I ever found in the garbage

Jokes about dead people

Jokes about dead people

Giant bottle of free expensive booze! Millionaires' trash pays off again!

Giant bottle of free expensive booze! Millionaires' trash pays off again!

This multi-millionaire threw his entire stereo in the trash

This multi-millionaire threw his entire stereo in the trash

Millionaires' trash didn't pay for our gas

Millionaires' trash didn't pay for our gas

Opening a 40-year-old can of powdered cheese survival food

Opening a 40-year-old can of powdered cheese survival food

Why pay for tools when you can get them for free

Why pay for tools when you can get them for free

We just dumped it in some lady's yard

We just dumped it in some lady's yard

Digging through a box of mouse poop, what did we find?

Digging through a box of mouse poop, what did we find?

Whining about my personal tragedy

Whining about my personal tragedy

How to get free camera gear for free

How to get free camera gear for free

Trash picking at the state champ's house, what did we find?

Trash picking at the state champ's house, what did we find?

This lady totally screwed us over

This lady totally screwed us over

I got paid $100 dollars a day for talking to myself

I got paid $100 dollars a day for talking to myself

Hey guys, now you can watch my videos without barfing

Hey guys, now you can watch my videos without barfing

Making money trash picking in millionaires' garbage

Making money trash picking in millionaires' garbage

Stryper? I don't even know her

Stryper? I don't even know her

A boring afternoon trash picking is still way better than an exciting afternoon doing anything else

A boring afternoon trash picking is still way better than an exciting afternoon doing anything else

It's all free

It's all free

There was a man in his underwear in the garbage

There was a man in his underwear in the garbage

They disgard it, we pick it up

They disgard it, we pick it up

I thought she was going to bite my foot off

I thought she was going to bite my foot off

He keeps throwing good stuff in the garbage, and we keep taking it all

He keeps throwing good stuff in the garbage, and we keep taking it all

If you throw silver coins in your garbage, of course I'm going to take them

If you throw silver coins in your garbage, of course I'm going to take them

Trash picking on a little ol' street called Memory Lane

Trash picking on a little ol' street called Memory Lane

Whispers in the dark

Whispers in the dark

It was the biggest one I've ever seen, and I found it in some lady's garbage

It was the biggest one I've ever seen, and I found it in some lady's garbage