Канал: Alexandra Madison

How did we do it in our 20s??

How did we do it in our 20s??

He’s just mad there’s no lip glosses in there for him

He’s just mad there’s no lip glosses in there for him

He’s doomed

He’s doomed

I take full responsibility for his fit upgrades

I take full responsibility for his fit upgrades

The only way to feel human again is to forget something in the car

The only way to feel human again is to forget something in the car

The first step is admitting you have a problem

The first step is admitting you have a problem

Our argument would look a little different #loveisblind

Our argument would look a little different #loveisblind

I’m stepping down. I had a good run.

I’m stepping down. I had a good run.

The last question is always a no go

The last question is always a no go

Stealing fries is a given

Stealing fries is a given

Koby knows I’m onto something

Koby knows I’m onto something

We all know a quest is a BOYS WEEKEND

We all know a quest is a BOYS WEEKEND

Should’ve started with that phone call

Should’ve started with that phone call

I only yell for him when it’s important

I only yell for him when it’s important

He’s gonna think twice about unaliving me

He’s gonna think twice about unaliving me

Always ready to throw hands

Always ready to throw hands

At least I warmed my hands up first

At least I warmed my hands up first

Maybe next time!

Maybe next time!

Always feeling it after girls night

Always feeling it after girls night

Swiped right and here we are

Swiped right and here we are

Gotta get this guy a coloring book

Gotta get this guy a coloring book

Love these meet cutes

Love these meet cutes

IYKYK

IYKYK

I know those renaissance men slayed

I know those renaissance men slayed

Is this how teachers feel?

Is this how teachers feel?

Another reason I don’t want to see the group chat

Another reason I don’t want to see the group chat

Here for the noises

Here for the noises

I’d argue he ruined the moment, not me.

I’d argue he ruined the moment, not me.

Been part of this club my whole life

Been part of this club my whole life

Did I need a crystal ball for the last one? Nope. We’re just besties.

Did I need a crystal ball for the last one? Nope. We’re just besties.

Jon loves living in Barbieland

Jon loves living in Barbieland

Define “fun”

Define “fun”

Asking for built in life vests for Christmas

Asking for built in life vests for Christmas

I prefer rude potatoes anyway

I prefer rude potatoes anyway

I literally wrote what he told me to

I literally wrote what he told me to

He’s too distracting

He’s too distracting

Should’ve left me asleep on the couch

Should’ve left me asleep on the couch

There’s always one person hiding their retainers in a napkin

There’s always one person hiding their retainers in a napkin

And that’s on IBS

And that’s on IBS

Catch me wearing Jon at the next NYFW

Catch me wearing Jon at the next NYFW

Backseat bug control

Backseat bug control

I’ll take it

I’ll take it

He chose this life

He chose this life

It’s the best drink option!

It’s the best drink option!

Bet you haven’t seen this version of Step Up

Bet you haven’t seen this version of Step Up

Jumpscare

Jumpscare

And he’ll say he was stressed

And he’ll say he was stressed

I blame the Italian in me

I blame the Italian in me

Windows equal SAFE

Windows equal SAFE

Honestly unforgivable

Honestly unforgivable

Dibs on the blonde

Dibs on the blonde

Sounds like sweater weather to me

Sounds like sweater weather to me

Koby is the new safety officer of this house

Koby is the new safety officer of this house

Sure his video wasn’t as funny as the ones I sent

Sure his video wasn’t as funny as the ones I sent

Words from the heart

Words from the heart

Never thought this day would come

Never thought this day would come

I refuse to delete voicemails saved from 2012

I refuse to delete voicemails saved from 2012

This was obviously the best time to ask him

This was obviously the best time to ask him

I need a new hiding spot

I need a new hiding spot

He’s a pro

He’s a pro

At least we didn’t have to fight over a middle seat

At least we didn’t have to fight over a middle seat

There’s always one

There’s always one

The girls that get it, get it.

The girls that get it, get it.

Thoughts and prayers for Jon

Thoughts and prayers for Jon

I would need to cancel those plans immediately

I would need to cancel those plans immediately

Thank goodness I have Jon and Koby to protect me…

Thank goodness I have Jon and Koby to protect me…

Has anyone actually done this? I need to know.

Has anyone actually done this? I need to know.

It’s literally for our marriage…

It’s literally for our marriage…

So much chaos and for what

So much chaos and for what

Doesn’t matter, I’ll be asleep in five anyway

Doesn’t matter, I’ll be asleep in five anyway

He loves it

He loves it

Honestly, I’m making record time #couple #couplecomedy

Honestly, I’m making record time #couple #couplecomedy

He’s a human garbage disposal

He’s a human garbage disposal

Drew has it figured out

Drew has it figured out

Can we get a refund

Can we get a refund

We got a ticket

We got a ticket

I’ll have better luck at the gas station

I’ll have better luck at the gas station

It’s a no from me

It’s a no from me

This is now my runway

This is now my runway

All of a sudden everyone wants to act so innocent

All of a sudden everyone wants to act so innocent

This is gonna go great

This is gonna go great

The girls the get it, get it.

The girls the get it, get it.

I have a feeling it wasn’t an accident

I have a feeling it wasn’t an accident

It’s never a good time

It’s never a good time

I would want to hang out with us too

I would want to hang out with us too

At least we can agree on something

At least we can agree on something

A story about how an extrovert gets an introvert to do things

A story about how an extrovert gets an introvert to do things

Once I start taking ice baths it’s over for you

Once I start taking ice baths it’s over for you

July 12, 2024

July 12, 2024

Those are Jons work slippers

Those are Jons work slippers

It’s more likely he came back to poop

It’s more likely he came back to poop

The details MATTER

The details MATTER

The pizza dough: 🤰🏼

The pizza dough: 🤰🏼

A new chapter we’re happy to open

A new chapter we’re happy to open

And this is why we don’t take photos together

And this is why we don’t take photos together

We tried to keep it together

We tried to keep it together

He blindsided me

He blindsided me

No better feeling

No better feeling

Took 30 minutes to write the text

Took 30 minutes to write the text

Okay but we also would’ve been fine…right?

Okay but we also would’ve been fine…right?

In sickness and in health, unless you’re overreacting

In sickness and in health, unless you’re overreacting

He’s so helpful sometimes

He’s so helpful sometimes

She started seeing things but he said she was just in a silly goofy mood

She started seeing things but he said she was just in a silly goofy mood

Immediately no

Immediately no

And we’re forever grateful

And we’re forever grateful

If they gave us a bread basket things would have been fine

If they gave us a bread basket things would have been fine

Next time we’re flying

Next time we’re flying

We got in a fight making this

We got in a fight making this

What’s mine is yours babe

What’s mine is yours babe

Yeah I won’t forget this one

Yeah I won’t forget this one

True crime has me thinking about all the hypotheticals

True crime has me thinking about all the hypotheticals

Sounds like she lost a gem

Sounds like she lost a gem

What a supportive husband

What a supportive husband

The details matter

The details matter

Bouncer was so helpful

Bouncer was so helpful

It’s a full time job

It’s a full time job

Chill *with you

Chill *with you

He’s dyslexic

He’s dyslexic

As long as there’s snacks!

As long as there’s snacks!

Suddenly, Jon can’t turn left

Suddenly, Jon can’t turn left

I really don’t know where my appetite went

I really don’t know where my appetite went

What I imagine couples still argued about in the 1800s

What I imagine couples still argued about in the 1800s

Barbie’s trashy friends who got invited to her party

Barbie’s trashy friends who got invited to her party

When you make a game plan before shopping at Costco

When you make a game plan before shopping at Costco

How to secretly pee in the ocean

How to secretly pee in the ocean

Vacation naps just hit different

Vacation naps just hit different

Koby felt the awkwardness in that hug #comedy #couple #marriage

Koby felt the awkwardness in that hug #comedy #couple #marriage

Two types of people at an amusement park

Two types of people at an amusement park

When the weather is finally nice

When the weather is finally nice

When you have to lie to get your husband to walk somewhere

When you have to lie to get your husband to walk somewhere

What it feels like when someone gets too close to you in line

What it feels like when someone gets too close to you in line

Me in every big house with a blanket

Me in every big house with a blanket

When I planned to have a productive weekend while my husband was away

When I planned to have a productive weekend while my husband was away

Why I’ll never offer to drive again

Why I’ll never offer to drive again

When your husband accidentally becomes an influencer

When your husband accidentally becomes an influencer

When I wake my dog up from his nap

When I wake my dog up from his nap

When you think nobody noticed you arguing at a restaurant

When you think nobody noticed you arguing at a restaurant

My husband trying to teach me how to pack for a weekend trip

My husband trying to teach me how to pack for a weekend trip

How I feel when I shop at an expensive store

How I feel when I shop at an expensive store

People who sit at a wobbly table

People who sit at a wobbly table

Cousins are the best

Cousins are the best

When you’ve watched too many crime shows

When you’ve watched too many crime shows

Why I’ll never go shopping with my husband again

Why I’ll never go shopping with my husband again

When you try to eat everything from your fridge before leaving for a trip

When you try to eat everything from your fridge before leaving for a trip

When you’re with someone who always wants to sit outside

When you’re with someone who always wants to sit outside

When your husband wants to join your trip to Target

When your husband wants to join your trip to Target

When you feel too cute to go home

When you feel too cute to go home

My husband shaving vs. me

My husband shaving vs. me

How I thought we would react to aliens

How I thought we would react to aliens

“we” make a great team 🥰

“we” make a great team 🥰

I’m having fun building life

I’m having fun building life

We should’ve just had a gender reveal party…

We should’ve just had a gender reveal party…

When we tell people we’re having a boy #couplecomedy #bridesmaids

When we tell people we’re having a boy #couplecomedy #bridesmaids

Did someone say snacks?

Did someone say snacks?

THEY’RE TWINS

THEY’RE TWINS

How the turn tables…

How the turn tables…

That went…well?

That went…well?

We’re in this together

We’re in this together

If dogs could talk

If dogs could talk

We’ll try to behave now…

We’ll try to behave now…

Two weeks later, the test said otherwise 🙃 @katstickler5757

Two weeks later, the test said otherwise 🙃 @katstickler5757

My baby will never have trouble sleeping 🥰

My baby will never have trouble sleeping 🥰

When my husband wants to feel the baby move #couplecomedy #harrypotter

When my husband wants to feel the baby move #couplecomedy #harrypotter

When my husband doesn’t answer my call from the other room #couplecomedy

When my husband doesn’t answer my call from the other room #couplecomedy

Curbside pickup! @katstickler5757

Curbside pickup! @katstickler5757

Bowel movements will ALWAYS come up

Bowel movements will ALWAYS come up

As long as we can leave by 9

As long as we can leave by 9

What it’s like turning 30

What it’s like turning 30

Who knew communication was so easy

Who knew communication was so easy

Send it or save it for later?

Send it or save it for later?

Taking a bath: Expectation vs. Reality

Taking a bath: Expectation vs. Reality

And this is why I have trust issues

And this is why I have trust issues

I can’t tell the difference

I can’t tell the difference

He gets one more chance to choose correctly

He gets one more chance to choose correctly

He knows how to motivate me

He knows how to motivate me

Some things you can’t force

Some things you can’t force

It’s definitely the mustache

It’s definitely the mustache

This is what happens when you try to be nice

This is what happens when you try to be nice

To say he took this part very seriously is an understatement

To say he took this part very seriously is an understatement

I think he’s broken

I think he’s broken

So dirt? You’re tasting dirt.

So dirt? You’re tasting dirt.

It was nice while it lasted

It was nice while it lasted

And the academy award goes to…

And the academy award goes to…

TTYL

TTYL

He acts like he’s not having fun

He acts like he’s not having fun

I’m building prime real estate, what are you doing?

I’m building prime real estate, what are you doing?

It was a surprise for both of us

It was a surprise for both of us