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A Night at the Inn

A Night at the Inn

Meet Eddie - Let's Play Anachronox Part 5 [JRPG Time]

Meet Eddie - Let's Play Anachronox Part 5 [JRPG Time]

Cutting off your legs to spite your roguelike mechanics.

Cutting off your legs to spite your roguelike mechanics.

Your Starting Gun Should At Least Be Okay - Let's Try Rose [Free-to-Play Fridays]

Your Starting Gun Should At Least Be Okay - Let's Try Rose [Free-to-Play Fridays]

I hate that I have to share a planet with the people who made this game.

I hate that I have to share a planet with the people who made this game.

Somehow I doubt this was the reaction the developers were going for but it's the one I had.

Somehow I doubt this was the reaction the developers were going for but it's the one I had.

This is the video game version of a bad story being told by a child.

This is the video game version of a bad story being told by a child.

A Game Made By Aliens for Nobody - Let's Play Bulb Boy, Part 6

A Game Made By Aliens for Nobody - Let's Play Bulb Boy, Part 6

She's trying to play it cool.

She's trying to play it cool.

It's too late in the game to question things like this.

It's too late in the game to question things like this.

Smash first, ask questions later.

Smash first, ask questions later.

The Good Doctor - Let's Play Shardlight Part 16 (Mystery Mondays)

The Good Doctor - Let's Play Shardlight Part 16 (Mystery Mondays)

I should have private walkways everywhere I go nobody else can to use. Is that too much to ask?

I should have private walkways everywhere I go nobody else can to use. Is that too much to ask?

If this was to hide loading then it's a perfect demonstration of why loading screens are superior.

If this was to hide loading then it's a perfect demonstration of why loading screens are superior.

Bathroom Dealin'

Bathroom Dealin'

Fatima Isn't As Useful As She Led Me To Believe - Let's Play Anachronox Part 4 [JRPG Time]

Fatima Isn't As Useful As She Led Me To Believe - Let's Play Anachronox Part 4 [JRPG Time]

Who doesn't love a game with functional seating?

Who doesn't love a game with functional seating?

Stop Me If You've Heard This One: The Robots Attack - Let's Try Saturn [Free-to-Play Fridays]

Stop Me If You've Heard This One: The Robots Attack - Let's Try Saturn [Free-to-Play Fridays]

I do not advise bathing in caustic spit.

I do not advise bathing in caustic spit.

There is not a single character in this game whose behavior I can understand.

There is not a single character in this game whose behavior I can understand.

Bulb Boy Is Not A Relatable Character - Let's Play Bulb Boy, Part 5

Bulb Boy Is Not A Relatable Character - Let's Play Bulb Boy, Part 5

Don't be such a stick in the mud.

Don't be such a stick in the mud.

I am merely burning a copy of the book.

I am merely burning a copy of the book.

This background audio is louder than the foreground dialogue.

This background audio is louder than the foreground dialogue.

The Great Train Heist - Let's Play Shardlight Part 15 (Mystery Mondays)

The Great Train Heist - Let's Play Shardlight Part 15 (Mystery Mondays)

There is nothing scarier than the power of imagination.

There is nothing scarier than the power of imagination.

I'd rather just take the stairs.

I'd rather just take the stairs.

This is a rollercoaster.

This is a rollercoaster.

Elevator Madness - Let's Play Anachronox Part 3 [JRPG Time]

Elevator Madness - Let's Play Anachronox Part 3 [JRPG Time]

This turned out to be the case and I still blame the devs for using Flash in the first place.

This turned out to be the case and I still blame the devs for using Flash in the first place.

Flash Was ALWAYS Bad - Let's Try Wonderland Cosa Nostra [Free-to-Play Fridays]

Flash Was ALWAYS Bad - Let's Try Wonderland Cosa Nostra [Free-to-Play Fridays]

"Let's make walking 5 feet take take 15 years," said the bad game designer.

"Let's make walking 5 feet take take 15 years," said the bad game designer.

They're cousins in fact

They're cousins in fact

I thought they were friendly.

I thought they were friendly.

Fish Bulb - Let's Play Bulb Boy, Part 4

Fish Bulb - Let's Play Bulb Boy, Part 4

I hate it when the person in the box doesn't listen to me.

I hate it when the person in the box doesn't listen to me.

Nobody gets special treatment.

Nobody gets special treatment.

This place is where all the weeping goes on. It's highly concentrated in the one location.

This place is where all the weeping goes on. It's highly concentrated in the one location.

Cultin' it Up - Let's Play Shardlight Part 14 (Mystery Mondays)

Cultin' it Up - Let's Play Shardlight Part 14 (Mystery Mondays)

No offense intended.

No offense intended.

A job is a job

A job is a job

Feel free to sing along as I'm sure you know how this one goes.

Feel free to sing along as I'm sure you know how this one goes.

Where One Goes to Flop - Let's Play Anachronox Part 2 [JRPG Time]

Where One Goes to Flop - Let's Play Anachronox Part 2 [JRPG Time]

Aimless clicking is not a puzzle.

Aimless clicking is not a puzzle.

The White Door Was Better - Let's Play Cube Escape: Paradox Part 2 [Free-to-Play Fridays]

The White Door Was Better - Let's Play Cube Escape: Paradox Part 2 [Free-to-Play Fridays]

Some forms of confusion don't lend themselves well to fear.

Some forms of confusion don't lend themselves well to fear.

You don't want your "scary" monsters to be a minor annoyance.

You don't want your "scary" monsters to be a minor annoyance.

The Poop Episode - Let's Play Bulb Boy, Part 3 ['Orror October]

The Poop Episode - Let's Play Bulb Boy, Part 3 ['Orror October]

Talk is cheap. Crossbow bolts, well I've mostly been getting them for free.

Talk is cheap. Crossbow bolts, well I've mostly been getting them for free.

It's right there in the name.

It's right there in the name.

It's a little late for an early intervention

It's a little late for an early intervention

Back Where it All Started - Let's Play Shardlight Part 13 (Mystery Mondays)

Back Where it All Started - Let's Play Shardlight Part 13 (Mystery Mondays)

This Area is Well-Established

This Area is Well-Established

Boots the Beaten

Boots the Beaten

Boots the Bludger

Boots the Bludger

Boots the Broken - Let's Play Anachronox Part 1 [JRPG Time]

Boots the Broken - Let's Play Anachronox Part 1 [JRPG Time]

An update on my temperature situation

An update on my temperature situation

Who Took the Photo and Why? - Let's Play Cube Escape: Paradox Part 1 [Free-to-Play Fridays]

Who Took the Photo and Why? - Let's Play Cube Escape: Paradox Part 1 [Free-to-Play Fridays]

It's the only place I feel safe

It's the only place I feel safe

Now what are we supposed to eat?

Now what are we supposed to eat?

The fewer questions I have to answer the better.

The fewer questions I have to answer the better.

Memories of Past Turkeys - Let's Play Bulb Boy, Part 2 ['Orror October]

Memories of Past Turkeys - Let's Play Bulb Boy, Part 2 ['Orror October]

I wouldn't exactly call it an escape.

I wouldn't exactly call it an escape.

Honestly don't know how she's survived this long with this attitude.

Honestly don't know how she's survived this long with this attitude.

Whatever I think left-click means, Amy is sure to have a worse idea to say no to.

Whatever I think left-click means, Amy is sure to have a worse idea to say no to.

Amy is Too Squeamish for This - Let's Play Shardlight Part 12 (Mystery Mondays)

Amy is Too Squeamish for This - Let's Play Shardlight Part 12 (Mystery Mondays)

It's not just a formality.

It's not just a formality.

You must be this tall to wander.

You must be this tall to wander.

This is me showing interest.

This is me showing interest.

Grind Happy - Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth1 Part 3 [JRPG Time]

Grind Happy - Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth1 Part 3 [JRPG Time]

Somebody made this. This came out of a person. And they thought it was worth releasing.

Somebody made this. This came out of a person. And they thought it was worth releasing.

It Costs Money to Put A Game on Steam - Let's Try Granny Kick Neighbor [Free-to-Play Fridays]

It Costs Money to Put A Game on Steam - Let's Try Granny Kick Neighbor [Free-to-Play Fridays]

This is what happens to lazy spiders.

This is what happens to lazy spiders.

At what point are things too weird to be scary?

At what point are things too weird to be scary?

This game puts me in an alliterative mood

This game puts me in an alliterative mood

A Boy and his Bulb - Let's Play Bulb Boy, Part 1 ['Orror October]

A Boy and his Bulb - Let's Play Bulb Boy, Part 1 ['Orror October]

Amy's not big on accepting responsibility

Amy's not big on accepting responsibility

You shouldn't have to specially instruct your firing squad not to play with their food.

You shouldn't have to specially instruct your firing squad not to play with their food.

Where do you think we are?

Where do you think we are?

I Have Been Double-Crossed! - Let's Play Shardlight Part 11 (Mystery Mondays)

I Have Been Double-Crossed! - Let's Play Shardlight Part 11 (Mystery Mondays)

I've Been Bamboozled!

I've Been Bamboozled!

Anyone who's made it this far without refunding the game is surely well familiar with honorifics.

Anyone who's made it this far without refunding the game is surely well familiar with honorifics.

It's the kind of dialogue that defies attention.

It's the kind of dialogue that defies attention.

If What? - Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth1 Part 2 [JRPG Time]

If What? - Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth1 Part 2 [JRPG Time]

What's really scary is the idea that somebody was proud of this trash.

What's really scary is the idea that somebody was proud of this trash.

Baffling - Let's Try Apartment 09 [Free-to-Play Fridays]

Baffling - Let's Try Apartment 09 [Free-to-Play Fridays]

You Are a Viking Now

You Are a Viking Now

This game in fact goes for $5

This game in fact goes for $5

Strong Start

Strong Start

I Hope It's Not - The Last Hope ['Orror October]

I Hope It's Not - The Last Hope ['Orror October]

What a fun place to work!

What a fun place to work!

The jig is up!

The jig is up!

This library sucks.

This library sucks.

Amy the Super Spy - Let's Play Shardlight Part 10 (Mystery Mondays)

Amy the Super Spy - Let's Play Shardlight Part 10 (Mystery Mondays)

Characters this bad must be intentional. Right?

Characters this bad must be intentional. Right?

'cause I'm not gonna

'cause I'm not gonna

Against my better judgement

Against my better judgement

My Expectations Are Low - Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth1 Part 1 [JRPG Time]

My Expectations Are Low - Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth1 Part 1 [JRPG Time]

Give me the shiny

Give me the shiny

Arbitrary Protocol - 道筋|Journey [Free-to-Play Fridays]

Arbitrary Protocol - 道筋|Journey [Free-to-Play Fridays]

The most frightening button of them all

The most frightening button of them all

They're gonna start owing As soon.

They're gonna start owing As soon.

It's not past my bedtime but it's pushing it.

It's not past my bedtime but it's pushing it.

Drawer Opening Simulator - Let's Try Layers of Fear ['Orror October]

Drawer Opening Simulator - Let's Try Layers of Fear ['Orror October]

You'll blend right in

You'll blend right in

For how prevalent this word is in the script, you'd think someone might have looked it up.

For how prevalent this word is in the script, you'd think someone might have looked it up.

The Old-Fashioned Way

The Old-Fashioned Way

The Doctor, The Butler, and The Brittle Old Man - Let's Play Shardlight Part 9 (Mystery Mondays)

The Doctor, The Butler, and The Brittle Old Man - Let's Play Shardlight Part 9 (Mystery Mondays)

I planned poorly.

I planned poorly.

I certainly didn't invite him.

I certainly didn't invite him.

Bet you weren't expecting that.

Bet you weren't expecting that.

Spoilers: Everybody Lives - LiEat: The Lie-Eating Dragon & The Gold Thief Part 2 [JRPG Time]

Spoilers: Everybody Lives - LiEat: The Lie-Eating Dragon & The Gold Thief Part 2 [JRPG Time]

Walking in and out of the same door over and over isn't gameplay.

Walking in and out of the same door over and over isn't gameplay.

Well "Rain World" Was Already Taken - Let's Try Rainy Day [Free-to-Play Fridays]

Well "Rain World" Was Already Taken - Let's Try Rainy Day [Free-to-Play Fridays]

Balance?

Balance?

Nobody asked or cares about what you want.

Nobody asked or cares about what you want.

I don't know if cowardly is the right word, but I do know that brave is the wrong word.

I don't know if cowardly is the right word, but I do know that brave is the wrong word.

Damage Sponges on Level 3 - Let's Play Enclave Part 2

Damage Sponges on Level 3 - Let's Play Enclave Part 2

This arguably authoritarian government doesn't send its best and brightest to do their propaganda.

This arguably authoritarian government doesn't send its best and brightest to do their propaganda.

Doing things for no reason is the adventure game protagonist's bread and butter.

Doing things for no reason is the adventure game protagonist's bread and butter.

Why are you still mad? I said "Sorry."

Why are you still mad? I said "Sorry."

The Crier Who Cried - Let's Play Shardlight Part 8 (Mystery Mondays)

The Crier Who Cried - Let's Play Shardlight Part 8 (Mystery Mondays)

That font though

That font though

Seems easy to forge

Seems easy to forge

I wanna see some red letters

I wanna see some red letters

Maids in Gangs - LiEat: The Lie-Eating Dragon & The Gold Thief Part 1 [JRPG Time]

Maids in Gangs - LiEat: The Lie-Eating Dragon & The Gold Thief Part 1 [JRPG Time]

Was "Must have items that disappear after a few seconds" on your grading rubric or something?

Was "Must have items that disappear after a few seconds" on your grading rubric or something?

I Still Don't Like Tower Defense - Let's Try HexenHold [Free-to-Play Fridays]

I Still Don't Like Tower Defense - Let's Try HexenHold [Free-to-Play Fridays]

We gotta do the full 360 so you know who you are.

We gotta do the full 360 so you know who you are.

There was an attempt at teamwork.

There was an attempt at teamwork.

Save The History Lessons Until I Have a Reason to Care

Save The History Lessons Until I Have a Reason to Care

Some of That Early 2000s Hack-and-Slash - Let's Play Enclave Part 1

Some of That Early 2000s Hack-and-Slash - Let's Play Enclave Part 1

Takes one to know one.

Takes one to know one.

I don't see a possible future where this look comes back.

I don't see a possible future where this look comes back.

I promise I won't touch anything unless I'm stealing it or I feel like touching it for some reason.

I promise I won't touch anything unless I'm stealing it or I feel like touching it for some reason.

Spy Games - Let's Play Shardlight Part 7 (Mystery Mondays)

Spy Games - Let's Play Shardlight Part 7 (Mystery Mondays)

I don't even know if currency has any purpose in this game.

I don't even know if currency has any purpose in this game.

A world where you can't jump to conclusions about who is or is not a dragons

A world where you can't jump to conclusions about who is or is not a dragons

They should have written "alive" so it was more clear.

They should have written "alive" so it was more clear.

Sordid Affairs - LiEat: The Lie-Eating Dragon & The Azure Dreameater Part 2 [JRPG Time]

Sordid Affairs - LiEat: The Lie-Eating Dragon & The Azure Dreameater Part 2 [JRPG Time]

"Good for its time" is cope.

"Good for its time" is cope.

Aesthetic Over All Else - Let's Try Bleeding Roots [Free-to-Play Fridays]

Aesthetic Over All Else - Let's Try Bleeding Roots [Free-to-Play Fridays]

A Game Should Tell a Complete Story

A Game Should Tell a Complete Story

The devs of this game don't respect you.

The devs of this game don't respect you.

This still isn't tank controls.

This still isn't tank controls.

I Have Learned of How Pointless This Entire Series Is - Let's Play Shenmue Part 10

I Have Learned of How Pointless This Entire Series Is - Let's Play Shenmue Part 10

You can thank me with material and reputational rewards.

You can thank me with material and reputational rewards.

Beggars can't be choosers

Beggars can't be choosers

And stop trying to show off to the child. It's pathetic.

And stop trying to show off to the child. It's pathetic.

This Stuff Grows Everywhere - Let's Play Shardlight Part 6 (Mystery Mondays)

This Stuff Grows Everywhere - Let's Play Shardlight Part 6 (Mystery Mondays)

I'd be more worried if it had life-filled eyes.

I'd be more worried if it had life-filled eyes.

I have now decided that this is the case.

I have now decided that this is the case.

I for one am glad we don't have dog people in our universe.

I for one am glad we don't have dog people in our universe.

Are Dragons People? - LiEat: The Lie-Eating Dragon & The Azure Dreameater Part 1 [JRPG Time]

Are Dragons People? - LiEat: The Lie-Eating Dragon & The Azure Dreameater Part 1 [JRPG Time]

Slip of the Gun

Slip of the Gun

Everything About This Game is Spaghetti - Let's Try The New Sheriff [Free-to-Play Fridays]

Everything About This Game is Spaghetti - Let's Try The New Sheriff [Free-to-Play Fridays]

These streets are a maze.

These streets are a maze.

It's not dirty.

It's not dirty.

"Old People"

"Old People"

This Game Would Be Better if it Just Had Tank Controls - Let's Play Shenmue Part 9

This Game Would Be Better if it Just Had Tank Controls - Let's Play Shenmue Part 9

That's the whole point.

That's the whole point.

We have become heat-resistant in this future.

We have become heat-resistant in this future.

Get over it already.

Get over it already.

Lightin' Fires - Let's Play Shardlight Part 5 (Mystery Mondays)

Lightin' Fires - Let's Play Shardlight Part 5 (Mystery Mondays)

It turns out people lie just as much even when lies turn into monsters.

It turns out people lie just as much even when lies turn into monsters.

One of Many

One of Many

In Case You Couldn't Tell

In Case You Couldn't Tell

The Anemic Vampire - LiEat: The Lie-Eating Dragon & The Vermillion Vampire Part 2 [JRPG Time]

The Anemic Vampire - LiEat: The Lie-Eating Dragon & The Vermillion Vampire Part 2 [JRPG Time]

Enough with the 4:3 ratios and the 30 FPS caps and the stupid retro filters.

Enough with the 4:3 ratios and the 30 FPS caps and the stupid retro filters.

You Can Be Low-Poly Without Being Nostalgia Bait - Go! Go! Hamster Chef! [Free-to-Play Fridays]

You Can Be Low-Poly Without Being Nostalgia Bait - Go! Go! Hamster Chef! [Free-to-Play Fridays]

I need a victim that's not gonna cramp my style.

I need a victim that's not gonna cramp my style.

As is my wont to do.

As is my wont to do.

This is why I hate talking to the elderly.

This is why I hate talking to the elderly.

Overbooked - Let's Play Shenmue Part 8

Overbooked - Let's Play Shenmue Part 8

I'm not here 'cause I wanna be.

I'm not here 'cause I wanna be.

If you need crosses I gotcha covered.

If you need crosses I gotcha covered.

I don't know where all these rules come from but they exist I swear.

I don't know where all these rules come from but they exist I swear.

You have to Have Loyalties to Lie Them Anywhere - Let's Play Shardlight Part 4 (Mystery Mondays)

You have to Have Loyalties to Lie Them Anywhere - Let's Play Shardlight Part 4 (Mystery Mondays)

This is the game's way of telling us our protagonists can't read.

This is the game's way of telling us our protagonists can't read.

What's Done is Done

What's Done is Done

You can't go animating CGs with no warning like that. You'll give me a heart attack.

You can't go animating CGs with no warning like that. You'll give me a heart attack.

Who's Eating What? - LiEat: The Lie-Eating Dragon & The Vermillion Vampire Part 1 [JRPG Time]

Who's Eating What? - LiEat: The Lie-Eating Dragon & The Vermillion Vampire Part 1 [JRPG Time]

Ah yes, gameplay.

Ah yes, gameplay.

It Said "Point-and-Click" But It's Just Click - Let's Try Yan Yue Dao Kill [Free-to-Play Fridays]

It Said "Point-and-Click" But It's Just Click - Let's Try Yan Yue Dao Kill [Free-to-Play Fridays]

If you're going to beg at least have the courage to beg openly.

If you're going to beg at least have the courage to beg openly.

I thought everybody knew this already.

I thought everybody knew this already.

This guy got a literature PhD before starting a tattoo parlor in an apartment.

This guy got a literature PhD before starting a tattoo parlor in an apartment.

The Waiting Game - Let's Play Shenmue Part 7

The Waiting Game - Let's Play Shenmue Part 7

All this trauma dumping is going to catch up to you at some point Amy

All this trauma dumping is going to catch up to you at some point Amy

I have all this gasoline but it's fine as long as nobody brings any sparks.

I have all this gasoline but it's fine as long as nobody brings any sparks.

You're scaring the elderly.

You're scaring the elderly.

Open Book - Let's Play Shardlight Part 3 (Mystery Mondays)

Open Book - Let's Play Shardlight Part 3 (Mystery Mondays)

It doesn't even have the nostalgia excuse like a lot of bad games people defend.

It doesn't even have the nostalgia excuse like a lot of bad games people defend.

It's like if generic loading screen tips were just on your screen all the time.

It's like if generic loading screen tips were just on your screen all the time.

If they didn't wanna be made fun of they should have still been alive.

If they didn't wanna be made fun of they should have still been alive.

This is a Bad Game - Scarlet Nexus Part 30 [JRPG Time]

This is a Bad Game - Scarlet Nexus Part 30 [JRPG Time]

How embarrassing for you

How embarrassing for you

Is This Game Okay? - Let's Try A Good Cat and the Graduate Life [Free-to-Play Fridays]

Is This Game Okay? - Let's Try A Good Cat and the Graduate Life [Free-to-Play Fridays]

I have yet to master walking though

I have yet to master walking though

I don't know who to believe.

I don't know who to believe.