Канал: Girl Business

Autistic kids when the restaurant got chicken nuggets and fries

Autistic kids when the restaurant got chicken nuggets and fries

Little red riding hood after grandma explained what the wolf had to offer

Little red riding hood after grandma explained what the wolf had to offer

Lil kids after putting grape juice in a shot glass

Lil kids after putting grape juice in a shot glass

Me omw to do all the chores so my stepdad can call me a good girl 😫💦

Me omw to do all the chores so my stepdad can call me a good girl 😫💦

Dylan mulvaney after sticking a tampon up her azz

Dylan mulvaney after sticking a tampon up her azz

When you’ve been douching for 2 hrs straight and the water finally come out clear

When you’ve been douching for 2 hrs straight and the water finally come out clear

Gay firefighters while a racist homophobic old hag house burnin down

Gay firefighters while a racist homophobic old hag house burnin down

Nicki Minaj after putting chopsticks in her hair for chun-li

Nicki Minaj after putting chopsticks in her hair for chun-li

Babies on their way to suck their mommas tties dry in public

Babies on their way to suck their mommas tties dry in public

Gigi hadid after sneaking in the pantry to eat something that ain’t almonds

Gigi hadid after sneaking in the pantry to eat something that ain’t almonds

Lizzo

Lizzo

Teachers bending down for a pencil :

Teachers bending down for a pencil :

My man’s pubes in between my braces while my dentist checking my cavities

My man’s pubes in between my braces while my dentist checking my cavities

God after killing a mom from cancer just to test her kids faith

God after killing a mom from cancer just to test her kids faith

When you trynna go on p0rnhub but the internet bill lady trynna get a hold of you

When you trynna go on p0rnhub but the internet bill lady trynna get a hold of you

Kamala Harris getting her silk press before fcking biden

Kamala Harris getting her silk press before fcking biden

Kris Jenner when Bruce came out as a trannee

Kris Jenner when Bruce came out as a trannee

illegal immigrant twinks after plannin to fvck with an Army man

illegal immigrant twinks after plannin to fvck with an Army man

The pink m&m under my bed watching me stick a broomstick in my azz

The pink m&m under my bed watching me stick a broomstick in my azz

Selena and Justin talking sht about hailey while she eating her daily almond

Selena and Justin talking sht about hailey while she eating her daily almond

Big azz dogs when they see a hot male chihuahua

Big azz dogs when they see a hot male chihuahua

The 7 dwarfs when Snow White was looking at their big dwarf prints 🍆

The 7 dwarfs when Snow White was looking at their big dwarf prints 🍆

Me in my elementary class planning my next hookup with the 23 yrd old I found on kik 😜

Me in my elementary class planning my next hookup with the 23 yrd old I found on kik 😜

Gays running away from the cops after recording Beyoncé in Dubai

Gays running away from the cops after recording Beyoncé in Dubai

Kanye disguised as Mrs. doubtfire to see Kim at Walmart

Kanye disguised as Mrs. doubtfire to see Kim at Walmart

God when Satan called him gay for going blonde 👱‍♀️

God when Satan called him gay for going blonde 👱‍♀️

The roach in my food watching me eat

The roach in my food watching me eat

“Somebody” when Whitney Houston ask to dance

“Somebody” when Whitney Houston ask to dance

Obama talking to himself after becoming president

Obama talking to himself after becoming president

Hairless cats if they talked

Hairless cats if they talked

Cinderella when the prince moves on to another btch cause she left at 12

Cinderella when the prince moves on to another btch cause she left at 12

When u run outta toilet paper

When u run outta toilet paper

Guests at a wedding when a pregnant woman says “I object”

Guests at a wedding when a pregnant woman says “I object”

Dawgs after listening to Kevin gates

Dawgs after listening to Kevin gates

Shaggy when Scooby-Doo ate his left overs

Shaggy when Scooby-Doo ate his left overs

Me on the way to the sneaky link without my car cause I don’t wanna make noise

Me on the way to the sneaky link without my car cause I don’t wanna make noise

Nikita dragun in prison:

Nikita dragun in prison:

Me in the Amazon rainforest trynna seduce an anaconda to slide in me

Me in the Amazon rainforest trynna seduce an anaconda to slide in me

Fiona when shrek was trynna rescue her out the tower

Fiona when shrek was trynna rescue her out the tower

Virgin twinks after seeing the monster cokk they bout to take

Virgin twinks after seeing the monster cokk they bout to take

My hot pocket in the microwave:

My hot pocket in the microwave:

When u left poop on the toilet seat and ur dad goes in before u clean it

When u left poop on the toilet seat and ur dad goes in before u clean it

Oopsie i had a poopsie

Oopsie i had a poopsie

Me in the back of the class watching the quiet boy that smells like wet dog pull out a gvn

Me in the back of the class watching the quiet boy that smells like wet dog pull out a gvn

Corn in the seafood boil when it’s time to get ate

Corn in the seafood boil when it’s time to get ate

Introverts flirting

Introverts flirting

Mariah Carey waiting to have a quickie with Santa at his workshop

Mariah Carey waiting to have a quickie with Santa at his workshop

Me eating In front of my stepdad when moms not home 😏

Me eating In front of my stepdad when moms not home 😏

Me going to work like a dude didn’t just eat skittles out my azz in the parking out

Me going to work like a dude didn’t just eat skittles out my azz in the parking out

Mrs puff when SpongeBob is taking his drivers test

Mrs puff when SpongeBob is taking his drivers test

When bae ask to see your outfit on ft

When bae ask to see your outfit on ft

Megan the stallion after letting her man get on top

Megan the stallion after letting her man get on top

Mrs.Claus when Santa hitting it from the back

Mrs.Claus when Santa hitting it from the back

Diabetics after dying because someone said sweet dreams 🤭✨

Diabetics after dying because someone said sweet dreams 🤭✨

When you think of someone but remember that means they thought of you first

When you think of someone but remember that means they thought of you first

Lactose intolerant btches after swallow nut 💦

Lactose intolerant btches after swallow nut 💦

Rapulzel when big daddy Flynn wanna cut her hair off

Rapulzel when big daddy Flynn wanna cut her hair off

babies after getting to suck on tit!es more than the baby daddy

babies after getting to suck on tit!es more than the baby daddy

outta the doctor after saying I’m not sexually actively knowing I ride it like a stallion

outta the doctor after saying I’m not sexually actively knowing I ride it like a stallion

Me after leaving Monopoly money for the waitress tip 💓

Me after leaving Monopoly money for the waitress tip 💓

Lesbians worried bout getting pregnant after not using a cond0m on a strap

Lesbians worried bout getting pregnant after not using a cond0m on a strap

Jehovah after realizing he eating fruit pie that eve maid

Jehovah after realizing he eating fruit pie that eve maid

Dinosaurs warning each other after the sky start to turn red

Dinosaurs warning each other after the sky start to turn red

SpongeBob cosplaying as his house when it’s dress up time with Patrick

SpongeBob cosplaying as his house when it’s dress up time with Patrick

Folks when 81st deli run outta chicken salads

Folks when 81st deli run outta chicken salads

Chucky after Tiffany bring him back from the dead for the 665th time

Chucky after Tiffany bring him back from the dead for the 665th time

Twinks after the DL asks to get topped

Twinks after the DL asks to get topped

When u go clubbing with the vibrator still in on the highest mode

When u go clubbing with the vibrator still in on the highest mode

The 3 lil pigs when they saw the wolf coming

The 3 lil pigs when they saw the wolf coming

Mexican parents at church after murder!ng their kids for burning beans

Mexican parents at church after murder!ng their kids for burning beans

Jamie lee Curtis after putting Michael’s knife up her azz to stop him from killing folks

Jamie lee Curtis after putting Michael’s knife up her azz to stop him from killing folks

The police after Jeffrey dahmer said he gay

The police after Jeffrey dahmer said he gay

Jeffrey showing that one dude his dance moves

Jeffrey showing that one dude his dance moves

Dream when he gets mistaken for Shane Dawson in public 🤭 #dream #dreamfacereveal

Dream when he gets mistaken for Shane Dawson in public 🤭 #dream #dreamfacereveal

The little mermaid when Ursula takes her red locs and replaces them with a synthetic weave

The little mermaid when Ursula takes her red locs and replaces them with a synthetic weave

King Charles when Camila calls him prince instead of king

King Charles when Camila calls him prince instead of king

Lana when her bf leaves bc she’s no longer young and beautiful 👵🏻

Lana when her bf leaves bc she’s no longer young and beautiful 👵🏻

Popeye when you ask what his favorite food is

Popeye when you ask what his favorite food is

UPS drivers after delivering a 16 inch dilldoe at their neighbor house🍆

UPS drivers after delivering a 16 inch dilldoe at their neighbor house🍆

Stuart little 🐀 when he gets adopted but the orphan kids don’t 💅🏼

Stuart little 🐀 when he gets adopted but the orphan kids don’t 💅🏼

Beyonce when beytwice walk in

Beyonce when beytwice walk in

Women after letting a small dookie out 💩 while giving birth #kilkingtwobirdswithonestone

Women after letting a small dookie out 💩 while giving birth #kilkingtwobirdswithonestone

Prince Charming when he hears Fiona’s poosey croak back at him

Prince Charming when he hears Fiona’s poosey croak back at him

Shakira when asked if she’s in jail because her hips lied

Shakira when asked if she’s in jail because her hips lied

Kids in st.Jude when you don’t round up 13 cents for them at the Walmart checkout

Kids in st.Jude when you don’t round up 13 cents for them at the Walmart checkout

Peppa pig after turning her dad into bacon bc he wouldn’t let her play in the mud puddles

Peppa pig after turning her dad into bacon bc he wouldn’t let her play in the mud puddles

Pink sauce lady after the FDA arrest her

Pink sauce lady after the FDA arrest her

Ants after carrying something 5,000 times the weight of their body

Ants after carrying something 5,000 times the weight of their body

911 plane pilot when asked where they landing

911 plane pilot when asked where they landing

Pinocchio after making Geppetto take his nose like a good real boy 😩

Pinocchio after making Geppetto take his nose like a good real boy 😩

The dog from secret life of pets when the owner is out on a Grindr hookup

The dog from secret life of pets when the owner is out on a Grindr hookup

Johnny depp s3ducing amber heard to drop the lawsuit

Johnny depp s3ducing amber heard to drop the lawsuit

Japanese after successfully b💣mbing Pearl Harbor

Japanese after successfully b💣mbing Pearl Harbor

The apple after explaining to Isaac newton how gravity works for the 2718th time 🍎

The apple after explaining to Isaac newton how gravity works for the 2718th time 🍎

Bees after ⓒumming on a flower 🌸🐝

Bees after ⓒumming on a flower 🌸🐝

Elsa using olafs carrot nose for fun after he melts 🧊 🥕

Elsa using olafs carrot nose for fun after he melts 🧊 🥕

Michael Jackson showing us his moves

Michael Jackson showing us his moves

Broke kids after failing to make slime out of toothpaste and water

Broke kids after failing to make slime out of toothpaste and water

Remy from ratatouille after pulling linguini’s ball sack to make a dish

Remy from ratatouille after pulling linguini’s ball sack to make a dish

Kids after successfully burning their house down bc they put a fork in the microwave

Kids after successfully burning their house down bc they put a fork in the microwave

Turkeys 🦃 in thanksgiving when the family decides to have chicken instead

Turkeys 🦃 in thanksgiving when the family decides to have chicken instead

When the streets call you back in the middle of ya baptism

When the streets call you back in the middle of ya baptism

Priests explaining where they live after having fun with the church kids

Priests explaining where they live after having fun with the church kids

Boots when Dora cuts her bob too short 💁🏻‍♀️

Boots when Dora cuts her bob too short 💁🏻‍♀️

The snake pushing eve to bite the fruit 🍎

The snake pushing eve to bite the fruit 🍎

Homeless folks after eating the baby back ribs at the ab0rtion center

Homeless folks after eating the baby back ribs at the ab0rtion center

The earth 🌎 when it’s earth day

The earth 🌎 when it’s earth day

Gloria on her way to ride melman #madagascar

Gloria on her way to ride melman #madagascar

Barbie after taking ken’s silicone morning wood

Barbie after taking ken’s silicone morning wood

New inmates after dropping the soap during shower time 🧼 😉

New inmates after dropping the soap during shower time 🧼 😉

Shrek when Fiona wanted to go to the land of far far away

Shrek when Fiona wanted to go to the land of far far away

Rapunzel after riding Flynn Rider😋

Rapunzel after riding Flynn Rider😋

White women when the DNA test says they’re 2% African

White women when the DNA test says they’re 2% African

Lesbians after using tape and a cucumber to have fun in bed 🥺

Lesbians after using tape and a cucumber to have fun in bed 🥺

Children when a hobo asks for money or food 🥺

Children when a hobo asks for money or food 🥺

The fairy godmother when Cinderella asked for another dress 👗

The fairy godmother when Cinderella asked for another dress 👗

Mona Lisa gossiping with da Vinci while being painted

Mona Lisa gossiping with da Vinci while being painted

The grinch after stealing Christmas

The grinch after stealing Christmas

Thing 1 and thing 2 after having green eggs and ham 🥚🍀

Thing 1 and thing 2 after having green eggs and ham 🥚🍀

Kids after finding a dollar inside an Easter egg 🥚

Kids after finding a dollar inside an Easter egg 🥚

Jesus Facebook followers when he posted about his resurrection on the 3rd day

Jesus Facebook followers when he posted about his resurrection on the 3rd day

Kids at Sam’s club after getting free samples

Kids at Sam’s club after getting free samples

White people when a poc enters Cracker Barrel 👨🏻‍🦳

White people when a poc enters Cracker Barrel 👨🏻‍🦳

Geppeto when Pinocho cuts his nose off to use it as a toy 🥰🍆

Geppeto when Pinocho cuts his nose off to use it as a toy 🥰🍆

Ursula after taking Ariel’s wig

Ursula after taking Ariel’s wig

Chris rock after tasting will smith’s fist

Chris rock after tasting will smith’s fist

Moms reading theirs kids kik messages after taking their phone

Moms reading theirs kids kik messages after taking their phone

Me when my dad comes back with the milk 😘😋

Me when my dad comes back with the milk 😘😋

Doctors after unplugging the patient and not their iPhone

Doctors after unplugging the patient and not their iPhone

Dinosaurs when they saw the meteor in the sky ☄️

Dinosaurs when they saw the meteor in the sky ☄️

The apostles enjoying the last supper at Jesus house 🥖

The apostles enjoying the last supper at Jesus house 🥖

Children of cornstars when it’s take your child to work day 😩💦

Children of cornstars when it’s take your child to work day 😩💦

Tops when a bottom refuses to do the dirty 🥰

Tops when a bottom refuses to do the dirty 🥰

1.3gpa high schoolers checking to see if they made it into Harvard

1.3gpa high schoolers checking to see if they made it into Harvard

Mannequins at 6am clocking in at the flea market

Mannequins at 6am clocking in at the flea market

Christopher Columbus when someone tells him he didn’t discover the new world 🌍

Christopher Columbus when someone tells him he didn’t discover the new world 🌍

The thanksgiving turkey when the oven starts to heat up 🍗🔥

The thanksgiving turkey when the oven starts to heat up 🍗🔥

Moses when he’s spreading something that isn’t the ocean 🌊

Moses when he’s spreading something that isn’t the ocean 🌊

Tornados 🌪 after destroying an entire city

Tornados 🌪 after destroying an entire city

The demons under the bed when the bed starts to rock back and forth 🍆🍑

The demons under the bed when the bed starts to rock back and forth 🍆🍑

Olaf when Anna was dying of a cold

Olaf when Anna was dying of a cold

Gas station owners after getting head for free gas ⛽️

Gas station owners after getting head for free gas ⛽️

Rose giving jack a show right when they hit the iceberg 🧊

Rose giving jack a show right when they hit the iceberg 🧊

Beyoncé when the love isn’t on top

Beyoncé when the love isn’t on top

Lawyers after failing a case and their client gets the electric chair 🪑

Lawyers after failing a case and their client gets the electric chair 🪑

Cashiers when you don’t donate to kids cancer hospitals 👩‍🦲

Cashiers when you don’t donate to kids cancer hospitals 👩‍🦲

Oompa Loompas on their way to trim willie wonka’s ball sacc

Oompa Loompas on their way to trim willie wonka’s ball sacc

Hispanics on their way to Lowe’s

Hispanics on their way to Lowe’s

Candace when phineas and ferb start to build in the backyard

Candace when phineas and ferb start to build in the backyard

Kids when a guy in a white van tells them to get in for ice cream 🍦

Kids when a guy in a white van tells them to get in for ice cream 🍦

Cotton swabs after coming out of the ear 👂🏻 clean

Cotton swabs after coming out of the ear 👂🏻 clean

When your mother calls you a son of a btch

When your mother calls you a son of a btch

Stephanie on her way to sit on sportacus mustache

Stephanie on her way to sit on sportacus mustache

Therapists when their $uacidaI patient sends them a “I can’t do it anymore” text

Therapists when their $uacidaI patient sends them a “I can’t do it anymore” text

Britney Spears when the #freebritney movement started

Britney Spears when the #freebritney movement started

Period blood when it spots white pants

Period blood when it spots white pants

George Washington when others wanted to take his spot on the dollar bill 💵

George Washington when others wanted to take his spot on the dollar bill 💵

Modeling agencies going through applications

Modeling agencies going through applications

Belle on her way to ride the beast’s monster pp

Belle on her way to ride the beast’s monster pp

Ariana grande when she sees an Ariana wanna be 🙄

Ariana grande when she sees an Ariana wanna be 🙄

The rats after wiping out Europe in the Black Plague 🥰🐀

The rats after wiping out Europe in the Black Plague 🥰🐀

Johnny Johnny when he gets caught eating sugar

Johnny Johnny when he gets caught eating sugar

The tortoise after beating the hare in that race

The tortoise after beating the hare in that race

🟧⬛️Pron stars after catching another std

🟧⬛️Pron stars after catching another std

Fiona when the fairy godmother offered to take her to Dr.Miami to fix herself

Fiona when the fairy godmother offered to take her to Dr.Miami to fix herself

SpongeBob after Squidward hit it from behind 🟨🥒

SpongeBob after Squidward hit it from behind 🟨🥒

Overweight gym teachers when the jock stretches to reveal a happy trail

Overweight gym teachers when the jock stretches to reveal a happy trail

Dolly Parton on her way to work a 9 to 5

Dolly Parton on her way to work a 9 to 5

Victorian people after downloading bethovens latest single

Victorian people after downloading bethovens latest single

Wanda telling cosmo what she saw when Timmy brought a girl over

Wanda telling cosmo what she saw when Timmy brought a girl over

The piggies when the big bad wolf starts to huff and puff

The piggies when the big bad wolf starts to huff and puff

Tinkerbell spraying pixie dust to the fairies that can’t fly 🧚‍♀️ ✨

Tinkerbell spraying pixie dust to the fairies that can’t fly 🧚‍♀️ ✨

Kids when it’s time to talk to their uncle that lives across the country

Kids when it’s time to talk to their uncle that lives across the country

ijustine when you tell her what phones your family has

ijustine when you tell her what phones your family has

Tom and jerry after a long day of pretending to hate each other ♥️

Tom and jerry after a long day of pretending to hate each other ♥️

Drake after Nicki rejected his azz

Drake after Nicki rejected his azz

When your male teacher denied a blowie for a grade boost 🙄

When your male teacher denied a blowie for a grade boost 🙄

Mr incredible after tucking his pp to put on the suit

Mr incredible after tucking his pp to put on the suit

Eve after the snake 🐍 told her to eat the fruit from the tree of knowledge

Eve after the snake 🐍 told her to eat the fruit from the tree of knowledge

Grandma telling little red riding hood what the wolf does to her ;)

Grandma telling little red riding hood what the wolf does to her ;)

Kim kardashian driving to my house to deliver my giveaway price ✨

Kim kardashian driving to my house to deliver my giveaway price ✨

Ms.frizzle when Arnold didn’t want to get on the bus

Ms.frizzle when Arnold didn’t want to get on the bus

Dora when swiper 🦊 wanted to get in her pants

Dora when swiper 🦊 wanted to get in her pants

iPhone apps when you press on them

iPhone apps when you press on them

White people in the 50s when anyone darker than paper was near

White people in the 50s when anyone darker than paper was near

Cows seducing their owner when it’s slaught3r time

Cows seducing their owner when it’s slaught3r time

Doctors after reviving a patient and they start thanking god

Doctors after reviving a patient and they start thanking god

Mary after realizing Jesus became a local celebrity 🤪

Mary after realizing Jesus became a local celebrity 🤪

Nicki Minaj when the pp isn’t the size of an anaconda 😔 🐍

Nicki Minaj when the pp isn’t the size of an anaconda 😔 🐍

Kim trying to break in while Jeffree and Kanye have a quickie

Kim trying to break in while Jeffree and Kanye have a quickie

Ted bundy hopping on a new car when his yellow beetle is on the news

Ted bundy hopping on a new car when his yellow beetle is on the news

Hispanics after eating tamales 🫔 for every holiday

Hispanics after eating tamales 🫔 for every holiday

La llorona advertising her next meet and greet with the kids

La llorona advertising her next meet and greet with the kids

Dolly Parton when Jolene took her man

Dolly Parton when Jolene took her man

Goldilocks doordashing porridge to her address using the bear’s computer

Goldilocks doordashing porridge to her address using the bear’s computer

Undercover witches when an innocent gets b*rned alive

Undercover witches when an innocent gets b*rned alive

Caillou’s mom when she got the cancer bill in the mail

Caillou’s mom when she got the cancer bill in the mail

Blind people after grabbing the car instead of the electric wheelchair

Blind people after grabbing the car instead of the electric wheelchair

The 0.1% of bacteria after surviving hand sanitizer

The 0.1% of bacteria after surviving hand sanitizer

Marlin living his best life 🍣after Nemo ran away

Marlin living his best life 🍣after Nemo ran away