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Earth rise

Earth rise

What the hell's going on?

What the hell's going on?

Sorry (in red tights)

Sorry (in red tights)

Klingon Chef Singing

Klingon Chef Singing

If we are to engage in mating, it would be easier if you disrobed

If we are to engage in mating, it would be easier if you disrobed

Captains' New Chair

Captains' New Chair

The Last Battle

The Last Battle

A truly unique tale!

A truly unique tale!

Starfleet uniforms are designed for comfort in even the most extreme environments

Starfleet uniforms are designed for comfort in even the most extreme environments

Mister Worf, do you know Gilbert and Sullivan?

Mister Worf, do you know Gilbert and Sullivan?

8 years, 7 months, 16 days, 4 minutes, 22...

8 years, 7 months, 16 days, 4 minutes, 22...

My Darling Clementine, third verse, second measure

My Darling Clementine, third verse, second measure

Nyota Uhura singing "Кeep us connected"

Nyota Uhura singing "Кeep us connected"

I have killed my captain and my friend

I have killed my captain and my friend

What happened was between me and Seven of Nine, not you

What happened was between me and Seven of Nine, not you

Neelix, do we have any coffee left?

Neelix, do we have any coffee left?

Say Hi to Mae Jemison, genuine astronaut in Star Trek

Say Hi to Mae Jemison, genuine astronaut in Star Trek

Thrusters ahead, Mr Sulu Take us out

Thrusters ahead, Mr Sulu Take us out

The most spectacular Star Trek scene ever

The most spectacular Star Trek scene ever

Q the hell are you?

Q the hell are you?

When in Rome, Mr Spock

When in Rome, Mr Spock

Pillars of Creation

Pillars of Creation

Real Movement of Sun and Planets: Solar system as vortex

Real Movement of Sun and Planets: Solar system as vortex

What happened when USS Discovery entered Eye of Sauron

What happened when USS Discovery entered Eye of Sauron

Let's talk this out and share our feelings

Let's talk this out and share our feelings

Not so boyish anymore, Doctor

Not so boyish anymore, Doctor

I'm afraid this is a case of cross-cultural misunderstanding

I'm afraid this is a case of cross-cultural misunderstanding

I'm so depressed

I'm so depressed

For the fourth time, my name is James T. Kirk

For the fourth time, my name is James T. Kirk

Shall we die together?

Shall we die together?

I am your master by sacred oath under the standards of the 13th

I am your master by sacred oath under the standards of the 13th

Of Mice and Slugs

Of Mice and Slugs

We wish to hear the Doctor

We wish to hear the Doctor

All right, come to papa

All right, come to papa

Whumpp! Oouuiiiwioouiui! Whumpp!

Whumpp! Oouuiiiwioouiui! Whumpp!

Do I hear a negative vote?

Do I hear a negative vote?

I wish I were on a long sea voyage somewhere

I wish I were on a long sea voyage somewhere

Star Trek salutes Starship SN15

Star Trek salutes Starship SN15

RIP Michael Collins

RIP Michael Collins

60th Anniversary of Yuri Gagarin’s Spaceflight

60th Anniversary of Yuri Gagarin’s Spaceflight

Go Away

Go Away

Take those brains back to the dabo wheel

Take those brains back to the dabo wheel

I've always wanted to see an upper pylon

I've always wanted to see an upper pylon

Advancement is good

Advancement is good

Ambassador Spock from the personal files of Admiral Jean Luc Picard

Ambassador Spock from the personal files of Admiral Jean Luc Picard

You wonderfully jealous fool, you

You wonderfully jealous fool, you

Says a man who jumps a starship through mushroom space

Says a man who jumps a starship through mushroom space

Eternal legion, eternal victorious! (updated, with new sound)

Eternal legion, eternal victorious! (updated, with new sound)

What you call pain, I call foreplay

What you call pain, I call foreplay

O'Brien and I already scanned positive

O'Brien and I already scanned positive

I like a customer who knows what she wants

I like a customer who knows what she wants

Do you smell something strange?

Do you smell something strange?

It's all right, darlings We're in good hands.

It's all right, darlings We're in good hands.

Lack of sexual activity

Lack of sexual activity

Enjoy your laurels, Doctor, I'm not sure I could

Enjoy your laurels, Doctor, I'm not sure I could

Worf. Chief of Security. The big guy who never smiles? The Klingon!

Worf. Chief of Security. The big guy who never smiles? The Klingon!

Pretty single minded bug

Pretty single minded bug

I would like a mustache

I would like a mustache

Acting Captain Will Riker at your service

Acting Captain Will Riker at your service

I'd forgotten until just now how much I loved this

I'd forgotten until just now how much I loved this

Klingons do not pursue relationships

Klingons do not pursue relationships

Engage!

Engage!

Blue skies

Blue skies

The Best is Yet to Come

The Best is Yet to Come

Then, this is the way I want you to remember me

Then, this is the way I want you to remember me

You prefer playing the flute, of course

You prefer playing the flute, of course

You have just gone without for seven years about

You have just gone without for seven years about

It should prove stimulating

It should prove stimulating

Hope you've got room for the unexpected

Hope you've got room for the unexpected

I don't want the game to end

I don't want the game to end

What's a knockout like you doing in a computer-generated gin joint like this?

What's a knockout like you doing in a computer-generated gin joint like this?

America and Germany together in the fight for freedom!

America and Germany together in the fight for freedom!

I would never curse you by making you human

I would never curse you by making you human

So many fun ways to answer that question

So many fun ways to answer that question

Was it something I said?

Was it something I said?

How'd you like that, Riley?

How'd you like that, Riley?

Take care, young ladies, and value your wine

Take care, young ladies, and value your wine

Earth-rise - Ave maris stella

Earth-rise - Ave maris stella

Oh, on the starship Enterprise

Oh, on the starship Enterprise

Anthem of the United Federation of Planets

Anthem of the United Federation of Planets

Star Trek WOW!

Star Trek WOW!

Sir! Get off my ass, sir!

Sir! Get off my ass, sir!

Orange? Really?

Orange? Really?

That is the situation in which we find ourselves, yes

That is the situation in which we find ourselves, yes

Mr Tyler, the chair outranks the badge

Mr Tyler, the chair outranks the badge

The doctor gave me a pill and I grew a new kidney!

The doctor gave me a pill and I grew a new kidney!

Captain, it's no use, we're dead in space

Captain, it's no use, we're dead in space

Did you damage your face, Data?

Did you damage your face, Data?

Tinniat, tinniat tintinnabulum! (Jingle Bells in Latin)

Tinniat, tinniat tintinnabulum! (Jingle Bells in Latin)

Titus Pullo's activities during the International Day for the Elimination of Violence against Women

Titus Pullo's activities during the International Day for the Elimination of Violence against Women

How does that Vulcan salute go?

How does that Vulcan salute go?

Klingons do not allow themselves to be probed

Klingons do not allow themselves to be probed

Milo Manara's The History of Mankind [Star Trek Alternate ending]

Milo Manara's The History of Mankind [Star Trek Alternate ending]

It's time to do a little assimilating of our own [Star Trek meets Star Wars]

It's time to do a little assimilating of our own [Star Trek meets Star Wars]

Make Rome Great Again, eh?

Make Rome Great Again, eh?

Hail Caesar, we who are about to die salute you

Hail Caesar, we who are about to die salute you

Mr. Data, shut up!

Mr. Data, shut up!

I go first!

I go first!

Jean—Luc Picard is back!

Jean—Luc Picard is back!

Did I wake you? Just trimming my toenails...

Did I wake you? Just trimming my toenails...

How did it get out here?

How did it get out here?

Out, out, out! I have a lot to do as well

Out, out, out! I have a lot to do as well

Eternal legion, eternal victorious!

Eternal legion, eternal victorious!

Your body is crying out for mercy

Your body is crying out for mercy

Seven of Nine vs Mitch Buchannon

Seven of Nine vs Mitch Buchannon

Captain Janeway, report to your Ready room

Captain Janeway, report to your Ready room

I had no idea how much it means to just live

I had no idea how much it means to just live

You can worry about the Klingons tomorrow

You can worry about the Klingons tomorrow

Just you, me, and a tuning fork

Just you, me, and a tuning fork

That would be illogical, Miss Chapel

That would be illogical, Miss Chapel

Why am I putting myself through this?

Why am I putting myself through this?

You're going to have to help me with this one

You're going to have to help me with this one

Well, it seems as if we're stuck with each other

Well, it seems as if we're stuck with each other

War, what is it good for, if you ask me - absolutely nothing

War, what is it good for, if you ask me - absolutely nothing

I went into it with my eyes wide open

I went into it with my eyes wide open

Riker 023 : Kolrami 100

Riker 023 : Kolrami 100

They have powerful gods on their side

They have powerful gods on their side

About Tactics, Strategy and Battlefield Formation of Medieval Infantry

About Tactics, Strategy and Battlefield Formation of Medieval Infantry

Piss off, Romans

Piss off, Romans

Just because they smile and eat chicken...

Just because they smile and eat chicken...

Not when she plays the oboe

Not when she plays the oboe

They're more likely to believe in time travel

They're more likely to believe in time travel

But don't forget, this is still your fault

But don't forget, this is still your fault

My, my, my, look at the size of that thing!

My, my, my, look at the size of that thing!

The ears make all the difference

The ears make all the difference

He's a Russkie!

He's a Russkie!

Triumph of Caesar

Triumph of Caesar

Klingons do not procrastinate, it is a tactical delay

Klingons do not procrastinate, it is a tactical delay

Actually, I speak quite a few

Actually, I speak quite a few

A poop question, sir?

A poop question, sir?

If you prick me, do I not leak?

If you prick me, do I not leak?

Their pagan Gods allowed them to rule the world

Their pagan Gods allowed them to rule the world

We cannot theorise without Data, I'am afraid

We cannot theorise without Data, I'am afraid

When in doubt, attack!

When in doubt, attack!

Klingon females do not surrender their (natural given) weapons

Klingon females do not surrender their (natural given) weapons

Oh. Oh. Oh! I love it when you talk dirty

Oh. Oh. Oh! I love it when you talk dirty

Visigoths? Jesus Christ!

Visigoths? Jesus Christ!

T'hy'la is Vulcan word for...

T'hy'la is Vulcan word for...

Devil with the red cross, Al Ghouti

Devil with the red cross, Al Ghouti

Mister Data, are you all right?

Mister Data, are you all right?

Sex! How's that possible? We're not equipped!

Sex! How's that possible? We're not equipped!

Who are you people, and what is that thing in your pants?

Who are you people, and what is that thing in your pants?

Does this bother you? Am I disturbing you?

Does this bother you? Am I disturbing you?

My beard is not an affectation

My beard is not an affectation

Why can't she be more like. . .like a man?

Why can't she be more like. . .like a man?

Human females are so repulsive

Human females are so repulsive

Borg efficiency of Constance Goodheart

Borg efficiency of Constance Goodheart

Please, disrobe (he does, and they begin)

Please, disrobe (he does, and they begin)

ALEA IACTA EST Caesar is in Italy!

ALEA IACTA EST Caesar is in Italy!

Just thinking of sex could be life threatening (if you are a shapeshifter)

Just thinking of sex could be life threatening (if you are a shapeshifter)

Something distinctly bloodthirsty and anti Roman

Something distinctly bloodthirsty and anti Roman

This is Jean-Luc Picard, Captain of the Enterprise

This is Jean-Luc Picard, Captain of the Enterprise

l'm at your disposal, Doctor

l'm at your disposal, Doctor

Gracchus, something more cheerful!

Gracchus, something more cheerful!

I can't believe I kissed you

I can't believe I kissed you

Caesar ante portas!

Caesar ante portas!

Shut up, Wesley!

Shut up, Wesley!

Who is this jerk?

Who is this jerk?

Coffee, black. - Make it yourself!

Coffee, black. - Make it yourself!

We're just friends, Q, nothing more...

We're just friends, Q, nothing more...

His name's Quark!

His name's Quark!

Human-PaH. Ka DiJaQ. [Human creatures. Who would understand them?]

Human-PaH. Ka DiJaQ. [Human creatures. Who would understand them?]

Caesar! Caesar! Caesar!

Caesar! Caesar! Caesar!

Push. Push hard. Dig it in there...Mr. Spock

Push. Push hard. Dig it in there...Mr. Spock

That is how the Klingon lures a mate

That is how the Klingon lures a mate

Then you wish to copulate?

Then you wish to copulate?

Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons

Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons

One more cup and I'll jump to warp

One more cup and I'll jump to warp

Coffee. Black!

Coffee. Black!