My kids are intensely into Christmas as soon as thanksgiving is over #almostchristmas #funny Full Throttle 4,8 тыс. подписчиков Скачать
Sometimes when I try to help, it doesn’t help. #funny #thestupids #dadlife #marriedlife #helping Скачать
How the tv starts to sound without subtitles after 40 #funny #dadlife #subtitles #gettingolder Скачать
Every family has at least one that needs constant attention #parenttip #funny #dadlife #dadjokes Скачать
When people ask for my unfiltered honest opinion #honesty #funny #dadcomedy #work #realtalk #dadlife Скачать
It doesn’t happen often, but when it does we pay dearly #hearmenow #funny #marriedlife #dadlife Скачать
This was totally me today, anyone else? #funny #worklifebalance #dadlife #memes #mentalhealth Скачать
How I imagine my kids will behave as a result of my poor parenting #funny #dadjokes #dadlife #memes Скачать
This is how I expect to feel 3 seconds after walking into work tomorrow #commutingsucks #funny #work Скачать
I like to live dangerously and play against my fate. #noregrets #funny #projectcar #mechaniclife Скачать
It’s not an addiction I could stop I just don’t want to #funny #carguysbelike #projectcar #comedy Скачать
I am not made for this, where is everything why do I get #10000steps in the store #funny #dadlife Скачать
I don’t know who needs to hear this, if you have kids you know it’s true #funny #dadjokes #dadlife Скачать
Can’t just be me right, the people need tough love. #funny #realtalk #dadlife #dadjokes #memes Скачать
When my wife asks if I can stop making fun of everything #funny #dadjokes #marriedlife #dadlife Скачать
How I behave after completing any minor task around the house #hardtalk #dadlife #funny #dadjokes Скачать
Me walking into problems as soon as I get home #funny #dadlife #dadjokes #marriedlife #parenting Скачать
These children are a blessing to the both of us, ha #soblessed #onemorechild #dadlife #dadjokes #fun Скачать
It’s just the greeting of the day, not a conversation starter. #funny #morning #worklifebalance Скачать
These kids are nuclear powered, they never get tired or listen #funny #dadlifestruggles #dadlife Скачать
I can’t help but not care about other peoples problems sometimes. #funny #dadjokes #dadlife #memes Скачать
Taking satisfaction in knowing I’m the reason this happened. #dadlife #funny #dadjokes #dadmoments Скачать
Can’t just be me, fun how kids respond differently to mom and dad #funny #dadlife #dadjokes #memes Скачать
When you show up to work and everything is already a #dumpsterfire #funny #dadjokes #memes #dadlife Скачать
My children will never be spies or ninjas, this is how they try to sneak around #funny #dadlife Скачать
I might have too many project cars, is that a thing? #chasingcars #funny #carguysbelike #projectcar Скачать
These kids are so dramatic everything is level 10 problem #dadlife #funny #dramatic #marriedlife Скачать
Is it just me or are slow drivers a giant inconvenience? #tooslow #funny #carguysbelike #dadlife Скачать
How I like to handle #gentleparenting when my kids start complaining #dadlife #funny #dadjokes Скачать
When you have those subtle marriage conversations #dadlifemoments #funny #dadlife #marriedlife Скачать
How my professionalism comes through when describing my experience #funny #work #dadlife #fail Скачать
Who hasn’t been there a time or 12, why do I over tighten everything? #funny #carguysbelike #cartok Скачать
Me trying to convince my brain to get through day light savings time. #funny #daylightsavings #dark Скачать
How it feels as a father of two daughters. #funny #dadlife #marriedlife #fatherdaughter #dadjokes Скачать
How I offer advice to my children in a gentle way #gentleparenting #funny #dadlife #marriedlife Скачать
When you’re just trying to make it to Friday but it’s performance appraisal time. #dadlife #funny Скачать
My wife and I when we let the 5 kids eat too much Halloween candy #funny #dadlife #marriedlife Скачать
I’ll bet I say something like this 5 minute into my work day tomorrow #funny #honesty #motivation Скачать
How I feel 2 seconds after taking my kids to trunk or treat #funny #dadjokes #marriedlife #dadlife Скачать
Does anyone else feel like this when someone tells you about a dream they had? #betweenus #funny Скачать
How my dreams have been since sleeping on a grounding mat #funny #dadlife #grounding #sleepingatlast Скачать
It’s important to know why you do something. #tryingnottothinkaboutit #funny #dadlife #dadjokes Скачать
When you go to load the new project car from marketplace #funny #carguysbelike #marketplace #project Скачать
How my wife would describe how I interact with people. #deepconversations #funny #marriedlife Скачать
My brain when something is taking longer than it should. #funny #carguysbelike #carrestoration Скачать
Me when I am asked to describe myself in a professional work setting #funny #dadlife #dadjokes Скачать
The tense moment when you need to parent but you like to stir things up. #funny #dadlife #dadjokes Скачать
What it feels like waiting for my kids to get to the point of their story sometimes. #funny #dadlife Скачать
I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re welcome. #dadlife #carguysbelike #funny #dadjokes Скачать
How I start talking Saturday evening after listening to my kids stories all day. #funny #dadlife Скачать
What is feels like when you ask your kids to behave in front of visitors. #funny #dadlife #yourchild Скачать
This is how I imagine my ideas come across. #funny #dadlife #carguysbelike #thestupids #funnyideas Скачать
My general attitude when someone tells me I can’t say something that is true. #funny #dadlife Скачать
This is how I image my best ideas sound to other people. #thoughtstarters #funny #dadlife #memes Скачать
Me trying to explain myself after getting pulled over in my rust box. #funny #carguysbelike #memes Скачать
Children can argue about anything until the end of time #parentland #funny #dadlife #gentleparenting Скачать
Being an adult is hard. Why do I have to save for retirement? #financialadulting #funny #dadlife Скачать
This is mostly how I feel after being at work for 5 minutes. #embraceeveryday #funny #dadlife Скачать
How fathers taught us to swim I my generation and before. #keepswimming #funny #dadlife #dadjokes Скачать
Where do these kids come up with these ideas? What is wrong with their father? #funny #dadlife Скачать
When random people start telling me their life story. #funny #ronswanson #dadlife #idontwanytoknow Скачать
When someone asks me why I collect 70s and 80s project cars. #notaddicted #funny #carguysbelike Скачать
When someone tells me how much other people spend on their hobby. #carguysbelike #funny #dadlife Скачать
What my kids sound like after working in the garage with dad. #quietprofessional #funny #dadlife Скачать
Why has it been so hot this summer, how is it possible to sweat this much? #summerheat #dadlife Скачать
These kids can’t sit still when I am trying to concentrate. #dadlifestruggles #dadlife #funny Скачать
Who likes waiting. I spend enough time waiting for my kids to get ready. #dadslife #funny #dadlife Скачать
I’m not the most eloquent person but I have some good ideas once or twice a decade. #funny #carguys Скачать
Reading is hard, being a funny dad is also hard but some of us have a glorious purpose. #dadlife Скачать
What it’s like when someone tries to replicate the sound their car is making. #funny #carguysbelike Скачать
My inner thoughts most days at work, but these cars don’t build themselves. #funny #carguysbelike Скачать
When my wife asks if I am going to the garage to escape the children. #dadlife #carguysbelike Скачать
Why is the a ground hog in my garage, why does that have to be a thing today. #funny #dadlife Скачать
I know this is a repeat, but it becomes more true as my kids were asking questions today #dadlife Скачать
I’m not sure I learn the life lessons I am supposed to learn. #funny #carguysbelike #whatdidido Скачать
To be fair I say it a little differently, plus more profanity. #dadlife #funny #gentleparenting Скачать
“The children are a blessing to both of us” they said ironically. #gentleparenting #funny #dadlife Скачать
We have a unique new employee training system here. Dodging wrenches. #funny #safeworkenvironment Скачать
Here it is again, Monday. The day that reminds you want you didn’t accomplish. #dadlife #funny Скачать
dealing with the questions my kids ask as they get older. #gentleparenting #dadlife #parentingtips Скачать
This is how I feel as I am loading up the latest marketplace project car. #funny #marketplace Скачать
Outlining my general approach to fabrication tasks in the shop. #dadslife #funny #carguysbelike Скачать
The introvert in me is strong, perhaps even an overwhelming force. #funny #dadslife #ronswanson Скачать
Me today when my motivation betrayed me and quick project became an all day thing. #dadslife #funny Скачать
#dadlife can require navigating angry environments. #funny #carguysbelike #marriedwithchildren Скачать
Me using something car related as an analogy but just sounding like an idiot. #dadlife #funny Скачать
The supercharger on my hellcat can be a bad influence for my simple brain. #funny #hellcat #dadlife Скачать
We are not raising the next generation the same way we were raised. #dadslife #funny #dadtime Скачать
I don’t know what to think? But most of my ideas are terrible anyway so. #dadslife #funny #dadtime Скачать
You should establish mental dominance over those you work with. #funnyimages #funny #carguysbelike Скачать
This is how I assume yellow jackets make plans to stop me from working on old junk. #funny #mechanic Скачать
This captures how helpful my kids can be during this time of chaos. #dadtime #funny #dadslife Скачать
The #dadlife struggle is real, and involves a lot of waiting. #funny #carguysbelike #classiccars Скачать
A look behind the scenes at our customer service team. #funny #thecustomerwhisperer #customers Скачать
How I would accurately describe my personality if ever asked. #funny #awkward #dadlife #dadjokes Скачать
What it’s like to work on cars with my kids, all the questions fast. #dadtime #funny #dadlife Скачать
My interpretation of some of the cars I see on marketplace. #funny #marketplace #carguysbelike Скачать
This is what I assume electric car owners do on the weekends, just kidding. Not really. #funny Скачать
My brain cells trying to fire at 8% capacity 11 hours into the project car after work. #funny Скачать
Here is an example of what my average thought process looks like on any day. #funny #carguysbelike Скачать
The question I ask every time my kids are in the shop for any length of time. #dadlife #dadjokes Скачать
When the project car comes together with no measurements or extra piece. #funny #carguysbelike Скачать
My kids every time they see the toys at the O’Reilly’s service counter. #dadlife #memes #funny Скачать
what it feels like some times when your family tries to help you in the garage. #dadlife #funny Скачать
I have very strong social skills, not at all. #funny #introvertsbelike #carguysbelike #carguythings Скачать
This is me. It’s 6pm and I still haven’t started the thing I need to do today. #funny #dadlife Скачать
Me trying to explain everything in life by relating it back to cars. #funny #carguysbelike #imdumb Скачать
My brain is an interesting place full ideas and not so good ideas. #fullsend #funny #carguysbelike Скачать
There is a lot to explain when your a dad, many I’m not doing it right? #dadlife #funny #dadtime Скачать
