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An African Man Visits his Friend in the US

An African Man Visits his Friend in the US

The First Jewish President of the United States

The First Jewish President of the United States

A Man Sees an Attractive Woman Sitting Alone

A Man Sees an Attractive Woman Sitting Alone

A Mama Mole a Papa Mole and a Baby Mole

A Mama Mole a Papa Mole and a Baby Mole

A Man is Flying in a Hot Air Balloon and Realizes he is Lost

A Man is Flying in a Hot Air Balloon and Realizes he is Lost

How he Felt being the Second Man on the Moon

How he Felt being the Second Man on the Moon

Trump is Visiting a Class in an Elementary School

Trump is Visiting a Class in an Elementary School

The First Female President

The First Female President

A Man is Dining in a Fancy Restaurant

A Man is Dining in a Fancy Restaurant

A Man in a Hot Air Balloon Realized he was Lost

A Man in a Hot Air Balloon Realized he was Lost

Sitting on the Side of the Road Waiting to Catch Speeding Drivers

Sitting on the Side of the Road Waiting to Catch Speeding Drivers

A Businessman Takes a Vacation in Vegas

A Businessman Takes a Vacation in Vegas

The Worst Mother In Law Ever

The Worst Mother In Law Ever

A Car Gets Pulled over for Inspection

A Car Gets Pulled over for Inspection

Two Bowling Teams One Made Up of All Blondes

Two Bowling Teams One Made Up of All Blondes

One Day a Cop Pulls Over a Van

One Day a Cop Pulls Over a Van

On the Way there he Tells his Driver that Looks Like Him

On the Way there he Tells his Driver that Looks Like Him

An Elderly Man Rear Ends a Guy Driving an Expensive Sports Car

An Elderly Man Rear Ends a Guy Driving an Expensive Sports Car

One Afternoon a Lawyer was Riding in his Limousine

One Afternoon a Lawyer was Riding in his Limousine

When I was Learning to Drive in the Winter

When I was Learning to Drive in the Winter

Three Boys were Talking After School

Three Boys were Talking After School

A Blonde woman was Speeding Fown the Road

A Blonde woman was Speeding Fown the Road

Two American Tourists were Backpacking in Europe

Two American Tourists were Backpacking in Europe

Three Drunk Guys get into a Taxi

Three Drunk Guys get into a Taxi

Putin and his Driver were on Their Way to Kyiv

Putin and his Driver were on Their Way to Kyiv

A Shepherd is Tending his Flock in a Remote Pasture

A Shepherd is Tending his Flock in a Remote Pasture

A Male Driver is Pulled Over by a Cop

A Male Driver is Pulled Over by a Cop

A Bus Driver was Called into Court

A Bus Driver was Called into Court

A Russian Cop wants to get a Breathalyzer

A Russian Cop wants to get a Breathalyzer

So the Pope is Very Early for his Flight

So the Pope is Very Early for his Flight

Nobel Award Winning Physicist and his Limo Driver

Nobel Award Winning Physicist and his Limo Driver

A Minister Dies and is Waiting in Line at the Pearly Gates

A Minister Dies and is Waiting in Line at the Pearly Gates

Two Priests are Out Driving one Day

Two Priests are Out Driving one Day

A Priest Dies and Goes to Heaven

A Priest Dies and Goes to Heaven

A Guy Driving an Expensive Sports Car

A Guy Driving an Expensive Sports Car

A Man is Stuck in a Traffic Jam

A Man is Stuck in a Traffic Jam

Police Pulls Over a Car Driving 15 Mph

Police Pulls Over a Car Driving 15 Mph

A Cop is out on Patrol and Sees a Car Parked

A Cop is out on Patrol and Sees a Car Parked

She Didn't Realize Tapping him on the Shoulder

She Didn't Realize Tapping him on the Shoulder

A Man was Driving on the Highway

A Man was Driving on the Highway

A Mom is Driving a Little Girl to her Friends House

A Mom is Driving a Little Girl to her Friends House

I Got Cut off by a Taxi Driver Last Week

I Got Cut off by a Taxi Driver Last Week

A Russian Truck Driver Stops at the back of a Long Queue

A Russian Truck Driver Stops at the back of a Long Queue

A Lawyer had just Bought a Fancy new Car

A Lawyer had just Bought a Fancy new Car

The Pope is visiting Canada

The Pope is visiting Canada

3 Drunk Guys Entered a Taxi

3 Drunk Guys Entered a Taxi

A Wife Desperately Tries to Prove to Her Husband that her Affair is Over

A Wife Desperately Tries to Prove to Her Husband that her Affair is Over

A Blonde Gets Caught Speeding

A Blonde Gets Caught Speeding

Joe Rented an Apartment and went to the Lobby

Joe Rented an Apartment and went to the Lobby

A French a Brit and an American are on an Expedition

A French a Brit and an American are on an Expedition

A Cop pulls over an Old Lady for Speeding on a Highway

A Cop pulls over an Old Lady for Speeding on a Highway

A Woman Gets on a Bus with her Baby

A Woman Gets on a Bus with her Baby

Last Night I was Out for a Few Drinks

Last Night I was Out for a Few Drinks

A Driver was Stuck in a Traffic Jam on the Highway

A Driver was Stuck in a Traffic Jam on the Highway

At Birth Success is Being Alive

At Birth Success is Being Alive

A Guy Goes to Las Vegas to Gamble And he Loses all his Money

A Guy Goes to Las Vegas to Gamble And he Loses all his Money

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV

One day Albert Einstein was on his way to a Science Convention

One day Albert Einstein was on his way to a Science Convention

President Donald Trump and his Driver

President Donald Trump and his Driver

A Guy Walks into a Bar and asks for a Beer

A Guy Walks into a Bar and asks for a Beer

A very Attractive Woman Goes up to the Bartender

A very Attractive Woman Goes up to the Bartender

An 86 Year Old Man went to his Doctor for his Quarterly Check Up

An 86 Year Old Man went to his Doctor for his Quarterly Check Up

A Blonde and an Alligator

A Blonde and an Alligator

Mrs O'Malley Who Lived in a Seaside Town

Mrs O'Malley Who Lived in a Seaside Town

An Eccentric Billionaire Throws a Lavish Party

An Eccentric Billionaire Throws a Lavish Party

A Man Walks into a Bar and Sees Another Man

A Man Walks into a Bar and Sees Another Man

A Young Blonde was on Vacation in the Depths of Louisiana

A Young Blonde was on Vacation in the Depths of Louisiana

Wilson Runs a Nail Factory and Decides his Business needs Advertising

Wilson Runs a Nail Factory and Decides his Business needs Advertising

A Restaurant has a Challenge We will Give $500 to any Customer

A Restaurant has a Challenge We will Give $500 to any Customer

A Guy is Reading his Paper When his Wife Walks up Behind Him

A Guy is Reading his Paper When his Wife Walks up Behind Him

A Taxi Driver Speeds through a Red Light without even Looking

A Taxi Driver Speeds through a Red Light without even Looking

A Blond is having Trouble Selling her Car

A Blond is having Trouble Selling her Car

After the Birth of their 9th Child a Redneck Couple

After the Birth of their 9th Child a Redneck Couple

A Rich Woman Called a Famous Artist

A Rich Woman Called a Famous Artist

Stalin Appears to Putin in a Dream

Stalin Appears to Putin in a Dream

A Man is Driving Around the Backwoods

A Man is Driving Around the Backwoods

A Waiter takes an Order from a Customer

A Waiter takes an Order from a Customer

I Met My New Neighbor Today and Asked

I Met My New Neighbor Today and Asked

A Woman Marries a Man and has 10 Children

A Woman Marries a Man and has 10 Children

A Boy Named Carol had a Particularly Rough Childhood

A Boy Named Carol had a Particularly Rough Childhood

A Man and Woman both Married Separately

A Man and Woman both Married Separately

I’ve Decided to Get Married

I’ve Decided to Get Married

A Guy was Boarding a Plane

A Guy was Boarding a Plane

Putin Zelensky and Biden are on Board a Plane

Putin Zelensky and Biden are on Board a Plane

A Flight Attendant Sees a Suspicious Couple on Board

A Flight Attendant Sees a Suspicious Couple on Board

A Guy thought his Wife was Cheating on him

A Guy thought his Wife was Cheating on him

A Panda Walks into a Bar

A Panda Walks into a Bar

A Blonde was Desperate for Money

A Blonde was Desperate for Money

How my Husband and I Terrified a Taxi Driver

How my Husband and I Terrified a Taxi Driver

A Doctor Gets a Phone Call from a Colleague

A Doctor Gets a Phone Call from a Colleague

A Man went to the Movies and was Surprised to Find a Woman

A Man went to the Movies and was Surprised to Find a Woman

A Hindu Man a Muslim Man and a Lawyer are on a Road Trip

A Hindu Man a Muslim Man and a Lawyer are on a Road Trip

Wife has an Auto Accident

Wife has an Auto Accident

The Watergate Hotel

The Watergate Hotel

A Guy is waiting for a Surgery

A Guy is waiting for a Surgery

A Blonde Woman tired of the Stereotypes about Blondes

A Blonde Woman tired of the Stereotypes about Blondes

What does GILF Mean?

What does GILF Mean?

A Man Stands in Line at an ATM in Moscow

A Man Stands in Line at an ATM in Moscow

A Man has Three Girlfriends but doesn't know Which one to Marry

A Man has Three Girlfriends but doesn't know Which one to Marry

A Pregnant Woman Falls in to a Coma

A Pregnant Woman Falls in to a Coma

A Lawyer and his Money

A Lawyer and his Money

An Employee Finds a Lamp, Rubs it, and out Pops a Genie

An Employee Finds a Lamp, Rubs it, and out Pops a Genie

A Wife Decides to take her Husband Dave to a Strip Club

A Wife Decides to take her Husband Dave to a Strip Club

A Man goes into a Restaurant and is Seated

A Man goes into a Restaurant and is Seated

A Big Muscular Guy with a Bad Stutter goes to a Counter

A Big Muscular Guy with a Bad Stutter goes to a Counter

A Wife Sent a Message to her Husband

A Wife Sent a Message to her Husband

Husband and his Wife were Celebrating 50 years Together

Husband and his Wife were Celebrating 50 years Together

A Man Dies and Goes to Heaven

A Man Dies and Goes to Heaven

Anniversary Celebration After 60 years Together

Anniversary Celebration After 60 years Together

Mr Bear & Mr Rabbit are Walking through the Forest

Mr Bear & Mr Rabbit are Walking through the Forest

A 65 Year Old Blonde has a Baby

A 65 Year Old Blonde has a Baby

A Blonde Boards the Plane and Proceeds to take a Window Seat

A Blonde Boards the Plane and Proceeds to take a Window Seat

My Dyslexic Blonde Girlfriend

My Dyslexic Blonde Girlfriend

A Young Man Asked an Old Rich Man How he Made his Money

A Young Man Asked an Old Rich Man How he Made his Money

A Guy took his Blonde Girlfriend to her First Football Game

A Guy took his Blonde Girlfriend to her First Football Game

A Guy Goes into a Bar Orders Twelve Beers

A Guy Goes into a Bar Orders Twelve Beers

A Kid is Selling Lemonade

A Kid is Selling Lemonade

Superman Calls to Lois Lane

Superman Calls to Lois Lane

A Welder Sees an Ad for Help and a Metals Shop

A Welder Sees an Ad for Help and a Metals Shop

A Russian Immigrant Comes to America Works Hard

A Russian Immigrant Comes to America Works Hard

Back in High School I was a Huge Metal Fan

Back in High School I was a Huge Metal Fan

Angela Merkel, Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump

Angela Merkel, Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump

Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin and Angela Merkel take a Walk

Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin and Angela Merkel take a Walk

While Admiring Some Dinosaur Bones in the Museum of Natural History

While Admiring Some Dinosaur Bones in the Museum of Natural History

A Skinny Little White Guy Walks into an Elevator

A Skinny Little White Guy Walks into an Elevator

A Woman Stopped by Unannounced at Her Son's House

A Woman Stopped by Unannounced at Her Son's House

65,000,011 Years Ago

65,000,011 Years Ago

An Elderly Man in Louisiana had Owned a Large Farm for Several Years

An Elderly Man in Louisiana had Owned a Large Farm for Several Years

A Virus Walks into a Bar and Sits Down

A Virus Walks into a Bar and Sits Down

Today My Son Threw a Quarter in the Well

Today My Son Threw a Quarter in the Well

A Gray Haired Army General Walks into a Hotel Bar

A Gray Haired Army General Walks into a Hotel Bar

My Neighbor. She’s single. She’s Shapely & Beautiful

My Neighbor. She’s single. She’s Shapely & Beautiful

Teacher If I Gave You 2 Cats and Another 2 Cats

Teacher If I Gave You 2 Cats and Another 2 Cats

The Case of the Friend's Box

The Case of the Friend's Box

A Guy Goes into the Confessional Box After Years

A Guy Goes into the Confessional Box After Years

A Guy Sits at a Bar in a Skyscraper Restaurant

A Guy Sits at a Bar in a Skyscraper Restaurant

A Bagpiper was asked by a Funeral Director

A Bagpiper was asked by a Funeral Director

A Census taker Knocks on a Door

A Census taker Knocks on a Door

Humans Land on Mars only to Make a Strange Discovery

Humans Land on Mars only to Make a Strange Discovery

A Man with a Black Eye takes his Seat on the Plane

A Man with a Black Eye takes his Seat on the Plane

Why Bilbo had to be Male?

Why Bilbo had to be Male?

A Texas State Trooper Pulled a Car

A Texas State Trooper Pulled a Car

A Small Town Lawyer Called his First Witness

A Small Town Lawyer Called his First Witness

A Wealthy Lawyer was Riding in his Limousine

A Wealthy Lawyer was Riding in his Limousine

Putin was Being Briefed by One of his top Generals

Putin was Being Briefed by One of his top Generals

A Guy Goes to the Supermarket and Notices a very Attractive Woman

A Guy Goes to the Supermarket and Notices a very Attractive Woman

My First Drink with my Son

My First Drink with my Son

Two Retired Business Men Sitting on a Beach

Two Retired Business Men Sitting on a Beach

After 150 Days off Flooding Noah Released all the Animals

After 150 Days off Flooding Noah Released all the Animals

A 13 Year Old Weasel Walks into a Bar

A 13 Year Old Weasel Walks into a Bar

It is 1939 and a Soviet Army is Marching on Finland

It is 1939 and a Soviet Army is Marching on Finland

The President invites the Pope to Lunch on a Boat

The President invites the Pope to Lunch on a Boat

An Amish Boy and his Father were Visiting a Mall

An Amish Boy and his Father were Visiting a Mall

3 Men were Waiting in line to Enter Heaven

3 Men were Waiting in line to Enter Heaven

A Russian is Digging Around an Old Battlefield

A Russian is Digging Around an Old Battlefield

A Priest a Lawyer and an Engineer are to be Guillotined

A Priest a Lawyer and an Engineer are to be Guillotined

My Girlfriend "Dad Joked" Me on a Hike

My Girlfriend "Dad Joked" Me on a Hike

An Engineer is Working at his Desk in his Office

An Engineer is Working at his Desk in his Office

My Wife is an Economist and I am an Engineer

My Wife is an Economist and I am an Engineer

So I Woke Up and My Dog is Laying on the Back Patio

So I Woke Up and My Dog is Laying on the Back Patio

A Guy Walks Into A Bar With An Octopus Under His Arm

A Guy Walks Into A Bar With An Octopus Under His Arm

A very Distinguished Lady was on a Plane

A very Distinguished Lady was on a Plane

A Man Stumbles upon a Lamp on the Beach

A Man Stumbles upon a Lamp on the Beach

Three Lawyers and Three Engineers are Travelling by Train

Three Lawyers and Three Engineers are Travelling by Train

A Woman awakes During the Night to Find that her Husband

A Woman awakes During the Night to Find that her Husband

A Newfie had Caught Two Lobsters and was walking Home

A Newfie had Caught Two Lobsters and was walking Home

Four Men are in a Hospital Because their Wives are having Babies

Four Men are in a Hospital Because their Wives are having Babies

A Priest visits his Cousin Who is also a Priest

A Priest visits his Cousin Who is also a Priest

A Cowboy is Captured by Indians

A Cowboy is Captured by Indians

A Creationist told me that Evolution must be Wrong

A Creationist told me that Evolution must be Wrong

An Elderly Man in Florida had Owned a Large Farm

An Elderly Man in Florida had Owned a Large Farm

My Girlfriend Just Dumped Me

My Girlfriend Just Dumped Me

In space Two Aliens are Talking to Each Other

In space Two Aliens are Talking to Each Other

The Year is 1939 and the USSR is invading Finland

The Year is 1939 and the USSR is invading Finland

Several Men were in the Locker Room of the Gym

Several Men were in the Locker Room of the Gym

Three Baseball Fans walk out of a Bar

Three Baseball Fans walk out of a Bar

Who's a Trump Fan?

Who's a Trump Fan?

4 People are on a Crashing Plane but there are only 3 Parachutes

4 People are on a Crashing Plane but there are only 3 Parachutes

A Blonde a Brunette and a Redhead are Arrested

A Blonde a Brunette and a Redhead are Arrested

A Fat Man Sees a Sign on a Door Lose 1 Pound for $1

A Fat Man Sees a Sign on a Door Lose 1 Pound for $1

One Day there were Three Vampires Bragging about their Strength

One Day there were Three Vampires Bragging about their Strength

A Man Calls the Police and Reports that his Girlfriend has gone Missing

A Man Calls the Police and Reports that his Girlfriend has gone Missing

John and David were both patients in a Mental Hospital

John and David were both patients in a Mental Hospital

An Attorney Arrived Home Later after a very tough Day

An Attorney Arrived Home Later after a very tough Day

A 10 Year Old Girl Ask her Mum

A 10 Year Old Girl Ask her Mum

A Cop Pulls over a Lawyer for Running a Stop Sign

A Cop Pulls over a Lawyer for Running a Stop Sign

A Husband and Wife get into a Huge Argument

A Husband and Wife get into a Huge Argument

A Young Man was Showing of his New Sportscar to his Girlfriend

A Young Man was Showing of his New Sportscar to his Girlfriend

Bill Pulled up a Stool at his Favorite Bar and Announced

Bill Pulled up a Stool at his Favorite Bar and Announced

The Gynecologist Who Became a Mechanic

The Gynecologist Who Became a Mechanic

This is for Robin Williams

This is for Robin Williams

Dadding is not Easy

Dadding is not Easy

Donald Trump Steps out onto the White House Lawn

Donald Trump Steps out onto the White House Lawn

A Young Man is Checking Out at the Grocery Store

A Young Man is Checking Out at the Grocery Store

A Little Girl Meets Donald Trump

A Little Girl Meets Donald Trump

Guy Goes to the Doctor for a Checkup and Gets bad News

Guy Goes to the Doctor for a Checkup and Gets bad News

Why was 6 Afraid of 7?

Why was 6 Afraid of 7?

A Very Religious Man went on a Safari

A Very Religious Man went on a Safari

A Guy Dies and Wakes Up on a Beach

A Guy Dies and Wakes Up on a Beach

A Monocle Walks into a Bar

A Monocle Walks into a Bar