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that moment you realize the main character is not actually the main character

that moment you realize the main character is not actually the main character

when the movie isn’t made for people with a literal 3 second attention span

when the movie isn’t made for people with a literal 3 second attention span

when film critics clearly just do not get the movie

when film critics clearly just do not get the movie

no wonder the movie got so much attention when it came out

no wonder the movie got so much attention when it came out

whoever decided to make this into a movie is a genius

whoever decided to make this into a movie is a genius

dang, now that I’ve made this comparison I can’t unsee it

dang, now that I’ve made this comparison I can’t unsee it

when you realize you already made that movie

when you realize you already made that movie

so that’s why they cut all her scenes from the movie

so that’s why they cut all her scenes from the movie

the budget for the movie was so low, they couldn't even afford...

the budget for the movie was so low, they couldn't even afford...

they were only allowed one, so they shot it from a ton of different angles and pretended it was more

they were only allowed one, so they shot it from a ton of different angles and pretended it was more

when the person does the thing

when the person does the thing

when you hire an action star to do comedy

when you hire an action star to do comedy

when the comic book movie dialogue is actually realistic

when the comic book movie dialogue is actually realistic

when you realize you’ve been watching the cropped version this whole time

when you realize you’ve been watching the cropped version this whole time

when the movie is too quotable to fail

when the movie is too quotable to fail

when the director is overqualified for the job

when the director is overqualified for the job

when the movie's average shot length is more than literally 3 seconds

when the movie's average shot length is more than literally 3 seconds

this is the tightest comedy dialogue ever

this is the tightest comedy dialogue ever

a $4M period film shouldn’t look like this

a $4M period film shouldn’t look like this

yay, modern filmmaking...

yay, modern filmmaking...

when green screen actually makes the movie better

when green screen actually makes the movie better

when you hire the author to direct the movie

when you hire the author to direct the movie

when the director forgets to call cut

when the director forgets to call cut

when the director actually listens to feedback

when the director actually listens to feedback

the first mission impossible had no business looking this good

the first mission impossible had no business looking this good

when the director is reeeally good at their job

when the director is reeeally good at their job

when the audience doesn't get the joke

when the audience doesn't get the joke

back when Vin Diesel was an indie filmmaker

back when Vin Diesel was an indie filmmaker

when the animators are given half the time and money that disney gets

when the animators are given half the time and money that disney gets

when you hire a genius to compose your movie score

when you hire a genius to compose your movie score

when the filmmakers get stuck with an unlikable character

when the filmmakers get stuck with an unlikable character

when you hire stunt guys to direct the movie

when you hire stunt guys to direct the movie

when you find a way to dance in every movie you're in

when you find a way to dance in every movie you're in

when the director dabbles in some color theory

when the director dabbles in some color theory

this is one of the most underrated elements of filmmaking

this is one of the most underrated elements of filmmaking

that moment you realize tarantino only co-wrote pulp fiction

that moment you realize tarantino only co-wrote pulp fiction

when you shoot your movie like it’s a stage play

when you shoot your movie like it’s a stage play

when the filmmakers respect the communities they're depicting

when the filmmakers respect the communities they're depicting

when the sequel surpasses the original

when the sequel surpasses the original

when you stop casting your actors off the street

when you stop casting your actors off the street

when the director actually lets the tension build

when the director actually lets the tension build

when the original voice actor is just too iconic

when the original voice actor is just too iconic

because green screens are for suckers

because green screens are for suckers

when you only cast non-actors in your movies…

when you only cast non-actors in your movies…

if it ain’t broke… break it

if it ain’t broke… break it

when the director just sticks the camera onto whatever

when the director just sticks the camera onto whatever

when a modern director makes a fake old movie

when a modern director makes a fake old movie

no wonder star wars never got any better than this

no wonder star wars never got any better than this

when your protagonist has no name

when your protagonist has no name

when you have the wrong voice for darth vader…

when you have the wrong voice for darth vader…

one of the only scary movies to win an oscar, and it won five

one of the only scary movies to win an oscar, and it won five