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HOOD OLYMPICS 2024 : UK EDITION

That one friend you can never order food with.

When you use some of the shopping money on yourself.

When you don’t finish your food in an African Household.

When roadmen jump over counters after lacking and lie about it

When having a “cousin” from the hood means NOTHING anymore.

When you order food to an African Household whilst being broke.

When super powers don’t work on your african parents.

When parents fight at football matches.

When African Parents catch you bagging up the groceries incorrectly.

How it feels going into a Jamaican food shop.

When an Advert draws you out in front of your African Parents.

That ridiculously rough guy that terrorises the football session.

When crackheads put on a show for roadmen for some change.

When olders ruin youngers football motives.

That one annoying kid that wanted to chill on the block with roadmen.

When your African Parents notice a new purchase you made.

When your African Parent pulls up after school unannounced.

When African Parents don’t believe in Mental Health.