Knife Show (Cutlery Corner) is televised cutlery shopping show and a comedic gem hidden in a sea of late-night infomercials. No disrespect to the people on the show (obviously they have a sense of humor about what they do). I just find them to be wacky characters. Also, I know nothing about knives, but they seem to have some good deals.

"Piece 'a steak there. I like mine a little on the, uh, rare side, uh, why-- actually uh, I do. TOM ZOMBIE. With autographed picchur!! Folks we only have a FEW of these left and tonight-yim, I wanna let ya know, THIS paddern, uh, autographed the sheathes, uh beforehand, on-- autographed the uh, picture beforehand. And so in doin' so I've got these ready to go out right now. You don't have to wait for me to sign 'em, I've already SIGNED 'EM, and I'm ready. So, with your order you will receive...looks like a 5x7? Picture of yours-truly ZOMBIED OUT. It don't happen but on full moons... and... other days, after I've had a little too much to drink. GrillupaT-boneandIdrink????more likeaalrightcheckthisoutHAND FORGED BLACK SAMURAI. At a hundred and forty-nine dolla's and niney-five pinnies you gonna' get a ch--"

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