A call to arms for all lovers of saucy innuendo and socialised medicine.

To carry on the fight see, amongst others...

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None of the above can be blamed in any way for the content of this video.

Music & lyrics by Paul Tibbey.

Here are the lyrics so you can all sing along;

Carry on doctor!
Keep you pecker up
Look at that queue
(What a lengthy one!)
Offer relief
But try to be brief
Or we will just keep turning the screw
You’d like your workload eased
But we’ve had our budgets squeezed
And if you think
You don’t know why
It’s all in the blink
Of my PFI

Carry on Matron!
And come to think of it
Carry on nurse
Mind your bursary
The ward’s chockablock
But you’ll get a shock
If you think things just couldn’t get worse
You’ll soon be working for
A crowd who couldn’t care less
So carry on doctor
Goodbye the NHS

Carry on midwife
And make double sure
Your targets are met
Are you delivering?
We can’t afford staff
So for a laugh
Try catching ‘em all in a net
And you can rest assured
You lot on the maternity ward
What your old man
Has done to you
The government plan
To do to us too

Carry on Doctor!
It’s an emergency
The system is sick
What we need is an
Injection of cash
Quick as flash
Or we will all start feeling a prick
A bulging private sector
Aint no way to impress
Carry on Doctor
Right up the NHS!

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