Chorus:
If I die young, bury me in satin.
Lay me down on a bed of roses.
Sink me in the river at dawn.
Send me away with the words of a love song.
[2x]

Verse 1:
So Mike he wakes up, his taste buds from mom's pancakes.
He's late for work, it's 8.
But wait, yesterday was his birthday.
You know how that goes, he drank a little too much, had fun, blew a few blunts.
So he decided to call in late for work, he'll be in at lunch.
His boss said "It's fine," wasn't mad at all.
Mike was a great person, in fact, he had it all.
Charm, charisma, a man always standin' tall.
Even took a taxi home from all the alcohol huh, he was responsible.
He made the impossible look possible.
He had the same job for 20 years at the same hospital.
Today's the first day of spring; he's lookin' out the porch window, he can hear the birds sing. He's got a smile on his face, takes a deep breath and that's when the mothafuckin' phone rings...
His mom's in the hospital in critical condition.
He drops the phone and throws some clothes on; I can't express how he's feelin'.
He dashes to his car screamin', "God, please help!"
Jumps in the ride, rides off, forgets to fasten his seatbelt.
He's flippin' out screamin', ''I gotta be dreamin', she's too young to be leavin'!"
Presses on the gas, go 'head speed demon!
Too much traffic so he's swervin' into lanes.
Passed a red light, time slows down.
That's when another car hits his side and Mike goes down!

Chorus 2x

Verse 2:
Crystal wakes up from a long night, she's feelin' alright.
Looks around, only thing that she's missin' is a love life.
As much as she puts up a front, she's dying inside.
All smiles and cracks jokes, but she's crying inside.
So, back to the story at hand.
She's 23 lookin' for a glorious man.
Did I mention she has a little boy?
But I think she's lost 'cause, the guy that she talks to don't want nothin' to do with her 'cause of her child so she falls into depression, awesome...
Not cool, and now her attitude is nuts too.
Like, "Who are you, dude? I don't trust you, get outta my face, fuck you!
A lotta anger pent up, she used to have inner beauty.
Now she's in her booty, and barely shows an inner cutie.
She drinks herself to sleep after work.
Who woulda thought that laughter hurts?
To her, it kills her after every slurp.
Tonight she thinks, "Why the hell is she on this worthless earth?"
So she decides to do some'n stupid.
She sneaks in her parent's room and takes the gun so she could use it.
Like, teach her ex a lesson for bein' so abusive.
Now lemme remind you, she's been drinkin' like a psychotic abused chick.
Headed to the door and her child is sittin' on the couch.
Looks at her and says, "Momma, where's daddy? I miss him."
"I'll be back, honey. I'll be sure to kiss him!"

Chorus 2x

Skit:
(Knocking)
Yeah, who is it?
It's me, open up the door, it's raining!
What?
What do you want?
Just open up your door hurry up, I gotta talk to you!
Okay, but you got 5 minutes, then you gotta go.
Hey!
Crystal, what is that?
Huh?!
No, no, no!
I fuckin' loved you!
(Gunshot)
I'm so sorry, baby!
I can't take this anymore!
(Gunshot)

Chorus 2x

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