YouTube wants #shorts? YouTube gets #shorts. Packing Scrap Mechanic Survivals bare essentials into 60 seconds. Did I miss anything? full text below...

In Scrap Mechanic Survival you start by crashing your spaceship because you’re a mechanic and not some amazing interstellar pilot who then has to run and find a bucket to put out the flames which makes no sense because.. You should really be on your way to the mechanic station down the road but be sure to stop and get some corn to feed the wocs, not cows, to get some milk so you dont starve while you battle your way through tote bots and hay bots to find the first safe bed to lay down in at the mechanic station.

Then you grind and grind and grind till you can afford a craft bot, refiner and all sorts of stuff that are soon going to be overloading your backpack, chests and all the space you can find so you can build cars and machines to get farming that will trigger raids with unpleasant robots so you can get a pile of tomatoes and such as well as a caged farmer to go to see Larry the shifty trader at the hideout to get your first weapon provided you have packed the veggies and fruit in some large ass, hard to handle crates.

Then you take your spudgun and potatoes and take down a huge red farm bot so you can get a warehouse key to get into the warehouse and then you die over and over and over again while you make your way to the top of the warehouse to get some special broccoli and pineapple seeds that'll cause nightmare raids on your farms, all because you can then get the heavier guns to fight off the swarming bots at midnight and wait forever in the hope someone will come and rescue you. The end.

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