#Donate a #Urinal #cake or toupee for the #Holidays
#Toupee #Advisory fur bearer hunting season has begun Make sure to spraypaint your toupee blaze orange or #Cardinal Red to prevent fur #bearing animals from trying to eat them
...Ok heres the setup for those asking
My #POS #neighbors tried to drop a trigger on me relating to my baby brother who was #ParaLyzed in an accident (para) T8-L5 incomplete
So to try & get under my skin this #moron strapped a #condom cath to his leg ( more on the bag in a bit)
Then he & his wife called me over & she tells him to show me his problem, meaning the piss pouch on his leg. You may be #wondering how fucking #weird is that.I was wondering too Like who wants to see a bag of piss not to mention asking someone over just to see it & what kind of man lets his #wife direct him to show off what for most would consider a pretty #embarassing #medical problem. Well its those two.
She should have said throw your toupee on the floor start it on fire & then put it out with your ankle pee.That would have been mildly #interesting instead of a flagrant display of legbag urine.Which was just #strange & #gross
I worked for 14yrs in Health Care & like I said my baby bro was paralyzed, we know the different caths & when they are used
What fucking #lowlifes trying to use a #disabled #family member they had never met to get a #negativei #reaction out of me. The best part is medically they had no clue what the fuck they were doing and got everything wrong. Literally instead of me feeling bad I walked away thinking --I just watched the dynamic dimwits get everything backward
Within 30 mins I realized what they were doing & decided to see how far I could let them go before they caught on but they never did, they just slid further & further along until there was no way for them to back out then...#ACME #WileCoyote ,you know that condom cath you were wearing isnt used for ambulatory people, Its for bedridden people you would have piss running down your leg unless thats how you get off. You tried to trigger me by doing something my brother never did & wound up with a urine soaked #backfireYou couldnt have fucked that trigger up more if you tried.
This is #RealLife #Karma
The embarassment its created has him blowing his toupee all over town, jwhen I see him outside hes huffing & puffing turning 8 shades of #Cardinal red #Toupee doing lbackfips on his bald dome
Those two created a 180 degree trigger blowback & pissed all over each other.They cant even back out because I let them sit in that ass backward plan for so long ThenI let the stream fly.It wound up an archive on the WBM
Jokes were rampant" does he shove a #tampon up his ass if a neighbor gets their period
This guy is the kind of person who thinks hes better smarter than everyone else.
Suddenly people (we live in a small town) are laughing about how idiotic the whole thing is & how fucked up jt is to attack disabled people. They even tried to trigger me with my dead dog whos been dead 40 fucking years, so I wrote an ode..
Missing Nose ¿40yrs in the past, she dropped dead & they turned her to ash, kinda doubt shes coming back. If she does you can keep her. She likes #hotdogs & wears a #drug dealing #Beeper.
The bastion of #morality became a #derelict #clown overnight. The real people he and his wife are slipped into view & is out in the #zeitgeist #Decades spent trying to impress people folded like an #orgami condom as soon as this story got out
I am being asked to keep #updates coming so Im working that out.
The #SilverLining is while he #missed me by a mile he put himself in bed with #MichaelJackson If you look at the pic of MJ on the gurney the bag is the lower end of a condom cath. LMAO seriously a fucking #dead guy managed to wear it the right way while team #drippin #piss couldnt figure out what was going on!
Hes so desperate to have this disappear he called the cops, they tried to trigger a reaction & got one, except the reaction was they got was them being outed for attacking a disabled guy using bodily fluids in a way thats pretty much never done, then running around asking for help to get rid of this whole story when they came off looking stupid and #morally #bankrupt
Heres another epic failure since they denied everything they cant claim victimhood. They just keep digging the hole deeper.Just another example of then being unable to think things through & being so vain they just assumed shit err Piss would comeout in their favor
My feeling is you did it you own it. You wouldnt be asking for help if the trigger worked the way you wanted it to, so you dont get help burying it because you fucked your own plan up
To bad about that whole1st ammendment thing is still on point
Seems like hes trying to haze new uploads on the old post, must not know its all over reddit
Had people thinking you were like Marshall Matt Dillon turns out your more like
Mr Furley The Scuba Diving PortaJohn Villian
