Sam hosts the Pre Show.
We start our show watching a video of a man masturbating on a bus, a Family Feud contestant blows it, and we watch a Burj Tower BASE jump.
The cat kicker is released from jail, MSNBC apologizes for their Cinco de Mayo segment, Rob Ford might be missing, we listen to MSNBC's apology, and we watch a Chip video.
Jim doesn't like how he looks in a photo, we watch the Abbey Road webcam, we listen to Ron's Steve Harvey impression, Monica Lewinsky speaks about her affair, we watch Guy Fieri on Fox, Erik tries to get on Fox, and Erik smashes a cake into his face.
Guy Fieri joins the show, Jenny Hutt stops by, Lady Di calls, and we talk more with Guy Fieri.
Celebrities don't remember us, Sarah McLachlin doesn't watch her commercial, and we listen to a Patrice O'Neal clip.
And finally, Sam hosts the Shit Show.
