Maybe Best Will Farrell Scene of all time!



Look.
My plan was to ask you
if I could squire you about town
as one professional
helping another professional,
because I know what it's like
to be lonely in a new city.
- Really?
- Yes.
But now I am too hurt.
And shocked and offended and hurt.
I could do that.
- Really?
- Well, yes.
As a journalist, I should get to know
the city that I'm covering.
- But this is not a date.
- No, of course not.
- Strictly professional.
- Wonderful.
Great.
Shall I pick you up 8:00?
Downstairs?
Mr. Burgundy, you have
a massive erection.
Really?
Yes, I do.
I'm sorry, it's the... It's the pleats.
It's actually an optical illusion.
It's the pattern on the pants.
It's not flattering in the crotchal region.
I'm actually taking them back right now.
Taking them back to the pants store.
This is awkward.
I'm gonna walk...
I'm gonna walk this situation off
and I will see you later.
Nothing to look at.
Go back to work, everyone.
Don't act like you're not impressed.

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