OK, Fred goes into a cigarette shop (I think??), and takes a pack of already-opened cigarettes from a salesman named Rocky!! Rocky fingers the filter end of the cigarette (with BOTH hands!!), then sticks it in Fred's mouth!! Then Fred walks out with the pack of now un-opened (and fingered) cigarettes without exchanging any money!?! Now, I'm not a smoker, but I guess Fred got a pack of questionable cigarettes for free?? Is that a bargain?? I dunno...
