Happy Election Day Clever Raps family, we missed you! Please stand (if you are able) and pledge allegiance to our new song "GRILL DAD ANTHEM"

*Disclaimer: The views expressed by Grill Dad do not necessarily reflect the views of the creators. This song is satirical and for entertainment purposes only LOL.

LYRICS

Friend: Hey Randy, you registered to vote?
Randy: Nope
Friend: Well why not?
Randy: Oh I’ll tell ya. I pledge allegiance to my grill, and to the yard in which it stands, one cookout, everyone welcome, with hotdogs and hamburgers for all

In a lil’ ol’ burb in the south midwest
There’s a guy with a grill in a camo vest
It’s me, Randy, I’m neither red nor blue
And there’s a certain civic duty I just won’t do

I pay my taxes, I cut my lawn
I drive my truck with the headlights on
But I must confess, here’s the truth
You’ll never catch me in a voting booth

I just wanna grill for God’s sake

Yeah, I’m a grill Dad
I stay chill and you get mad
No matter your race, color, or creed
I’ll always grill the meats you need

There I said it, I don’t care about votes
The only races I watch involve cars and boats
Two party systems always lead to gridlock
The only party I’ll join is the one on my block

Yeah, I’m a grill Dad
I stay chill and you get mad
My morals and spatula are ironclad
I’ll make the best [bald eagle screech] burgers you’ve ever had

Wife: Randy! No swearing. The kids are listening!
Randy: Sorry honey
Wife: Hey look, it’s our neighbor Sheldon!
Randy: Ugh, I hate that guy

He fell for a gold digger, hook, line, and sinker
Dogs poop on his lawn cuz it’s a big stinker
Yeah he may have the better riding mower
But his yard has grubs and his lawn grows slower

Pass the barbeque sauce

All this fighting won’t lead to world peace
How about you come over for a cookout feast
Bring your kids, your neighbors, your pet great dane
As long as you prefer charcoal to propane

Yeah, I’m a grill Dad
I stay chill and you get mad
The only things I care about are my wife and kids
But don't you EVER raise the price of gas or ribs

I pile burgers, ribs, and steaks on my plate
My wife came forth with a brand new debate
Should Junior play football or baseball this year?
I said how about both now toss me a beer

Yeah, I’m a grill Dad
I stay chill and you get mad
I’ll bleed red, white, and blue as long as I live
But as a real American, government is a [bald eagle screech] I don’t give

Wife: RANDYYY!!!
Randy: Sorry sweetheart, won’t happen again
Wife: You’re sleeping on the couch tonight
Randy: AWWW MAAAANNN

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