“Full Navels and Booze” is a raucous thrash metal Christmas anthem that stomps merrily through the true holiday spirit—overindulgence! Equal parts heavy riffs and tongue-in-cheek humor, this track celebrates stuffing yourself silly, knocking back spiked eggnog, and belting out slurred carols with the family. From gravy-thick goodness to whiskey-cider dreams, it’s a high-octane, gut-busting take on yuletide traditions. Turn it up, grab another brew, and get ready to thrash through the tastiest Christmas chaos you’ve ever known!
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Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
I woke up Christmas morning with a belly twice its size,
Nosed through piles of cookies, pies, and boozy mince-pies.
Aunt Marge is pouring eggnog spiked with rum and maybe gin,
Uncle Ted’s on the sofa, and he can’t stop the spin.
[Chorus]
Oh, deck the halls with pastry walls, and pass another brew,
The ham is glazed, we’re all half-crazed, and dinner’s overdue.
We’re singing slurred carols while we chew and chew and chew,
Christmas cheer comes every year, in booze and barbecues.
[Verse 2]
The turkey’s overstuffed, my waistband’s under stress,
Grandpa’s “secret sauce” could knock a Viking off his chest.
Cranberries swimming in brandy lakes, gravy thick as glue,
I’m gulping down this pudding pond—I guess I’ll have a few.
[Chorus]
Oh, deck the halls with pastry walls, and pass another brew,
The ham is glazed, we’re all half-crazed, and dinner’s overdue.
We’re singing slurred carols while we chew and chew and chew,
Christmas cheer comes every year, in booze and barbecues.
[Bridge]
As the clock strikes midnight, I’m wobbling to the floor,
Sausage rolls and buttered rolls keep marching back for more.
The world’s a swirl of candy-cane and whiskey-cider streams,
I burp a little jingle—this must be holiday dreams.
[Chorus - Repeat]
Oh, deck the halls with pastry walls, and pass another brew,
The ham is glazed, we’re all half-crazed, and dinner’s overdue.
We’re singing slurred carols while we chew and chew and chew,
Christmas cheer comes every year, in booze and barbecues.
[Outro]
Yes, Christmas cheer comes every year, in booze and barbecues!
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