Bar Mitzvah Song for Jake. Song by Adam Wolff. For an original song for any event or occasion contact Adam at adamwolff80@yahoo.com.
Lyrics:
Give me your attention, listen up clearly
Make sure the volume's up so you can hear me.
For a Jew this happens once in a lifetime
So clear your mind while I spin you a tight rhyme.
It's time to celebrate, elevate to a higher level.
There will be dancin and drinkin you'll probably look disheveled.
For several hours you'll be leavin your cares
But make sure you don't forget the reason why you are there.
His name is Jacob
A Jewbilly raised up
In B-More with his 4 wheeler plays rough
He sprays Axe to attract all the females
The details are in his mind and not for resale
He's got a quick wit, it's ridiculous
He'll make fun of what you say until he's sick of it.
And then he's off runnin ball or playin X-Box
Stop. Jake, show em what you got.
Come down to Reisterstown
We're gonna have the time of our lives
And then we'll take Jacob, throw his but in a chair
Hoist him up in the air with pride.
It's on an old farm, but don't be alarmed
You don't need to dress up to attend.
And as Jake may say, it's the Jewbilly way
for a boy to change to man.
Where were you now try to remember
The Year's 2000, 5th of December
It aint ever gonna be the same, the game has changed,
The stakes have raised and Jake's his name.
He'll cause pain if you're messin with his home crew.
You gonna see a good kid become a mean Jew.
The same is true if you bad mouth his home team
Purple and Orange are the colors that his blood bleeds.
He don't leave his house without his old bay
He'll catch crabs with his dad boating all day.
Loves playing with his little cousin Dexter
Yes Sir, he'll meet a girl then he'll text her
It's all good livin life in the seventh grade
When you see him tell him Jake hey you got it made
And shake his hand and show him some love
And don't forget the Mazel Tov
Come down to Reisterstown
We're gonna have the time of our lives
And then we'll take Jacob, throw his but in a chair
Hoist him up in the air with pride.
It's on an old farm, but don't be alarmed
You don't need to dress up to attend.
And as Jake may say, it's the Jewbilly way
for a boy to change to man.
Come down to Reisterstown
We're gonna have the time of our lives
And then we'll take Jacob, throw his but in a chair
Hoist him up in the air with pride.
It's on an old farm, but don't be alarmed
You don't need to dress up to attend.
And as Jake may say, it's the Jewbilly way
for a boy to change to man.

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