Green Jellÿ/Jellö performing "3 Little Pigs" live on July 23, 2008 at Big Daddy's, Tallahassee, Florida.


LYRICS:

Sit right back
And I
I may tell you
A tale
A tale of 3 little pigs
And a BIG... BAD... WOLF...

Well, the first little piggy, well, he was kinda hick,
He spent most of his days just day-dreamin' of the city
And then one day, he bought a guitar
He moved to Hollywood to become a star
But living on the farm, he knew nothing of the city
Built his house outta straw, what a pity
Then one day, jammin' on some chords
Along came the wolf knockin' on his door

Little pig, little pig, let me in
Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin

Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin'
I'll blow your house in
Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin'
I'll blow your house in
Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin'
I'll blow your house in
Huffin' and I'm puffin' and I'll blow your house in

Well, the second little piggy, well, he was kinda stokin',
Spent most of his days just a ganja smokin'
Hoppin' and a-boppin' down on Venice Beach
Gettin' paid money for religious speech
Built his shelter from what he garbage picked
Mostly made up of old cans and sticks
Then one day he was crankin' out Bob Marley
Along came the wolf on his big, bad Harley

Little pig, little pig, let me in
Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin

Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin'
I'll blow your house in
Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin'
I'll blow your house in
Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin'
I'll blow your house in
Huffin' and I'm puffin' and I'll blow your house in

Well, the third little piggy: a grade A student
His daddy was a rock star named Pig Nugent
Earned his Master's Degree from Harvard College
Built his house from his architect knowledge
A tri-level mansion
Hollywood Hills
Daddy's rock stardom paid for the bills
Then one day came the old house masher
The big bad wolf, the little piggy slasher

(Little pig, little pig, let me in
Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin

Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin'
I'll blow your house in
Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin'
I'll blow your house in
Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin'
I'll blow your house in
Huffin' and I'm puffin' and I'll blow your house in

Well, the big bad wolf
Well, he huffed
And he puffed
All that he could
And low and behold the little piggy's house stood
"It's made out of concrete," the little piggy shouted
The wolf just frowned
As he pouted
So they called 911
Like any piggy would
They sent out (the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?)

Yo,
Wolf face,
I'm your worst nightmare
Your ass is mine

Well, the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see
And that's the end of story for you and me
But still give a listen, you just may
Hear the big wolf and little piggies say
Little pig, little pig, let me in
Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin

Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin'
I'll blow your house in
Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin'
I'll blow your house in
Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin'
I'll blow your house in
Huffin' and I'm puffin' and I'll blow your house in

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