#RIPCecil
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LYRICS:
I’m gonna murder a majestic animal
And some say that’s insane
But I only want his head
Hanging ‘bove my bed
With my kids running ‘round wearing its mane!
I shot him with my cross bow, just for fun
And two days later, killed him with my gun
My friends, you should’ve seen how wide we grinned
As that stupid lion was beheaded and skinned!
Now that the lion’s dead
Another lion’ll kill its cubs
But I’m not crying, instead
I got a million raging chubs!
Cuz I’m the overprivileged rich american man! (Walter Palmer!)
Killing lions ‘cause I can
Look at all the poor and foreign,
Animals, and women that I’m better than
If you don’t already think I am the worst
Well how ‘bout this? This ain’t my first:
My arrows peppered
A giant leopard
He just wanted a hug!
You see a life there?
Pssh, like I care?
I see a rug!
Next I'm gonna kill an African elephant,
He’ll cry elephant tears
Y’know, African elephants, the kind that’ll be extinct in 10 years?
I’m just chippin’ in
My family thinks it’s cute
When I’m wearing Simba’s skin
Just like a suit!
Cuz I’m the overprivileged rich american ma! (Human garbage!)
Whitened teeth and skin too tan
Look at all the poor and foreign,
Animals, and women, I am not a fan!
I get off on this stuff
Murd’ring lions is tough
They sleep for twenty hours a day,
And you're sitting there, safely in your jeep
They’re indifferent to your presence, 'cuz they think you're not a threat
You try shooting an unmoving target that’s fast asleep
But I regret it, how could I not?
Especially, I’m regretting getting caught
'Cuz now I’m a univers’lly hated man
Got my family living in an unmarked van
Thank god Americans have got a short attention span
Soon I’ll be back:
Putting my hands in your mouth and flossa
The same bloody hands that skinned Mufasa
Open up your mouth and say "Aah"
I use a bow and arrow like J. Law!
Killing with my crossbow
Don’t forget to floss tho’
It's fun, you should try it
I use a bow and arrow 'cuz it’s quiet
And helps me do things cruel and illegal
And not get caught by authorities!
If you want a dentist that’s mental
Come down to River Bluff Dental
But don’t check Yelp to see how we’re reviewed
I kill for the thrill
And never for food
Thoough maybe I will
'Cuz my business is screwed
They found the woman from my past
That I sexually harassed
This is an example of internet shaming and abuse
Finally put to good use!
My life is totally ruined, and that is pretty great!
I only paid 50 grand
To buy the whole world’s hate!
'Cuz I am a dentist
And I’ll bash lions' brains in with a brick
Yes, I am a dentist
Or more accurately put: I’m a dick.
