Only some of our closest friends know this:
Tara Cardinal, up and coming hollywood actress was missing for several days in a small town called "Moron, Texas". Not to be confused with "Moran, Texas".
After this expose on the founding father's grandson, Jesse Moron III, what you don't see, is Mr. Moron's 12 children bum rush Ms. Cardinal (after she flashed her bum - mostly caught on camera), and take her back to their mansion (pictured behind).
After several days, Ms. Cardinal was deemed an unsuitable mate for the Morons (or pretty much for any guy, as any of her ex boyfriends will happily attest).
The authorities were duly notified, but during the investigation, both the Morons and their mansion disappeared.
The Morons are still at large.
Anyone with information is strongly encouraged to notify their local authorities.
