TOP 10 Alan Simpson Quotes.
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“If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don’t have integrity, nothing else matters.”
— Alan Simpson (00:00)

“Those who travel the high road of humility are not troubled by heavy traffic.”
— Alan Simpson (00:07)

“There is no ‘slippery slope’ toward loss of liberty, only a long staircase where each step down must first be tolerated by the American people and their leaders.”
— Alan Simpson (00:14)

“Grandchildren now don’t write a thank you for the Christmas presents. They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.”
— Alan Simpson (00:21)

“In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress.”
— Alan Simpson (00:28)

“We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.”
— Alan Simpson (00:35)

“It doesn’t matter is you call it ‘Obama-care’ or ‘Elvis Presley care’ or ‘I-don’t-care care.’ It cannot sustain itself in its present form.”
— Alan Simpson (00:42)

“He’s a million rubber bands in his resilience.”
— Alan Simpson (00:49)

“An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries to give his thoughts, in speech or on paper, some style.”
— Alan Simpson (00:56)

“If you torture statistics long enough, they’ll eventually confess the truth.”
— Alan Simpson (01:03)

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