🎄 Tiki Talk The Podcast: The Christmas Show! 🎄
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals! 🎅 Kevin and Noah are back with a holiday special that’s as unpredictable as your Aunt Karen after eggnog! This week, they’re unwrapping the wildest headlines, answering your burning questions, and serving up a sleigh-load of laughs. Get ready for the holiday episode you never knew you needed.
🎁 Episode Highlights
🎁 Unconventional Gifts You Won’t Believe
Would you ask Santa for a “dive bar cologne” or a banana duct-taped to a wall? Yep, we’re diving into HuffPost’s list of 61 Weird Christmas Gifts Too Strange Even for Santa. Spoiler: one of them might make your mom faint.
🎅 Spies & Christmas Cards
Forget fruitcake—UK’s spy agency is using Christmas puzzles to recruit future 007s. Find out if Kevin and Noah cracked the code (or just cracked up).
🐦 Hot Albatross Momma Alert
The world’s oldest-known wild bird (and certified MILF—Momma in the Layin’ Feathered sense) just laid an egg at age 74. Yep, this bird’s got more game than your ex.
🥧 Pies on the Run
A stolen van with 2,500 meat pies?! Don’t worry—justice (and deliciousness) was served.
🍹 Sugar-Free Sippin’
You asked, and Kevin and Noah answered! This week, they tackle a listener question about sugar-free cocktails. If you’re looking to booze without the buzzkill, tune in for their tasty tips.
🎸 Guitar Scandal at the Ports
3,000 fake Gibson guitars seized?! We’re clearly in the wrong business. Find out why Kevin’s considering a career in counterfeiting.
🍌 Banana Art Gone Bananas
A $6.2 million duct-taped banana got eaten. We’ll just let that sink in.
🦃 Turkeys Take Flight
In Alaska, pilots are literally air-dropping turkeys to rural homes for Thanksgiving. Move over Amazon drones—this is peak holiday delivery.
🧀 Cheesy Comebacks
Burger King’s cheesy sandwiches are back, and Firehouse Subs has a new creation. Don’t worry, Noah’s taste buds (and buttons) were thoroughly tested.
🔥 Spicy Chip Survival Test
Can Kevin and Noah handle Nashville Hot Lays? Tune in to see if they survive the heat or crumble under pressure.
🏞️ BFF Hiking Guides?
In China, “climbing buddies” are the new travel trend. Would Kevin or Noah make good hiking partners? (Spoiler: absolutely not.)
🍺 Miller High Life’s Dive Bar Cologne
Because nothing screams “Merry Christmas” like smelling like stale beer and questionable life choices.
Why You Should Listen Right Now
Laughs you didn’t know you needed: Kevin and Noah bring their hilarious, no-filter energy to everything from pies to spy puzzles.
Weird news = holiday cheer: Forget Hallmark movies—this episode is the ultimate holiday mood booster.
Cocktail inspo & foodie fun: Whether you’re into sugar-free sips or spicy chips, we’ve got your cravings covered.
🎧 Subscribe and stream now for a Christmas episode that’s equal parts festive and ridiculous. You’ll never look at meat pies, cheesy sandwiches, or duct-taped bananas the same way again!
🛷 LINK IN BIO! Let’s get merry, messy, and mildly traumatized together!
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