Did the Miami GP happen or was it all a fever dream? I kinda wish it was because we would have been spared from the cringe.
Featuring: nothing happening for 41 laps, Lando coming to the rescue, then everything everywhere all at once and somehow the TV directors caught none of it. Also, cringe interviews, gratuitous close ups, a shirtless Carlos, and America being America.
01:16 Predictions
02:34 Race Start
05:07 Zhou Retires
05:39 Max Takes the Lead
07:53 Vettel vs Latifi
13:10 Our Lord and Saviour Lando Norris
15:53 Safety Car Ends
16:11 Hamilton vs Russell
17:26 Perez vs Sainz
18:26 The Most Upsetting Crash You Will Ever See (i.e. Vettel and Schumacher)
21:05 Chequered Flag
22:14 Cringe-terviews
23:42 Cool-Down Room (tbh the Heat-Up Room for me...)
24:18 Podium Chaos
25:16 Final Thoughts
