That Moose
by Robby Bell of Deep Fried Parodies
Filmed by Nick Waters
Extra dudes by Nick Glaser and Nick Waters

Lyrics:

I was sitting in my backyard
I saw something weird
It was doing a strut
It liked to squat
A banana it was pealing
I followed it as it went downtown
It started screaming
It might just bring the town down
The antlers are obtuse
That moose, it has a few loose screws
Please, moosey, stop eating all the cheese
Shmlack, get back, I'm pretty sure it just quaked
It's on local news, everybody catch that moose
It's not a mule, making me look like a fool
It's a piece of fine art
It's discerning, hurling up into the bright sky
He's making the young ones cry
I'm trying to warn you
It's quite fond of thighs
It hates everyone named Bruce
That moose, its has a few loose screws
Ooh-whee, moosey, shake it, shake the tree
Woah, that psycho, it's got a dildo
Escaped from the zoo, everybody catch that moose
It likes to try on gowns
And he's ten times scarier than a clown
It has won multiple brawls
It's on the freakin loose, that moose, it has a few screws loose
Please, moosey, stop making me squeam
Shmlack, get back, it has an amazing rack
It just flew, everybody catch that moose
That moose, it just killed Tom Cruise
Please, moosey, I think I fell in you feces
Shmlack, get back, it's ready to attack
It's on local news, everybody catch, everybody catch
Everybody catch, everybody catch
Everybody catch, everybody catch
Everybody, everybody catch that moose

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