Written and Performed by Daniel Bostock.
Produced By Syndrome...Twitter: [ Ссылка ]
Camera crew: Daniel Bostock & Dean Newby.
Lyrics
It was a cold dark night at a Lunar eclipse, when i saw a fat guy consuming a kid.
So i took a closer look and it was ciril smith, I said "oi ciril, swivel on this".
I inserted my fist past his intestine, to get the kid out of him before he digests it, and shits it out into the festering cesspit of dead children that a kept in the depths of Westminster.
I know this because a minister kept me as a prisoner when I was six, he locked me in the cella.
He insisted we play twister together, I was like "what ever but I'm being yellow",
he persisted to molester me with an umbrella, opened it so I couldn't clench my sphincter together, I pulled the lever and the umbrella extended, and the molesteres member got tethered then severed.
Got him off my back fast, found an escape hatch near a wet patch at the back, lifted the catch then dispatched, and catch myself in a sparing match with Margaret thatcher, threw a plate at her and she fell on her back and fractured,
I told you I'd catch ya, you old dirty bastard, scratch ya with a hatchet roll you in carpet and snatch ya, drag you round the grounds with a tractors and return you back there for target practice.
Bitch, witch, throw you in a ditch for what you did to the pits, oh shit is that the pigs, I split and leave her covered in piss, and that too happened at a luna eclipse.

I fell off my skateboard on an obstacle course, 8 years old I was on that hospital ward. I got bored so i went for a walk and explored the corridors past the hospital morgue.
It was early in the morning about half past four and cigar smoke was bellowing out of the door, I saw something untoward that I could not ignore, inside there was a white haired man mauling a corpse.
It had jaundice, rigamortis and been slaughtered and gored,
I ran round the corner and pulled the emergency cord,
but the porter ignored, he just sat there and nored on an umbilical cord, I was haunted for sure.
The plot thickens as it begins to unravel, because the white haired man was jimmy Savile,
I tried to be civil and he just dribbled and saliva'd, i didn't dilly daddle didn't want to be mythered.
he said, "now then now then little child, this might hurt you for a while",
I said, "not on your nelly you paedophile, your procedures are vile and it's not my style",
I picked up the phone to dial 999, the police said "yeah we know, he told us prior"
He said "the media will lie until I die, MI5 burn the files so there'll be no trial".
So I looked round the room and picked up a file, I thought this is no good it's not versatile, I grappled a scalpel gave him a chelsy smile, I sliced him twice then let him bleed for a while.
The twat,

I Got harassed by an Ozzy on a Trip with the school, Rolf Harris was Entertaining kids in a zoo, half way through I had to scoot because I needed a poo, little did I know he followed me into the loo,
he said "did you wanna see what I really do with a Didgeridoo"?,
he pushed me into a cubical and tried to finger Me too, checked out my poo shoot to put a guinea pig through, And a shrew I saw it in my peripheral view.
His penis quickly grew, So I squeezed out a poo, the floor was very slippery cos pissed on him too.
Screwed the lid off the lube and made him eat the whole tube,
when he blew his kazoo I stuck his lips there with glue,
sustained some injuries too, I hit him with a shoe, you deluded paedo I'll kick the shit out of you.
He said "hmm shiha how shiha a hoo and Drew a rolfaroo on the wall in blue.
Rolf, why'd you tie down a kangaroo? Did you tie down two boys and do voodoo to them too?,
Its what Gary glitter did too, it was all in the news, he has a screw loose in fact he's missing a few,
In his judicial review, it said that he'd ate a few in a dish with a spoon, he frigged a clitorus too,
kids in the fridge he'd accrued, under the bridge that he'd screwed, hidden in the walls and even under the patio.
"mr glitter there's a delivery for you, it's a kid and he's two". "Yeah man he'll do, I'll make some shoes out of you, stick him in the fridge till he cools, now can you leave the room I have a midget subdued".

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