We took a couple of common and famous Chinese phrases and directly translated them to English... the outcome was amusing :-)

The vocabulary of the clip:

飞机 = Airplane
电脑 = Computer
火车 = Train
高铁 = bullet train
地铁 = subway
抽烟 = to smoke
火机 = Lighter
浪漫 = Romantic
酒店 = Hotel
他吃我的豆腐 = He eats my tofu (harasses me..)
好喝 = good drink (tasty)
红葡萄酒 = Red wine
天知道 = The sky know (god knows)
微信 = WeChat (Micro letter)
现金 = Cash
要不要 = Want or don't want?
买不买 = Buy or don't buy?
太带着绿帽子 = He wears green hat (his girlfriend cheats on him..)
他很啦 = She's spicy
剩女 = Leftover woman
麻瓜 = Papaya (Wood melon)
老司机 = Old taxi driver (pervert)
西瓜 = Watermelon
牛油果 = Avocado
好吃 = Good eat ( tasty)
中国 = China
熊猫 = Bear cat (Panda)
斑马 = Stripe horse (Zebra)
美国 = USA
葡萄牙 = PORTUGAL
帅哥 = Nickname for waiter
点菜= to order (in restaurant)
福佳白 = Hoegaarden
意大利面 = Pasta
马马虎虎 = horse horse tiger tiger (so so..)

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