WKUK Dinosaur Rap

Lyrics -

Okay, its Guinness Book of World Records time. This is the first rap song about getting high with dinosaurs.

I smoke a joint tonight, I smoke a joint tonight.
Me and all these dinosaurs are blazin blunts tonight.
We blazin blunts tonight, We blazin blunts tonight.
Me and all these dinosaurs is on a hunt tonight.

Ill only spit this one time so let me take it slow.
I started to get high about an hour ago,
but then the buzzer rang and I looked out the peephole
It was a whole bunch of raptors and they just wont go.
I stepped back and the knocks I just tried to ignore
Thought I was safe but they knew how to open doors
and without even asking they just came on in
They started smokin my weed and then they called their friends.

I smoke a joint tonight, I smoke a joint tonight.
Me and all these dinosaurs are rollin bones tonight.
We rollin bones tonight, We rollin bones tonight.
Me and all these dinosaurs is gettin stoned tonight.

I smoke a spliff tonight, I smoke a spliff tonight.
Me and these dinosaurs is gettin freakin ripped tonight.
We gettin faced tonight, We gettin faced tonight.
And all these dinosaurs is crashin at my place tonight.

An Allosaurus in the corner tryin to pack the bong,
Hot boxin in the john with a pteradon .
And Now a compy and a stega startin to get it on,
But I can barely move because this weeds the bomb.
A anklysaurus makin smores and eatin lucky charms,
The pterodactyl took my whole bag of pepperidge farms.
T-rex just went and set off the fire alarm
and now he cant get it out because hes got little arms.

I smoke a joint tonight, I smoke a joint tonight.
Me and all these dinosaurs are rollin bones tonight.
We rollin bones tonight, We rollin bones tonight.
Me and all these dinosaurs is gettin stoned tonight.

Now my neighbors on the phone and said she called the cops
and this really freaked out the triceratops.
Hes tryin to climb out the window and we yellin stop
cause Im on the fifth floor and its a heck of a drop.
We heard a knock and then the cops said they wanted in
Then the cirolliphus tried to go and talk to them,
but he made things worse cause he reeked of weed and gin
but luckily the laphasaurus quickly jumped on in.
They said we were too loud and that folks were in bed.
The laph told the cops we would be quiet and said
But then they shined the light and asked why his eyes were red.
We were busted, so thats when he bit off their heads.

I smoke a joint tonight, I smoke a joint tonight.
Me and all these dinosaurs are rollin bones tonight.
We rollin bones tonight, We rollin bones tonight.
Me and all these dinosaurs is gettin stoned tonight.

I smoke a spliff tonight, I smoke a spliff tonight.
Me and these dinosaurs is gettin freakin ripped tonight.
We gettin faced tonight, We gettin faced tonight.
And all these dinosaurs is crashin at my place tonight.

Yeahhh

first rap song about gettin high with dinosaurs

youre welcome internet

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