*NEWS FLASH* A cat caused the death of all occupants of a London bus today after having sped out of control, with what seemed to be another cat looking out from underneath the bus after the accident. No cat was hurt, though everyone aboard the bus perished. The bus steward was thrown out and suffered irreparable brain damage though it's also believed that the bus driver has since died of a curse.
According to a 75 year old Voodoo priestess, the curse came about because the driver had earlier given her a dirty look after having jokingly asked her to dress up as Catwoman.
"Dirty b*stard asked me to be Catwoman for the day, but when I put on the suit he said I looked like an old tramp!" said the priestess.
Police investigations are ongoing.
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HD my ass
