Brilliant young Macedonian Master Chef Chris creates a tasty goat-puppy stew with spinach and rice. Very satisfying on a cold Macedonian night when the wind howls and the rain swirls and evil lurks in the shadows, this legendary and tasty stew protects against vampires, sprankenspunkens (tiny, foul-smelling and fanged-toothed creatures who lurk in dark, dank places and bite the heads off small children who misbehave) and Republicans. Also relieves impetigo, neuralgia, rheumatism, most personality disorders, drug induced hallucinations, and (when used as an unguent) genital herpes. Bathing in it is said to rejuvenate the skin, increase libido and stimulate sperm production. In more concentrated forms may also be used as furniture polish.

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