We turned a Cement Mixer into a Rotisserie and Roasted a Pig!
Have you ever seen a pig fall off a cement mixer? You will.
Joel BROKE a CEMENT MIXER. With a suckling baby pig. He's ham-fisted and broke the structure of a cement mixer! Think about that... How do you break a cement mixer? Cement mixers are robust machines. After all, they're cement mixers.
Also, he broke a GoPro - a rugged action camera. For the third time.
So what other mayhem happens? Why are there Chickens and Dinosaurs? A broken GoPro? Polite Englishmen? Zombies? Metallurgy samples? Zaidie Cohen? Unsuspecting neighbors as well as regulars? A wheelbarrow full of flavored Kingsford Charcoal? Angry Birds? Bernie Sanders? Broken transmissions?
Do we now count the Cement Mixer as a BBQ? How many barbecues does Joel have?
How will Joel demonstrate his extreme and memorable knife-handling skills? How much will Joel bleed?
Should I start calling myself Woz? You can't make this stuff up.
How did Wilbur The Pig turn out? Yummy! But it was a long and winding road to get him to the table.
And did you really need to see the insides of a pig in full 1080p? For this, someone invented HDTV?
Getting it edited was a Christmas Miracle! I lit up all 8 CPU cores really hard a little early for Hanukkah! We filmed this as our Halloween Episode, and hope it will bring some cheer to your holidays!
For our first foray into 1080p and such a large video (it was a long cook and an eventful day), I want to take a moment to thank three YouTube Creators who inspire me with their automotive edutainment. @ViceGripGarage , @RainmanRaysRepairs , @I_Do_Cars : Thank you. You keep it real, unscripted, and show when something screws up.
Thank you also to Doctor Tom, to David, to Will; you guys braved my editing booth and saw the rough cut and gave me feedback on what to keep and what to cut.
Mrs. Robertson had the experience of living next to Joel since 1979; she went through a lot. She will be missed.
Oy vey... meat comes in neat little packages which come from the store. There's no better way to swear off pork than to bolt a cold wet dead baby pig to a cement mixer. Think about those last few words - has anyone ever, in the history of the world, been able to say that they have had the experience of bolting a pig to a cement mixer? We intend to do more with the cement mixer. Has anyone ever, in the history of the world, asked a rabbi how to kosher a cement mixer?
I do have the strangest life on the planet. Come along for a ride.
Lawrence
Camera / Editor / Voice of Reason

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