"Sale Slayer (I Swore I’d Save)" is a chaotic and hilarious heavy metal anthem for anyone who’s ever vowed to stop spending, only to lose control during year-end sales. Packed with guttural screams, wild riffs, and a frantic energy that mirrors the madness of shopping sprees, this track captures the humor and chaos of being a hopeless shopaholic! 💳🎸

🎉 Perfect for Black Friday, Cyber Monday, and holiday sale lovers who can't resist the thrill of a deal. Swipe, tap, and rock on!

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I made a vow, I swore it loud,
No spending sprees, I’m cash-proud!
But the deals called out, they pulled me in,
Now my wallet’s thin, oh, it’s a sin!

Swipe, tap, it’s a spending fight,
Black Friday demons haunt my nights!
Deals so hot, they burned my soul,
I’m a sale slayer, lost control!

Cart’s on fire, my phone’s red hot,
Bought three air fryers I don’t even want!
Credit card’s screaming, “Please slow down!”
But these discounts rule the town!

Swipe, tap, it’s a spending fight,
Cyber Monday devils in my sight!
Deals so hot, they burned my soul,
I’m a sale slayer, lost control!

Free shipping bait, they got me hooked,
My bank account is truly cooked,
I’ll gift myself, yeah, no regrets,
Until the bill arrives with threats!

Swipe, tap, it’s a spending fight,
Holiday discounts shine so bright!
Deals so hot, they burned my soul,
I’m a sale slayer, lost control!

So here I stand, broke but bold,
Surrounded by crap I’ll never hold,
Next year, I’ll stop—oh, who am I kidding?
Sales are my life, and I’m never quitting!

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