From the album "Pizza, Beer" available on CD/7"/Cassette from Voted Best Records.

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Back from tour time to make some cash
So we can do it again
Gonna put on that hat
Cheese and peppers in hand
It's pizza delivery season my friend
Gonna kill my car
Drivin door to door
Year round Santa
Slinging obesity
Road rage screaming as I pull away
I drove to your house
You'd better fucking tip me
It's not asking for much to drop a couple bucks
Cause we need it more than you'd assume
And you never can tell but your gratitude
Helps this pizza guy rock a stage near you
30 minutes or it's free

You get no tip from me
Fuck you I ain't gonna pay
Where is my hot pepps and chee

Eat shit I'm not gonna pay

I thought you brought ranch for me
Can you grab some beers on the way?
No, you get no tip from me

Where's my pizza?
Double sausage

Bring me pizza!
Alright your pizza's ready
So don't be a jerk compensate us for our work
It takes it's fucking toll
If you're gonna stiff the driver and unfriendly reminder
You've got no gosh dang soul
It's unbecoming to snub the service industry
Especially when we know your street
I'm not here to make idle threats
But stiff me one more time and I'm gonna park in your fucking living room

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