Are you ready for the rapture? Jesus is coming back by the year 2000, folks! If you don't believe Jack, just let him tell you all about the other religious leaders who believe it too! It's impossible for them all to be full of shit, right?

There are crop circles! Some people built a home for Jesus in Jerusalem! There have been a lot of earthquakes between 1953 and 1990! Saddam Hussein is out there! The Soviets! Prepare yourself!

Jack knows that he's going to be alive to see this crazy shit. He sure as hell isn't going to die in 2020 and never see a goddamn thing happen.

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