This song is not written by, nor did it involve Obscurest Vinyl. Merely a tribute to one of my favorite artists, haha. Written by me. Will take down if requested by Obscurest Vinyl.

Song © 1987 Rodney Munch and the Shitters. All rights reserved.

Lyrics:

It was nine forty-five at work, everything was fine.
I was about to take a shit on the company's dime.
The PA went off, and I was pissed.
It was meeting time, and I bit my lips.

It's time to build up my piss to get out of my company's meeting!
My piss will give my boss a lovely pissy slippery greeting!
It's time to build up my piss to get out of my company's meeting!
My piss will give my boss a lovely pissy slippery greeting!

I walked into the conference room, sat down and crossed my legs.
Coworkers next, then those fucking suits. Last my boss, and the shit began.
The end of this hell finally came, and for a raise I begged.
My boss said, “You little shit! Do more work, and act like a man!”
So I let my legs loose, and felt my piss drip through my pants.
I let it drip onto the floor, then tried to walk out of the room,
Then my boss stomped towards me, his face all red.
He said, “You fucking ass! You aren't getting away this time!”
Then he slipped on my piss and got covered in ants.

Fuck yeah! I did it again!
I pissed my pants to get out of my company meeting.
Fuck those profits, screw those yachts.
All I want to do is go home and take a shot.
I pissed my pants to get out of my company meeting!

[Instrumental]

Fuck yeah! I did it again!
I pissed my pants to get out of my company meeting.
Fuck those profits, screw those yachts.
All I want to do is go home and take a shot.
I gave my boss a lovely pissy slippery greeting.
I pissed my pants to get out of my company meeting!

Fuck yeah! I did it again!
I pissed my pants all good and proper.
Fuck those profits, screw those yachts.
All I want to do is go home and take a shot.
I gave my boss a lovely pissy slippery greeting.
Yeah, I pissed my pants to get out of my company meeting!

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