Barry White is John's idol and he cannot perform properly in court or in the bedroom if he cannot draw inspiration from the persona of White. Whenever John needs inspiration he stands in front of a mirror, most often in the unisex bathroom, and starts dancing to White's song "You're the First, the Last, My Everything" which he hears in his mind. Occasionally, John also dances to other songs by White. Whenever other people walk in on John's dancing they often join in.
Starring: Peter MacNicol, Jane Krakowski, Greg Germann, Lucy Liu, Portia de Rossi, Calista Flockhart, Barry White, Lisa Nicole Carson, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Gil Bellows, Robert Downey Jr., Taye Diggs, Christina Ricci, Renée Elise Goldsberry, Vonda Shepard and Barry Humphries.
