Rolf Harris and his I've Lost My Mummy ... now who else could get away with this but Rolf . I remember being in this situation many, many times ... 'cos me mam was a right so and so about looking for bargains ... she often forgot I existed when the lure of a half-priced hat (they all wore 'em in those days) or some off cut of material flashed at her from three counters away. After a minute or so I would start to wail and be whisked off somewhere strange ... they would interrogate me and then ... "We have a little boy called Rikkyhardo here ... would his mother please come to the manager's office and pick him up. What an ordeal!

And now ... the lyrics

Just like the inside of any big shop,
people were everywhere,
Suddenly business was brought to a stop
when a terrible yell hit the air...

[chorus]
I've lost my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa,
I've lost my mummy.
[deep, indrawn sob]
I've lost my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa,
I've lost my mummy!
ub, ub hup ub hup hup ub hup hup ub.

People all gathered to look at the lad,
patted him on the head.
[Woman] Where was your mummy, when you saw her last?
Turning to her the boy said...

[repeat chorus]

Down came the manager to fix up the mess,
took the small boy aside,
[Manager] Come on now lad, let's have your name and address,
With a lungful of air he replied...

[repeat chorus]

Well just then his mother appeared on the spot,
gave him a hefty whack [sound of smack]
[Mother] That oughta teach you to go and get lost!
and the little boy's voice floated back...

I've FOUND my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa,
I've found my mummy.
[deep, indrawn sob]
I've found my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa,
I've found my mummy!
No mummy, I don't wanna go, no mummy I don't wanna, no mummy!

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